If you're into plump rumps attached to sexy nymphomaniac/exhibitionist sluts, you're gonna love it here, pal. They've combed the globe in an effort to amass the best ass.
Complete review published on 04.26.2014
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You can't really blame Ass Amazing for having a sub-par titular apparatus. Good domain names are a dime a dozen in this struggling economy. Besides, JJ Love and associates have bigger and better things in mind. I'll be honest, I'm not at all familiar with this cat JJ Love, but put me in a room with him and I bet we could have a serious philosophical discussion on the merits of a big bodacious ass. You can tell he's a man of good tastes. Just look at all these magnificent booties he's rounded up from all across the globe. His expertise is clearly evidenced by picking beauties specifically from areas known for having women with superior posteriors. Strangely, though, I didn't spot any sistas on the tour. I suppose it could be that they're trying to defy the stereotypes. I guess I won't know until I take a look inside, huh?
[v]Content Amount(1.5)Last updated on December 27, 2015.
Over 17 videos about 18 minutes each
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies
WMV (2607kb/s, 920x540)
Over 26 galleries about 140 pictures each
The members area of Ass Amazing is fairly straight-forward and unambitious in its style of design. But for some, however, the lack of good looks and fancy techno gizmos will be more than made up for by simplistic, user-friendly navigation. Upon logging in you're greeted with a message from the owner of the site, telling you that he hopes you'll find this the ideal spot, being someone who is "obsessed with the curves and views of a great ass!" Not only that, but he assures you that he's been personally training these gals himself at the prestigious Ass Institute of Technology. I'm impressed!
As nice as it is to have such a warm welcome, well, anywhere, I still can't help but think most of you would rather look at porn than read sappy messages. Fortunately for you, directly above you'll find the main menu. It's a fairly simple contraption, containing only 5 options in all: Home, Photo Sets, Video Sets, Links, Support. Like I said, they keep it simple. Perhaps a little too simple, though. Currently there is no model index, search engine, or any form of bonus content. Which may be more than enough for those who are just in it for the healthy rumps and hot action. On the downside, though, there isn't that much material here yet.
So far there are only 17 videos and 26 photo galleries. However, a little digging into the archives reveals that they didn't get their start in the game until September of 2010. Since that time, though, they've managed to keep a fairly steady update schedule of 2-4 releases per month. They've also managed to snag 8 lovely models. Some real talent, too, like Jen Capone and Lexxxi Lockhart.
The vids can be either downloaded or streamed through the browser via a good-looking embedded flash player. I'm happy to report that the scenes streamed smoothly with zero in the way of buffering issues. Direct downloads were no slouch, either, clocking in at an average of 1.2 megabytes-per-second. So far the files are only served up in the Windows Media format with one bandwidth choice. Fortunately, though, they have a nice sized resolution and great play-back quality.
The action is pretty hot, too. Videos usually start off with a little chat between JJ and the gal, warming her up to the idea of baring the goods for all us horny bastards. I don't mind, though, as sometimes it actually just helps build the tension — especially with JJ constantly trying to plug his own site, often quite awkwardly. Besides, the banter between JJ and the girls can be quite amusing, and he's quite good at directing the laides. JJ and crew aside, the women are great and, except for one or two questionable gals, they all have killer booties.
There really isn't any true hardcore sex going on here, but you will find some great solo masturbation and some light lesbian scenes. One of my favorites had some rough looking ass fingering in it. Before it was even halfway through the standard 18 minute running time, it seemed as if she was making a game out of seeing how many fingers she could fit up her poop shoot. Who knows, maybe things will get even raunchier with newer updates.
The pictures are well shot and come in the JPEG format with a nicely sized resolution. In addition, they can be viewed in either a slide-show or your more traditional, row of thumbnails type setup. They've also included the option for downloading the whole thing compressed in a ZIP, which certainly cums in handy if you're in a hurry.
Just as promised on the tour pages, Ass Amazing is a site for a true ass connoisseur. However, it's also relatively new, so there's not a hell of a lot of content yet. What's more, there's really nothing in the way of bonus content to hold you over between updates. So, whilst this looks to be shaping up into a great site, you non die-hards may want to hold off for a little bit.
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