BIG SAUSAGE PIZZA REVIEW

 
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Site Rating (3.6)
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Big Sausage Pizza

This isn't your Granddaddy's pizza chain. Here, toppings are NOT optional. Every pie comes with a healthy whopping of sausage, and I'm not talking about the kind you chew up and swallow, either. Well ... maybe swallow.
Site type: Pay site, category: Hardcore, Reality
Complete review published on 01.19.2012
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[v]Intro promises(4)

What meal could possibly be more satisfying than a pizza? The crust thin and crispy or deep and doughy, then a sweet layer of tomatoes and melted stringy cheese, and to top it all off, how about a bit of sauerkraut? Or maybe frankfurter? Or maybe you'd fancy a little spicy pepperoni? If you hadn't already guessed it, I'm no longer talking about the sort of culinary treats that'll whet your appetite, but instead the long, thick meats that will make a girl salivate.

Take a tour of Big Sausage Pizza, one of the wackiest and most original premises for a porno site I've seen in a while. Imagine you ordered a fresh pie, then the pizza delivery guy shows up and, for one reason or another, manages to slip his cock through the centre of a cheesey 12 incher. Confused? Me too. And if that's not enough to get you going, the tour page is stuffed full of tasty looking girls riding and sucking on a cock-pizza ensemble.

[v]Content Amount(4.5)Last updated on August 09, 2013.

Videos:
Over 178 episodes about 30 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
Format:
WMV (1800kb/s, 2880x720)
WMV (2800kb/s, 640x480)
Flash (1500kb/s, 750x576)
Pictures:
Over 178 galleries about 240 pictures each
+ Zip archives
Extra:
3rd Party Feeds, Bonus Sites, Model Index, Live Chat

[v]PricesLast updated on August 12, 2013.

$1 / two days (recurring)
$19.95 24.95 / one month (recurring)
$49.95 / three months (recurring)
$95.4 / one year (non-recurring)
Terms: May cancel anytime before rebill date
Payment options: Credit Cards, Online Check

[v]Sample Videos

1:2 0:47 1:2 1:32 1:49 1:49 1:51
All 13 videos from Big Sausage Pizza  

[v]Sample Galleries

Brunette with juicy tits and smooth pussy gets fucked hard and deep by pizza boy Hot bodied busty brunette takes meaty dick of horny pizza boy up her wet shaved pussy Big racked blonde enjoys pizza boy's hard dick in her shaved pussy in the ring Pizza delivery guy unzips his jeans and pulls out his stiff dick for sex starved blonde Round boobed pizza-hungry blonde gets her pussy filled with guy's nice sausage
All 13 galleries from Big Sausage Pizza  

[v]Impression(3.5)

I had my first chance encounter with this site many moons ago. A co-worker sent me the link, and said something like, "Hey, dude, you've got to see this wacky website." Wacky indeed. But, more importantly, it's memorable. After all, this is a highly competitive genre. For every one or two successful reality sites, there are thirty or forty would-be porn tycoons who will, undoubtedly, fall by the wayside.

Having a unique and memorable premise is all well and good, but then you can't help but wonder: Are they surviving merely on their gimmick alone? It certainly doesn't appear so. The members area is immaculately laid out, giving the user easy not only to the original content, but also to the 36 bonus sites that are included with your membership.

In addition to the usual quick access to the episodes and galleries, the user is given a chance to further fine-tune their queries. Perhaps you're looking for your dream girl? Not a problem. Narrowing down the field by focusing on specific body-types, hair colors, breast size, and even tattoos, should be more than enough to head your search party in the right direction.

The content really does live up to the outrageous descriptions given on the tour. The formula is pretty uniform from episode-to-episode, as you'd probably expect, though they do manage to put a darker spin on things. Every now and then, mixed up in all the fantastical elements, you'll find a hint of realism. Delivering pizzas isn't the highest paying job in the world. You just can't expect the guy who shows up at your door, barely surviving off of tips and minimum wage, to be an ultra buff supermodel. I think they realized this, as they've went with a more 'every man' look for their studs.

Hey, I can suspend disbelief just as much as the next guy. Stuff like that happens every goddamn day, right? But here's the real kicker, my friends -- for over 14 minutes of the video, that pizza stayed in tact, safely nestled around his throbbing penis. Surely no ordinary pizza could have withstood the rough barrage of blowjobs and rough reverse cowgirl pounding I witnessed. How did that pie stay together? Do they use cement mix in their dough? And Why didn't the matzah balls fall from all that vibration? It boggles the mind! Needless to say, these guys really deliver!

Currently, there are 178 episodes. They can be downloaded in the WMV format, and look spectacular. I was quite impressed by the large resolution sizes and bitrates. Quality always comes at a price, however. These files can be on the big side, sometimes clocking in at nearly a gig. So you an bet your ass I was thanking my lucky stars that they downloaded at the impressive rate of 1.3 megabytes per second.

Furthermore, I really love the imbedded flash player. The resolution for the FLVs is massive, yet they still manage to somehow maintain viewing integrity. I remember hearing quite a few complaints in the past that this site's videos were DRM, which means once you cancel your membership, you can no longer view them. Well, I'm happy to report that it appears they've seen the error of their ways. None of the episodes I viewed or downloaded were DRM protected. This includes both recent and older updates alike.

Each episode is also accompanied by a healthy photo gallery. They contain an average of 240 images, which are in the JPEG format, with dimensions of 800x513. They images are clear and crisp, with vibrant colors. These aren't the highest quality images I've ever seen, but they don't look like screen caps, either. They're certainly worth a download, as some of the stars on this site are drop dead gorgeous.

As I touched upon earlier, your membership entitles you to a substantial amount of bonus content. There are thirty-six sites in total, and believe you me, there's a wide range of niches covered here. I browsed maybe 1/4 of it, and saw more than enough to keep the average masturbation addict plenty busy between updates.

[v]Conclusion(3.6)

When it comes to outrageous hardcore with a off-beat premise, Big Sausage Pizza delivers! Indeed, they've come in a long way and made a great many efforts to improve their site over the years. Most notably the removal of D.R.M. protection from videos. Although updates look a bit sporadic, I feel the quality of the material coupled with the massive amount of bonus content makes this one an easy sell. I can't help but speculate on what other genres they might approach in the same absurd and bizarre spirit. Highly recommended!
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