Backdoor Pumpers

I've never been a fan of gimmicky, overcomplicated layouts. Fortunately, that couldn't be further from the case here. Upon logging in, I was taken to a page that was well-organized, buzzing with activity, and easy on the eyes. I berfriended a horizontal row of buttons that lives atop of the page, which, for all intents and purposes, ended up serving as main my navigaional tool. Which isn't surprising, he was a nice enough fellow, and with him by my side all the basics were just a click away: Home, Pictures, Movies, etc. I'd recommend you do the rest of your browsing be via the series of side-bar menus, the majority of which can be found on the left side of the page. These are more focused on browsing and/or organizing specific content types by date, rating, number of views, and several other criteria. The body of the page is filled out primarily with links to recent and upcoming material. Overall, I'd rate the design rather highly. My only minor complaint would be the somewhat spammy adds situated at the bottom right-hand corner of the page.

Also listed on the left-hand side of the page is the model roster, by order of popularity. The list reads like an odd mixture of a dream-team of world-class stars and those "other" girls who you've seen in a million scenes but couldn't name if your life depended on it. Either way, though, you can rest assured they're all experienced and pliable enough in the right areas to make for some more intense fudge-packing. I only wish they had of included a bio or at least some vital statistics. As is, clicking a gal's page only brings up the scenes she's a part of. A bit of a let down, to say the least. But I suppose it's silly to complain in the face of hundreds of classic beauties.

The content itself is pretty much on target. Running times vary, but the average length is around the 25-minute mark. You can expect to see some pretty rough anal sex with and without lube, but things tend to get a bit formulaic at times, with episodes building up slowly. What might start with a little hanky panky quickly progresses oral and then to intercourse, with the grand finale, of course, being a gross violation our heroine's hiney. Don't get me wrong, though, there's plenty of variety. In my time spent here, I've seen light bondages, orgies, snow-balling, and oddly enough, even a little lesbo action. Aside from their versatility, they also seem to strive for above-average production values and talent, which shows more and more with their latest updates.

There are 1654 scenes ready for your viewing pleasure at Backdoor Pumpers. Once you've loaded up on the episode of your choice, you're whisked away to a page with a large embedded flash player allowing you to dive right in if you're feeling particularly frisky. With streaming, you've your choice between a a fancy H.264/MPEG-4 format or a high or low quality Windows Media. Direct downloads are also served up in the aforementioned formats, with the additional option of a mobile-friendly choice, which they claim is totally compatible with I-Phone, I-Pod, I-Pad, Android and Blackberry. I'm also digging the fact they've included a handy scene-selector at the bottom of the player, complete with timestamps and thumbnails for reference. My major grip with this section of the site would be that there just aren't enough true HD quality videos. More often than not you're stuck with resolutions around the 640x480 mark, which is decent and all, but not exactly top-of-the-line. They should definitely consider expanding more on their HQ files. In addition, many of the MPEG options listed amongst the higher quality WMV files are actually identical to the mobile files.

Overall, I found download speeds to be tremendously fast at 1.2 megabytes-per-second. However, I have to question just how accurate their 'unlimited downloads' claim is. I attempted to download several files at once, to test out each format, and found that the downloads would constantly pause, basically allowing me only one file at a time. I can understand bandwidth limitations, but this seems a little unnecessary and perhaps even disingenuous. But I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and chalk it up to a server glitch.

The photo galleries, all 0 of them, come loaded with options, both in the way of resolution and the actual viewing of sets themselves. For example, there's the traditional row of thumbnail view, but there's also a list view that lets you pick the images by number instead of thumbnail. If you're looking for a happy medium, however, there's always low-resolution mode. Likewise, galleries can be downloaded in their entirety in either a ZIP or PDF file. Oddly, though, the photos themselves aren't offered up in multiple resolutions. Seems a strange oversight in an otherwise near flawless setup. But perhaps they felt the super-high res option currently available was all that was necessary for their clientele. Who knows.

Your membership also garners you access to 10 bonus Feeds, which make you privy to hot footage borne from 9 different sites, including real sleaze factories like Anal HD, Cream Pie Elite, and HD Ebony. A nice little variety pack, indeed! And with daily updates, you'll be hardpressed to watch half of them. Unless you're as addicted to masturbating as I am, that is.