It's me for Americans to get out and vote again. If you elect me President, I promise three things: free porn passes for everyone, a tax cut for all porn lovers, and a pornstar in the Oval Office (on her knees of course).
The P.I.'s have already weighed in and voted on their favorite new sites. The first one, SoCal Coeds
, makes me want to trade places with a certain muscle-bound governor of California. These coeds might not all be in college, but the young chicks slob the knob like they're preparing for an oral exam. You can send me over as ambassador to an Asian country any day. The Asian whores inside Asian Sex Trip
really know how to treat a foreign tourist looking to sample some of the local poon. The female half of the population gets plenty of attention from me, and now they even have their own site. Female POV
puts women in the driver's seat as they audition studs for porn star roles. Those girls can chew me up and spit me out any day. There are enough new sites out there to satisfy and stimulate all of our constituents.
Chime in with your opinions on the message boards. We want to hear about your favorite sites, wild sex stories, and anything else your kinky minds can think of.
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The Porn Inspectors are at it again and we're bringing you another batch of fresh porn site reviews. We've searched high and low (mostly low) and dug up the smuttiest porn you've ever seen.
First up is one of my favorite sites — All Internal
— home of the pussy, anal, and double-penetration creampie. You won't believe your eyes when you see these cumsluts open up and ooze jizz from all their holes. Next, if you love HBO's Taxicab Confessions, then we've got a treat for you. Taxi Cams
is like a sexed-up version of the reality show where a Las Vegas cabbie captures all the backseat blowjobs and banging all on his hidden camera. Check this site out and I bet you'll be on your best behaviour the next time you get in a cab. Tiffany Lee Fisher
and Alexa Model
round out our single-girl site selections, and what a deliscious duo they are. One is a supermodel look-alike and the other is a teen nymphette, but they're both oh-so-strokeable. We've got several more down and dirty new reviews for you to check out too.
and TGirl Handjobs
are topics for discussion on the message board. Jump right in and tell us some of your own hitchhiking stories. There are quite a few porn girls I'd love to pick up on a deserted road; and several t-girls whose soft hands I'd love to find cupping my balls and stroking my Johnson.
That's all for now porn peeps. Enjoy your Halloween! I've got a treat for a few special tricks I know (hehe). See you on the other side!
Oops she did it again! Britney Spears racked up marriage number two to unemployed dancer Kevin Federline. She's headed down the bumpy road from teen ...to ...MILF. Mrs. Federline is one hot meal ticket. For those of you still hungry for some fresh teen meat, forget Ms. Spears and head on over to the girls of Huge Dicks Little Chicks
These petite cum dumpsters are definitely not virgins. They'll jump on your cock faster than a fat girl on a Twinkie. P.J. had a private web with a European hottie nicknamed "Kinky Devil" from Diva Show
. For us technophiles, webcam chat is better than a massage parlor. You're guaranteed to have a happy ending. But my favorite new review by far has to be Jizz on My Glasses
. These girls gobble the camera man's cock until he deposits his spunk on her glasses. The site is full of those slutty secretary-types that you daydream about at work. You can't help but imagine bending her over and pounding her ass behind the walls of her cubicle.
The forum is busy with talk about ebony tits
and of course, the ever-present MILF Hunter discussion
. Jump in and start swimming with the rest of us porn sharks. Post away!
Labor Day Weekend marked the end of summer even though the official end is not until Septemeber 22. Football season has started again and that means cute cheerleaders jumping around in their sexy uniforms. While we are on the subject of babes, plenty of them can be found in our latest reviews. Babes.TV
features tons of pictures and movies featuring beautiful women. If you are looking for young babes, then be sure to check out the reviews for Teen Dirt Bag
, Teens Garden
and Freshmen Spring Break
. Fans of brunette babes, will find Melody Hart
a feast for their eyes. If you looking for some hardcore action to keep away the autumn blues, then look no further. Interracial fans will want to read the review for Blacks Do Whites
. If you love cumshot action, then read what our reviewer had to say about Cum Swapping Bitches
Our forums have been busy and we greatly appreciate all who post. A few interesting posts include Jenna Jameson: Porn Star & Author Too and
The Girls of First Time Auditions. Some cool questions have been asked such as Tongue Twister or the
Hershey Highway? and What to do when your
woman doesn’t like porn?
Remember that Halloween is just around the corner so don’t forget to stock up on candy. College cheerleaders have been known to come knocking for something hard to put in their mouths.
The world is glued to the Olymics coverage, with all of us pervs keeping a close eye on those flexible Romanian gymnasts. And I know I'm not the only one who was whacking off to the women's volleyball tournaments. If I had known there was so much camel-toe being shown in those tight little beach shorts, I would have started watching volleyball a long time ago. At Porn Inspector, we're covering a sexual Olympics of our own. This week finds us sprinting toward a finish line full of amateur ass. No less than three of our latest reviews feature beautiful amateur models. Nubiles
, Matt's Models
, and Little Mutt
will each have you reaching for the hand lotion to rub one out to the beautiful faces and slamming bodies of these young and gorgeous first-timers.
Not to be outdone by some beautiful babes, our fetish site reviewers have been busily plundering the web to find some of the most titillating sites on the internet. Remember folks: Porn Inspector puts the "kink" in "kinky". This time we've found the Holy Grail — the ever-elusive female ejaculation movies of Squirting Facials
. Then, quench your thirst for kink with XXX Secretions
, a site that features a herd of lactating ladies. These women massage and milk their big tits through hundreds of lactation pics and movies.
Drop by the forums and give us your opinion on some of the sites we've reviewed or just some sex talk in general. Later porn fans!
There's nothing I love more than to masturbate. This week's update gave me plenty of material to stroke my schlong to. When it comes to the porn, I'm an equal opportunity lover. First, I fed some cream to the curvaceous cuties at Flabby Females
. Be sure to check out the galleries where you'll find a big, ebony goddess and a super-sized Latina both getting fed some multicultural sausage in their own interracial scenes. You haven't rubbed one out until you stroke it to the meaty moans of a fat girl. Next, I pulled unzipped the cockpit and pulled into Gloryhole Station
. This site is just as filthy as most convenience stores I've set foot in. Filled with anonymous blowjobs and blonde sluts sucking cocks of every color through a hole in the bathroom wall, this site was so dirty I had to take a shower afterward just to get rid of the filth. Now that's the kind of porn I like!
The message board has been hopping lately with lots of chatter about everything from ebony porn stars to watching porn videos with your woman. Jump into the discussion with some porn talk of your own. After all this action, I'm a little sore. I plan on cooling my crotch on a big block of ice — until next week, when I'll do it all over again!
Here at Porn Inspector, we don't discriminate. We bring you porn site reviews for every man. This week, we've got something for the heterosexuals, the homosexuals, the bisexuals — hell, even the metrosexuals! That's why this week's update features a little bit of everything. There's the usual smattering of beautiful women in Angel Archives
, a site dedicated to the beauties of Eastern Europe. But then we switch teams and put the moves on the young, gay men of Juicy Lads
. Then, for those of you who can’t decide which team to play for, get the best of both worlds with the switch hitters at Bisexual University
Welcome Porn Inspector fans. You'll notice that the PI Newsletter has undergone a facelift with a brand new layout and some new features. Now you'll be able to follow some of our most interesting discussion forum topics. If you have something to say or see a topic you're interested in, jump in and start posting. There's always some lively, porn-related talk going on. And as always, you can check out our most recent site reviews. This latest edition features two of my favorite things — the clit-licking lesbians of Sapphic Erotica
and gaping interracial anal of Black Ass Busters