ABSOLUTE HANDJOBS REVIEW

 
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Site Rating (3.7)
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Absolute Handjobs

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These girls have no problem letting their fingers do the walking, and they know the route to take to the rod that's craving it the most.
Site type: Pay site, category: Oral Sex, Handjob
Complete review published on 06.09.2014
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[v]Intro promises(3.5)

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Ok, how do you get three horny men off of a sofa? You jerk one off and the other two cum! A little humor to go with the horniness you’re going to find bulging at the seams from this site. The promises from Absolute Handjobs extend into a very long list of lustful pledges, which include high resolution for images, high quality for videos, with choices and then 10 bonus sites to beef it all up!

[v]Content Amount(5)Last updated on August 09, 2014.

Videos:
Over 543 videos about 8 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
Format:
MP4 (2100kb/s, 1280x720)
Flash (1280x720)
Flash, MP4 (1800kb/s, 640x480)
MP4 (4400kb/s, 1920x1080)
iPod/PSP (880kb/s, 420x272)
Pictures:
Over 13121 pictures
+ Fullscreen pictures, Zip archives
Dating:
Free Basic Membership
Services Offered:
Local search, Text chat, Web cam
Extra:
3rd Party Feeds, Bonus Sites

[v]PricesLast updated on August 09, 2014.

$1.01 / three days (recurs $34.95/monthly)
$34.95 / one month (recurring)
$59.95 / three months (recurring)
Billings: CCBill, Epoch
Payment options: Credit Cards

[v]Sample Videos

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[v]Impression(3.5)

You’ll be able to let your fingers do the walking nicely once the main membership page to this site is opened. They stick to the intended material up front, and then towards the bottom you’ll have some of the updates from their sister sites, but this definitely holds a wide open aura of navigation. They do a nice job of exhibiting the “hand-y” work of these horny girls and believe me, equally horny men. They all have the rock hard appendages that are aching for some good ol’ “Yank-ee” attention! You’ll find in the nice listing of video clips that there will be one on one fist fucking as well as multiples, at times one girl, multiple men and at other times, one man, multiple girls, but one things for certain, no one is going away empty handed.

They keep things organized beautifully, in fact, I’m not really finding any flaws yet to the design and offerings. You can build your own listing of favorites, just a click on the corner star of your set pick, and it’s put into your list like magic. Everything about this site seems to hold the same style of simplicity, which in my opinion, is always a plus. You won’t find episodes for video viewing, these are the full clips, holding decent times and also options, just as promised through the tour area.
The quality was nice when I started going through viewing and downloading the video clips. They offer a high and low choice, both of which will be a pleasure to the eyes and not something that leaves a sour taste on your tongue. For the higher version you will have a couple of minutes in download time, but it’s worth the wait. When streaming however the buffering is immediate and will quickly go full screen should you choose to do so. Absolute Handjobs really is covering the bases nicely from their video section.

No matter how lovely these girls are, and believe me, they are, and how hot and moist their vaginal walls would be wrapped around these pulsating pricks, it all comes down to the fine art of jerking jubilation. For most men, that’s the first real sexual stimulation they ever felt when reaching puberty and usually at their own hands, so it holds a fondness in their heart of horniness. Mixing that with the lust in the eyes of these hot babes as they yang and tug on those tempting rods, and they are enjoying every stroking second of seduction. Some oral will take place as well, but it’s the pulling that will bring that load from the balls on up, and then the awesome cum shots as the salty sperm splatters against faces and palms just finishes off the fornication nicely.

As you open up a set for your video choices, you’ll also find the link for images, unfortunately these will all be screen caps, I’m not finding any posed shots anywhere. They’re good, but the noticeable streaking of movement does show through the majority of the ones I checked out. With a site that has as much going for it in quality as this one does, I would have really enjoyed seeing high quality pictures to match up, but as promised through the tour area, you can download these as a ZIP file, and believe me, there are definitely shots here worthy of saving. They did use good judgment in the realm of enlargements since these are screen caps, keeping the sizing at, 640x480 pixels.

Since this is a network presentation, of course that means there are bonus sites that will spruce up the number count even higher from this site, even though they do hold enough that will carry them on their own accord. A few titles of those extras would be; “Totally Brunette,” “Anime Fresh,” “Erotic Wifes,” “Erotic Asians,” “Secret Harem,” and, “Sex Sports Club.” But they don’t stop there with the extras, there is also a link taking you to added video feeds, and those fall under titles such as; “Teen HD,” “Hairy Elite,” “Big Tit Elite,” “Babysitter,” and, “Naughty Little Nymphos.” So be prepared, you have a lot of extras coming your way!

[v]Conclusion(3.7)

Absolute Handjobs is a great site! Not only do they carry high content count for their stroking and sexual niche, but they have tons of extras that will keep your own fist flying in a fury of fornication. The quality for video clip play was very nice, giving you high and low resolutions, along with multiple formats, where as the images were all video grabbers, the only down side I found from this site.
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