CLUB SMASH PICTURES REVIEW

 
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Site Rating (4.6)
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Club Smash Pictures

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With a cast full of legends, a crew full of pros, and a unique gift for making off-the-wall, super hot porno parodies, this site just has to go far.
Site type: Pay site, category: Video, Hardcore
Complete review published on 01.21.2014
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[v]Intro promises(5)

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The tour page at Club Smash Pictures left me wanting more. In addition to a slew of teasers of some hilariously hot looking parodies, I was dazzled with their promises of exclusive content, big name stars, and "prime quality" which, I'm told, is the standard around these parts. What do I mean? Well, your membership includes access to a whole host of sites that, when combined, make up the "#1 Adult Network" on the web. Where do I sign-up again?

[v]Content Amount(4)Last updated on October 18, 2014.

Videos:
Over 286 videos about 22 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
Format:
MPEG-4 (9500kb/s, 1920x1080)
MPEG-4 (5500kb/s, 1280x720)
MPEG-4 (4000kb/s, 720x400)
Mobile (1400kb/s, 480x720)
Pictures:
Over 548 galleries about 80 pictures each
+ Fullscreen pictures, Video captures, Zip archives
Extra:
Bonus Sites, Model Index, Live Chat

[v]PricesLast updated on October 18, 2014.

$19.95 29.95 / one month (recurring)
$89.5 / one year (recurring)
Billings: CCBill, Epoch
Payment options: Credit Cards

[v]Sample Galleries

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[v]Impression(4.5)


If you want your smut slick and professional, populated with big name stars, and shot in directed in a serious manner, then you have come to the right place. This site is part of a large network, and it looks like it. The main page is populated with links to new network content, and has enough fancy menus and sub-menus to satisfy those who like to get really specific in their quest for masturbation material.

Once you've found your way to the site, which is included on a list of 51 others, a new set of links has filled out the body of the page, as well as site-specific menus directing you to the Club's videos, pictures, and DVDs. Judging by the very page of teasers, the site keeps itself pretty busy, as there's been over 8 video updates already during this week alone. Even better, last week shows 8 a piece for the video and picture sections. And if you go all the way back to the beginning of the archive which, as it turns out, only goes back about 4 months you'll find this schedule has been fairly consistent. So, in spite of being a new site, they've managed to crank out some fairly decent numbers.

Normally I might ask a lot more of a DVD archive site, even at such an early age. But since all of these titles are Smash Pictures originals, it's hard to fault them. Plus, if you're at all familiar with the production house, you'll know they put out some quality shit. There's 24, feature-length titles on the site, so far, and they cover everything from Hollywood and reality TV parodies to more traditional works like Big Boob Carwash and Euro Creampies.

Of course, you can't have big, expensive, over-the-top productions without big name stars well, you can, but it's not usually not advisable so they've, wisely, opted to put together a list of folks you'd recognize. Just off the top of my head, we've got babes like Bree Olson, Sasha Grey, Gracie Glam. Or, if you're more interested in the males, Mark Wood, Criss Strokes, and Ralph Long, just to name a few. And each model has a page filled with vital stats, links to content, and a lengthy(by industry standards) biography.

And fortunately for us, they also had the good sense to make sure these scenes were available for stream and download in files of than a high enough quality to handle the competition. As I write this, scenes come in four different resolutions and go all the way up to 1080p High-Definition. And to compensate for the rather large file sizes, the download speeds are usually quite fast.

Their pictures also look awesome. On-site they can be viewed with a nicely sized resolution(1,024 x 768 pixels), but if that's not enough for you, you can download the whole gallery in an even bigger(1,600 x 1,200) one. Also, the average set holds a minimum of 80 shots, so you could build quite the collection in no time from this site alone.

To be honest, there's really not huge glaring holes here. The emphasis on parody porn, which wasn't really addressed on the tour, might turn some off. However, taken out of the context, the scenes are action-oriented enough that I can't see this being a big issue.

Really, the biggest flaw I can find would be the current lack of content. But again, this is a brand spankin' new site, so you can't really hold that against them too much. At worst, you might want to give them a few months time to build.

If you want your smut slick and professional, populated with big name stars, and shot in directed in a serious manner, then you have come to the right place. Club Smash Pictures is part of a large network, and it looks like it. The main page is populated with links to new network content, and has enough fancy menus and sub-menus to satisfy those who like to get really specific in their quest for masturbation material.

Once you've found your way to the site, which is included on a list of 51 others, a new set of links has filled out the body of the page, as well as site-specific menus directing you to the Club's videos, pictures, and DVDs. Judging by the very page of teasers, the site keeps itself pretty busy, as there's been over 8 video updates already during this week alone. Even better, last week shows 8 a piece for the video and picture sections. And if you go all the way back to the beginning of the archive which, as it turns out, only goes back about 4 months you'll find this schedule has been fairly consistent. So, in spite of being a new site, they've managed to crank out some fairly decent numbers.

The only legitimate complaint I have here would be that there's nothing in the way of full-length downloads. Browsing under the "DVD" section gives you a nice list full of eye-catching cover art and steamy descriptions, but when it comes to downloading and viewing, it's the same clips you'd get under the videos section. The only way to get the movie in one, big file is to purchase it. A bummer, to be sure, but I guess I can live with it. Especially since most sites operate the same way.

Normally I might ask a lot more of a DVD archive site, even at such an early age. But since all of these titles are Smash Pictures originals, it's hard to fault them. Plus, if you're at all familiar with the production house, you'll know they put out some quality shit. There's 24, feature-length titles on the site, so far, and they cover everything from Hollywood and reality TV parodies to more traditional works like Big Boob Carwash and Euro Creampies.

In addition to the Smash Pictures content, there's 51 other filthy sites/production houses on the network including ones as straight forward as I Want Latina or, on the other end of the spectrum, Porn Analysed. And, although the main emphasis here seems to be porn stars, there's actually 12 amateur sites thrown in the mix, too, making this quite the eclectic "little" collection, indeed.

[v]Conclusion(4.6)

Club Smash Pictures hasn't been around that long, but they have, nonetheless, managed to put together quite the archive of noteworthy porno films. And, given their current update schedule, I'm confident that they will be a site to reckon with in no time. Until then, you might want to checkout the 51 other sites on the Pornstar network.
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