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Montey Woods
Date: 12.15.2004
The holiday frenzy is fully upon us, and in beween knocking over old ladies at the mall, the Inspectors have been busy searching for the best sex sites out there. This week's edition of the P.I. Newsletter finds visions of boys and butts dancing in our heads. For all of you who go ga-ga over guys, English Lads and Muscle Adonis will deliver more than ten lords-a-leaping. The Brits are known for keeping a stiff upper lip, but that's not the only thing that's stiff inside this site filled with hundreds of gay English amateurs. If a couple of straight guys are more your fancy, Muscled Adonis stars a beefy duo that will delight both the men and the ladies. You just love a challenge, don't you?
I hardly ever get what I really want for the holidays, and by the time the gifts are all unwrapped and I've drained the last bit of 100 proof egg nog, I'm left bare-chested with no pants on, screaming "more whores, more whores!" Luckily, we've found the site of the superwhores — The ATM Machine. Not because their pussies spew out dollar bills, but because these girls will take a cock thats been in their ass and swab it clean with their mouth (ass to mouth, get it?). But just like Karl Malone on Kobe's wife, "I'm hunting Mexican girls" at Pussy Pinata. Lusty Latinas with names like Juana and Chi Chi let you dip your dick into their spicy twats and serve them a blast of cum chowder. These girls are hot enough to make me eat tamales on Christmas Day.
Thanks Santa for all the sluts of the world!
And a partride in a pear tree!
I hardly ever get what I really want for the holidays, and by the time the gifts are all unwrapped and I've drained the last bit of 100 proof egg nog, I'm left bare-chested with no pants on, screaming "more whores, more whores!" Luckily, we've found the site of the superwhores — The ATM Machine. Not because their pussies spew out dollar bills, but because these girls will take a cock thats been in their ass and swab it clean with their mouth (ass to mouth, get it?). But just like Karl Malone on Kobe's wife, "I'm hunting Mexican girls" at Pussy Pinata. Lusty Latinas with names like Juana and Chi Chi let you dip your dick into their spicy twats and serve them a blast of cum chowder. These girls are hot enough to make me eat tamales on Christmas Day.
Thanks Santa for all the sluts of the world!
And a partride in a pear tree!
Montey Woods
Date: 12.01.2004
Gobble, gobble gobble! 'Tis the season to stop and give thanks for all of the horny, cock-gobbling girls in the world. What would our poor dicks do without them? This week's update finds a bevy of cock-gobbling cuties waiting for their holiday jizz-sauce. First up is the oh-so-luscious Crissy Moran. This chica has long been one of my favorite web girls. She might be a glamour girl, but she knows how to get down and dirty with the best of them. Just thinking about her gives me wood. 'Tis also the season for all people to come together, and no one does it bettter than interracial cum queen Spring Thomas. At her personal site, this blonde teen seeks out black cock and gets skewered like a Thanksgiving turkey. In the true holiday spirit, I'd like to give thanks to the Asian girls of All Nude and Kung Pao Pussy. I would love to have these petite and submissive girls break bread with me before I broke into their tight little slits.
P.I. fans, I hope you're talking a little time out to enjoy your smut while you're enjoying your holidays. There are always a hot batch of new sites at P.I. and always some interesting discussions at the forum. Drop by and inject your opinion into the fray.
Until later. Gobble, gobble!
P.I. fans, I hope you're talking a little time out to enjoy your smut while you're enjoying your holidays. There are always a hot batch of new sites at P.I. and always some interesting discussions at the forum. Drop by and inject your opinion into the fray.
Until later. Gobble, gobble!
Montey Woods
Date: 11.15.2004
This week's newsletter promises the fulfillment of at least two of every guy's teenage fantasies. If you're like me, I know you had a huge crush on at least one of your friend's moms. My Friends Hot Mom finds horny older women who get it on with their son's friends. My First Sex Teacher features horny teachers who give their younger students a hands-on lesson in sex education. Check out the hot black teacher with the juicy lips and big nipples in our free gallery section. I wish these MILF's had been around in my day. I would have loved to have Mrs. Devine hop on my young cock. For those of you who REALLY love butts, you've got a friend in Ass Munchers. Mike finds beautiful girls to spread their ass cheeks for tongue and then he gets them to do the ultimate deed and lick their guy's ass until he cums. We've also got a new gay site review for those of you yearning for some man-love. Rainbow VIP explores the gay party scene as two guys seduce dick in their limo, in the dark corners of a nightclub, and even in the club bathrooms. This is one circuit party every gay man wants to join!
Dip into the P.I. Forums for an always lively discussion of the sites we've reviewed, popular porn stars, and sex talk in general!
Until next time...peace out!
Dip into the P.I. Forums for an always lively discussion of the sites we've reviewed, popular porn stars, and sex talk in general!
Until next time...peace out!
Montey Woods
Date: 11.01.2004
It's me for Americans to get out and vote again. If you elect me President, I promise three things: free porn passes for everyone, a tax cut for all porn lovers, and a pornstar in the Oval Office (on her knees of course).
The P.I.'s have already weighed in and voted on their favorite new sites. The first one, SoCal Coeds, makes me want to trade places with a certain muscle-bound governor of California. These coeds might not all be in college, but the young chicks slob the knob like they're preparing for an oral exam. You can send me over as ambassador to an Asian country any day. The Asian whores inside Asian Sex Trip really know how to treat a foreign tourist looking to sample some of the local poon. The female half of the population gets plenty of attention from me, and now they even have their own site. Female POV puts women in the driver's seat as they audition studs for porn star roles. Those girls can chew me up and spit me out any day. There are enough new sites out there to satisfy and stimulate all of our constituents.
Chime in with your opinions on the message boards. We want to hear about your favorite sites, wild sex stories, and anything else your kinky minds can think of.
This is the P.I. Newsletter and I approve this message!
The P.I.'s have already weighed in and voted on their favorite new sites. The first one, SoCal Coeds, makes me want to trade places with a certain muscle-bound governor of California. These coeds might not all be in college, but the young chicks slob the knob like they're preparing for an oral exam. You can send me over as ambassador to an Asian country any day. The Asian whores inside Asian Sex Trip really know how to treat a foreign tourist looking to sample some of the local poon. The female half of the population gets plenty of attention from me, and now they even have their own site. Female POV puts women in the driver's seat as they audition studs for porn star roles. Those girls can chew me up and spit me out any day. There are enough new sites out there to satisfy and stimulate all of our constituents.
Chime in with your opinions on the message boards. We want to hear about your favorite sites, wild sex stories, and anything else your kinky minds can think of.
This is the P.I. Newsletter and I approve this message!
Montey Woods
Date: 10.15.2004
The Porn Inspectors are at it again and we're bringing you another batch of fresh porn site reviews. We've searched high and low (mostly low) and dug up the smuttiest porn you've ever seen.
First up is one of my favorite sites — All Internal — home of the pussy, anal, and double-penetration creampie. You won't believe your eyes when you see these cumsluts open up and ooze jizz from all their holes. Next, if you love HBO's Taxicab Confessions, then we've got a treat for you. Taxi Cams is like a sexed-up version of the reality show where a Las Vegas cabbie captures all the backseat blowjobs and banging all on his hidden camera. Check this site out and I bet you'll be on your best behaviour the next time you get in a cab. Tiffany Lee Fisher and Alexa Model round out our single-girl site selections, and what a deliscious duo they are. One is a supermodel look-alike and the other is a teen nymphette, but they're both oh-so-strokeable. We've got several more down and dirty new reviews for you to check out too.
Gay Hitchhikers and TGirl Handjobs are topics for discussion on the message board. Jump right in and tell us some of your own hitchhiking stories. There are quite a few porn girls I'd love to pick up on a deserted road; and several t-girls whose soft hands I'd love to find cupping my balls and stroking my Johnson.
That's all for now porn peeps. Enjoy your Halloween! I've got a treat for a few special tricks I know (hehe). See you on the other side!
First up is one of my favorite sites — All Internal — home of the pussy, anal, and double-penetration creampie. You won't believe your eyes when you see these cumsluts open up and ooze jizz from all their holes. Next, if you love HBO's Taxicab Confessions, then we've got a treat for you. Taxi Cams is like a sexed-up version of the reality show where a Las Vegas cabbie captures all the backseat blowjobs and banging all on his hidden camera. Check this site out and I bet you'll be on your best behaviour the next time you get in a cab. Tiffany Lee Fisher and Alexa Model round out our single-girl site selections, and what a deliscious duo they are. One is a supermodel look-alike and the other is a teen nymphette, but they're both oh-so-strokeable. We've got several more down and dirty new reviews for you to check out too.
Gay Hitchhikers and TGirl Handjobs are topics for discussion on the message board. Jump right in and tell us some of your own hitchhiking stories. There are quite a few porn girls I'd love to pick up on a deserted road; and several t-girls whose soft hands I'd love to find cupping my balls and stroking my Johnson.
That's all for now porn peeps. Enjoy your Halloween! I've got a treat for a few special tricks I know (hehe). See you on the other side!
Montey Woods
Date: 10.01.2004
Oops she did it again! Britney Spears racked up marriage number two to unemployed dancer Kevin Federline. She's headed down the bumpy road from teen ...to ...MILF. Mrs. Federline is one hot meal ticket. For those of you still hungry for some fresh teen meat, forget Ms. Spears and head on over to the girls of Huge Dicks Little Chicks These petite cum dumpsters are definitely not virgins. They'll jump on your cock faster than a fat girl on a Twinkie. P.J. had a private web with a European hottie nicknamed "Kinky Devil" from Diva Show. For us technophiles, webcam chat is better than a massage parlor. You're guaranteed to have a happy ending. But my favorite new review by far has to be Jizz on My Glasses. These girls gobble the camera man's cock until he deposits his spunk on her glasses. The site is full of those slutty secretary-types that you daydream about at work. You can't help but imagine bending her over and pounding her ass behind the walls of her cubicle.
The forum is busy with talk about ebony tits and of course, the ever-present MILF Hunter discussion. Jump in and start swimming with the rest of us porn sharks. Post away!
The forum is busy with talk about ebony tits and of course, the ever-present MILF Hunter discussion. Jump in and start swimming with the rest of us porn sharks. Post away!
Date: 09.15.2004
Labor Day Weekend marked the end of summer even though the official end is not until Septemeber 22. Football season has started again and that means cute cheerleaders jumping around in their sexy uniforms. While we are on the subject of babes, plenty of them can be found in our latest reviews. Babes.TV features tons of pictures and movies featuring beautiful women. If you are looking for young babes, then be sure to check out the reviews for Teen Dirt Bag, Teens Garden and Freshmen Spring Break. Fans of brunette babes, will find Melody Hart a feast for their eyes. If you looking for some hardcore action to keep away the autumn blues, then look no further. Interracial fans will want to read the review for Blacks Do Whites. If you love cumshot action, then read what our reviewer had to say about Cum Swapping Bitches.
Our forums have been busy and we greatly appreciate all who post. A few interesting posts include Jenna Jameson: Porn Star & Author Too and The Girls of First Time Auditions. Some cool questions have been asked such as Tongue Twister or the Hershey Highway? and What to do when your woman doesn’t like porn?
Remember that Halloween is just around the corner so don’t forget to stock up on candy. College cheerleaders have been known to come knocking for something hard to put in their mouths.
Montey Woods
Date: 09.01.2004
The world is glued to the Olymics coverage, with all of us pervs keeping a close eye on those flexible Romanian gymnasts. And I know I'm not the only one who was whacking off to the women's volleyball tournaments. If I had known there was so much camel-toe being shown in those tight little beach shorts, I would have started watching volleyball a long time ago. At Porn Inspector, we're covering a sexual Olympics of our own. This week finds us sprinting toward a finish line full of amateur ass. No less than three of our latest reviews feature beautiful amateur models. Nubiles, Matt's Models, and Little Mutt will each have you reaching for the hand lotion to rub one out to the beautiful faces and slamming bodies of these young and gorgeous first-timers.
Not to be outdone by some beautiful babes, our fetish site reviewers have been busily plundering the web to find some of the most titillating sites on the internet. Remember folks: Porn Inspector puts the "kink" in "kinky". This time we've found the Holy Grail — the ever-elusive female ejaculation movies of Squirting Facials. Then, quench your thirst for kink with XXX Secretions, a site that features a herd of lactating ladies. These women massage and milk their big tits through hundreds of lactation pics and movies.
Drop by the forums and give us your opinion on some of the sites we've reviewed or just some sex talk in general. Later porn fans!
Not to be outdone by some beautiful babes, our fetish site reviewers have been busily plundering the web to find some of the most titillating sites on the internet. Remember folks: Porn Inspector puts the "kink" in "kinky". This time we've found the Holy Grail — the ever-elusive female ejaculation movies of Squirting Facials. Then, quench your thirst for kink with XXX Secretions, a site that features a herd of lactating ladies. These women massage and milk their big tits through hundreds of lactation pics and movies.
Drop by the forums and give us your opinion on some of the sites we've reviewed or just some sex talk in general. Later porn fans!
Montey Woods
Date: 08.15.2004
There's nothing I love more than to masturbate. This week's update gave me plenty of material to stroke my schlong to. When it comes to the porn, I'm an equal opportunity lover. First, I fed some cream to the curvaceous cuties at Flabby Females. Be sure to check out the galleries where you'll find a big, ebony goddess and a super-sized Latina both getting fed some multicultural sausage in their own interracial scenes. You haven't rubbed one out until you stroke it to the meaty moans of a fat girl. Next, I pulled unzipped the cockpit and pulled into Gloryhole Station. This site is just as filthy as most convenience stores I've set foot in. Filled with anonymous blowjobs and blonde sluts sucking cocks of every color through a hole in the bathroom wall, this site was so dirty I had to take a shower afterward just to get rid of the filth. Now that's the kind of porn I like!
The message board has been hopping lately with lots of chatter about everything from ebony porn stars to watching porn videos with your woman. Jump into the discussion with some porn talk of your own. After all this action, I'm a little sore. I plan on cooling my crotch on a big block of ice — until next week, when I'll do it all over again!
The message board has been hopping lately with lots of chatter about everything from ebony porn stars to watching porn videos with your woman. Jump into the discussion with some porn talk of your own. After all this action, I'm a little sore. I plan on cooling my crotch on a big block of ice — until next week, when I'll do it all over again!
Montey Woods
Date: 08.01.2004
Here at Porn Inspector, we don't discriminate. We bring you porn site reviews for every man. This week, we've got something for the heterosexuals, the homosexuals, the bisexuals — hell, even the metrosexuals! That's why this week's update features a little bit of everything. There's the usual smattering of beautiful women in Angel Archives, a site dedicated to the beauties of Eastern Europe. But then we switch teams and put the moves on the young, gay men of Juicy Lads. Then, for those of you who can’t decide which team to play for, get the best of both worlds with the switch hitters at Bisexual University.
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