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Excuse Me
[visit site]Horny Harry bumps into unsuspecting teens on the streets, turning their oops excuse me into a wild night of sex and naughtiness.
Site type: Pay site, category: Teens
Complete review published on 10.11.2006
[v]Intro promises(2.5)
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It’s a fairly simple tour really, we're introduced to some of the girls we hope to find inside, their little bit of background and the naughty games they played that night after the 'excuse me' bump. We're promised access to other sites with our paid membership to this site. Other than that, there are no real promises and I honestly don't know what to expect from this site.
[v]Content Amount(3.5)Last updated on December 05, 2008.
Videos:
Over 210 videos about 10 minutes each (download)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Multi-Bandwidth
Format:
WMV (1320kb/s, 640x480)
WMV (600kb/s, 320x240)
Extra:
Bonus Sites
[v]PricesLast updated on December 05, 2008.
24.95 € for one month (recurring)
Payment options: Credit Cards, By Phone
[v]Picture samples(3)
Gallery 1
Gallery 2
Gallery 3[v]Impression(4.5)
Alright... the first thing we encounter is purchasing the membership. Not a major thing really, except you have absolutely NO idea before hand what they are going to be hitting the old wallet for until you are in the process of purchasing the site. Another draw back is that they do NOT offer a trial period. There is no trying the site out before you buy folks. I guess you are really grateful we are here offering this service then! We can save you the twenty-four ninety-five GBP or roughly thirty-one fifteen USD.
Whoop! I am armed with my password and username so I am heading in! The login screen is a bit different from those I am used to seeing. Not only are you prompted for your username and password, but you must also type in a six digit security code that randomly pops up. Once those steps are in place, choose to have the site remember you for thirty days (must have cookies enabled) or simply leave that option unchecked if you want to login each time you visit the site.
Ok as far as member areas, this one does not rank high on the list. That doesn't mean it isn't easy to navigate. It is just extremely plain. There are no teasing pictures to lure you in any particular direction. You are shown thirteen thumb buttons, nine of which are the sites that make up Club excuse me and the other four are, recent updates, mailbox, and a download spot for flash and real player and the shop. The mailbox option allows us to send Horny Harry emails, requesting preferences, give him kudos or a rash of shit. The recent updates, well that should be obvious! It looks like they do an update every one to three days. It is kind of hard to tell though, since they only list the latest three updates. And the last three updates were for different sites. When you hit the links for the updates, you're just taken away to the site, not any updates. Frustrating. The Shop contains a whopping fourteen movies for sale. I don't know if they update that section regularly or not and there isn't any indication that they have or plan to add more titles.
Well so far I am a bit disappointed, but then again I haven't even touched getting into the content, so maybe things will start hardening..... er looking up!
Whoop! I am armed with my password and username so I am heading in! The login screen is a bit different from those I am used to seeing. Not only are you prompted for your username and password, but you must also type in a six digit security code that randomly pops up. Once those steps are in place, choose to have the site remember you for thirty days (must have cookies enabled) or simply leave that option unchecked if you want to login each time you visit the site.
Ok as far as member areas, this one does not rank high on the list. That doesn't mean it isn't easy to navigate. It is just extremely plain. There are no teasing pictures to lure you in any particular direction. You are shown thirteen thumb buttons, nine of which are the sites that make up Club excuse me and the other four are, recent updates, mailbox, and a download spot for flash and real player and the shop. The mailbox option allows us to send Horny Harry emails, requesting preferences, give him kudos or a rash of shit. The recent updates, well that should be obvious! It looks like they do an update every one to three days. It is kind of hard to tell though, since they only list the latest three updates. And the last three updates were for different sites. When you hit the links for the updates, you're just taken away to the site, not any updates. Frustrating. The Shop contains a whopping fourteen movies for sale. I don't know if they update that section regularly or not and there isn't any indication that they have or plan to add more titles.
Well so far I am a bit disappointed, but then again I haven't even touched getting into the content, so maybe things will start hardening..... er looking up!
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The first stop in our club gathering of sites is the Excuse Me site, where Harry meets the teens and talks them back to his place for some naughty time. The main page for this site is a rather cute cartoon set up. Press Movie Theater, Picture Show or Home to get where you want to be.
I clicked on the picture show first. Not bad looking chics there, only seventeen of them though. Each girl has anywhere from eight pictures to around thirty. There's hardly any lead up into the 'naughtiness', you get picture on the street and then the next picture is dildo up her cunt. They have a bit of variety, if you want to call it that. One shot of peeing, toy play etc. There isn't much here to write about at all. So... I am moving on...
Ahh the movie Theater is a little better. It has thirty-one movie clips of various very European girls. The quality of the videos is pretty good. I must say, it is a lot better than most 'porn sites' I have seen. Not play boy quality, but nice all the same.
Ok I can tell this review would run on forever if I went through each individual site and picked about every aspect. So what I'll do is give a general overview.
The other sites which we get to have access to are, Der Scheicher, Teen Town, Excuse Me Live, Class of 98, Analyzing Teens, Teenage Sleaze, Cummotion and Teen Tease.
Der Scheicher is all about voyeurism of those tight teens we all love. Teen Town, well, this is where are those tight teens live and show us their very first experiences. Class of 98 is the year book for Teen Town. Excuse Me Live is live teen sex. If cute pussies are not to your liking, then Analyzing Teens is for you. Teenage Sleaze is good girl gone REALLY raunchy and hardcore. Cummotion is all about the cum shots baby. And the final site is Teen Tease, where we get to watch these hot young things slowly show it all.
Now, all of these sites offer the same cartoonish front page as the first site did. They also have pictures and movies with in. The only site that does not have these two categories is the live site
I clicked on the picture show first. Not bad looking chics there, only seventeen of them though. Each girl has anywhere from eight pictures to around thirty. There's hardly any lead up into the 'naughtiness', you get picture on the street and then the next picture is dildo up her cunt. They have a bit of variety, if you want to call it that. One shot of peeing, toy play etc. There isn't much here to write about at all. So... I am moving on...
Ahh the movie Theater is a little better. It has thirty-one movie clips of various very European girls. The quality of the videos is pretty good. I must say, it is a lot better than most 'porn sites' I have seen. Not play boy quality, but nice all the same.
Ok I can tell this review would run on forever if I went through each individual site and picked about every aspect. So what I'll do is give a general overview.
The other sites which we get to have access to are, Der Scheicher, Teen Town, Excuse Me Live, Class of 98, Analyzing Teens, Teenage Sleaze, Cummotion and Teen Tease.
Der Scheicher is all about voyeurism of those tight teens we all love. Teen Town, well, this is where are those tight teens live and show us their very first experiences. Class of 98 is the year book for Teen Town. Excuse Me Live is live teen sex. If cute pussies are not to your liking, then Analyzing Teens is for you. Teenage Sleaze is good girl gone REALLY raunchy and hardcore. Cummotion is all about the cum shots baby. And the final site is Teen Tease, where we get to watch these hot young things slowly show it all.
Now, all of these sites offer the same cartoonish front page as the first site did. They also have pictures and movies with in. The only site that does not have these two categories is the live site
[v]Conclusion(3.3)
Over all this isn't a bad site. I'd like to see more content for each site though. But... since they are offering nine sites and all of them are at least focusing on teens, the price is almost right. This place needs a little work, but ranks much higher than most 'porn sites' I've surfer through.
Inspector: Tempest
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