First up is the big daddy of all movie sites. There’s something about a video megasite that makes me want to dance around with glee. Videosz has a name brought to you by semi-illiteracy, but who cares if they can spell when they give us so much tasty porn goodness. Real smut fiends will fall head over heels for the seeming unlimited number of full-length DVD-quality movies inside this site. Every niche you can think of from teens to interracial is represented inside the member's area. Do they have anal midet porn? I wouldn't doubt it.
Twistys is one of those sites that is so rare in its attention to detail and quality that it’s a pleasure just to review it. The photos are blisteringly clear, and the girls are some of the most beautiful babes on the planet. You'll find blondes, Asians, Latinas, busty girls, and petite teens. This site has more girls than you can shake your stick at. Trust me, we tried! I can never get enough porn stars, and Z Pornstars gives us a fuck-load of blue movie babes like Tera Patrick, Nikki Nova, and Briana Banks. Packed with 240+ of the most luscious porn starlets, this site has more naked porn girls than Hefner's mansion.
Where have all the bad girls gone? Bad Tushy is where bad girls with pretty asses go for spankings that leave their asses red and sore. Usually, I’d rather fuck than spank, but Angie XXX is one French-Canadian amateur that I’d love to bend over my knee. The first thing you'll notice about her are her big, natural tits — the perfect size to titty-fuck and spray with seed. This kinky amateur seems like the kind of girl who would love a good spanking too, since her site features everything from group sex to fetish and roleplay scenes.
You all have been pretty opinionated group lately, with lots of posts about your favorite sites. Keep ‘em coming! Check out the forums and read real member opinions about some of your favorite sites. We've also changed the P.I. rating system. Sites will no longer be rated on "Price", and the "Content" rating has been split into two categories of "Content Amount" and "Content Quality". You can read all about the rating changes at the forum. Don’t forget to drop by and vote in the polls for your favorite reviewer. Vote or die! Well, not really – just vote because it makes us feel good about ourselves. Happy porn hunting!
Sometimes I like my pussy sandwich without the meat. For those of you on a strict vag-atarian diet, Chicks Go Both Ways follows a “no dicks allowed” policy with girl-on-girl flicks featuring hot babes who go at it with lips, tongues, and dildos. Now that’s finger lickin’ good! The next site finally solves a mystery as big as Sasquatch and the Loch Ness Monster – the female squirting orgasm. Real Squirt features girls who orgasm and unleash a pussy fountain of girl juice. This ain’t pee, folks, it’s the real deal.
We’re also holding our first of many contests. Post a detailed opinion of any reviewed site and get a free three day access pass to Zarnia, one of the best sites for beautiful porn babes like Tera Patrick, Taylor Rain, and Jenna Haze. Go to the message board to read the contest rules and find out more.
First up is a site that goes down like a glass of fine wine. Abby Winters injects a surprising level of class and eroticism into a site full of lovely Australian amateurs. You'll find a variety of unique girls — some voluptuous, some svelte, some shaved, and some hairy — but all natural. I'd love to go Down Under to visit each and every one of these beautiful babes.
We've got a bit of a sword fight going on between two sites with similar names but very different tastes. Naked Sword sets off the cockfight with gay video-on-demand straight from Falcon Studios, Colt Studios, and other heavyweights of gay porn cinema. There are over 2500 movies for you to try and buy in this gay video mecca. Continuing the rumble in the cock pen is Meat Swords, the straight man's answer where 12 inch cocks penetrate mouth, pussy, and ass with no discretion. You can't get much harder than this extreme hardcore action when you see big cocks ripping up tiny holes.
All this cock action is fine, but we're also debuting several sites that put the spotlight on some lust-filled ladies. If you're into the round and brown, there are two sites to satisfy your ethnic cravings. I Want Latina is filled with bronze-bodied babes who will make your cock jump like a Mexican jumping bean. Make sure you've had your shots, because we're going even deeper into the bush. Phat Booty Hoes will give you a jungle fever that you just can't shake. These brown bubble butt babes know how to keep a man satisfied as they bounce their buns on stiff Johnsons and slurp up white cream.
Don't forget to vote in our poll and tell us whether or not your significant other knows you watch porn (everyone knows I'm an unapologetic porn addict). Drop by the message boards and share your New Year wishes and resolutions with the rest of us.
See you in 2005...Happy New Year!
I hardly ever get what I really want for the holidays, and by the time the gifts are all unwrapped and I've drained the last bit of 100 proof egg nog, I'm left bare-chested with no pants on, screaming "more whores, more whores!" Luckily, we've found the site of the superwhores — The ATM Machine. Not because their pussies spew out dollar bills, but because these girls will take a cock thats been in their ass and swab it clean with their mouth (ass to mouth, get it?). But just like Karl Malone on Kobe's wife, "I'm hunting Mexican girls" at Pussy Pinata. Lusty Latinas with names like Juana and Chi Chi let you dip your dick into their spicy twats and serve them a blast of cum chowder. These girls are hot enough to make me eat tamales on Christmas Day.
Thanks Santa for all the sluts of the world!
And a partride in a pear tree!
P.I. fans, I hope you're talking a little time out to enjoy your smut while you're enjoying your holidays. There are always a hot batch of new sites at P.I. and always some interesting discussions at the forum. Drop by and inject your opinion into the fray.
Until later. Gobble, gobble!
Dip into the P.I. Forums for an always lively discussion of the sites we've reviewed, popular porn stars, and sex talk in general!
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The P.I.'s have already weighed in and voted on their favorite new sites. The first one, SoCal Coeds, makes me want to trade places with a certain muscle-bound governor of California. These coeds might not all be in college, but the young chicks slob the knob like they're preparing for an oral exam. You can send me over as ambassador to an Asian country any day. The Asian whores inside Asian Sex Trip really know how to treat a foreign tourist looking to sample some of the local poon. The female half of the population gets plenty of attention from me, and now they even have their own site. Female POV puts women in the driver's seat as they audition studs for porn star roles. Those girls can chew me up and spit me out any day. There are enough new sites out there to satisfy and stimulate all of our constituents.
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First up is one of my favorite sites — All Internal — home of the pussy, anal, and double-penetration creampie. You won't believe your eyes when you see these cumsluts open up and ooze jizz from all their holes. Next, if you love HBO's Taxicab Confessions, then we've got a treat for you. Taxi Cams is like a sexed-up version of the reality show where a Las Vegas cabbie captures all the backseat blowjobs and banging all on his hidden camera. Check this site out and I bet you'll be on your best behaviour the next time you get in a cab. Tiffany Lee Fisher and Alexa Model round out our single-girl site selections, and what a deliscious duo they are. One is a supermodel look-alike and the other is a teen nymphette, but they're both oh-so-strokeable. We've got several more down and dirty new reviews for you to check out too.
Gay Hitchhikers and TGirl Handjobs are topics for discussion on the message board. Jump right in and tell us some of your own hitchhiking stories. There are quite a few porn girls I'd love to pick up on a deserted road; and several t-girls whose soft hands I'd love to find cupping my balls and stroking my Johnson.
That's all for now porn peeps. Enjoy your Halloween! I've got a treat for a few special tricks I know (hehe). See you on the other side!
The forum is busy with talk about ebony tits and of course, the ever-present MILF Hunter discussion. Jump in and start swimming with the rest of us porn sharks. Post away!
Our forums have been busy and we greatly appreciate all who post. A few interesting posts include Jenna Jameson: Porn Star & Author Too and The Girls of First Time Auditions. Some cool questions have been asked such as Tongue Twister or the Hershey Highway? and What to do when your woman doesn’t like porn?
Remember that Halloween is just around the corner so don’t forget to stock up on candy. College cheerleaders have been known to come knocking for something hard to put in their mouths.