Dannii Harwood

One can hardly be blamed for being afflicted with that familiar stiffening of crotch they'll, no doubt, feel whilst viewing Dannii Harwood's work. She is, after all, an extraordinary beautiful young lady and one who, since she broke into the world of modeling at the tender age of 17, has graced enough covers and been featured in enough after midnight TV debauchery to fill 3 sites. Fortunately for us, though, we won't have to wade our way through a mountain of "been there, done that." Quite the contrary.

Once you login, you're greeted with a Message from Danni herself. She gives you a warm welcome to the site, thanks you for joining, and gives a run-down of all the fetishes covered. More interestingly, however, she says that you, the member, can have a say in what's uploaded next week. Indeed, if you click the "Coming Soon" button on the main menu, you're redirected to a page that, as I write this, members are given 8 choices to vote. These concern both the theme and the fetishes to be incorporated in next week's photo gallery. Not bad. Even better — at least for those with a fat wad of cash — is that Ms. Harwood includes her own personal e-mail, inviting you to have her record something more personal just for you.

But even if that's not the case, there's plenty of content on the site ready and waiting for you to enjoy. By my account, there's actually somewhere in the neighborhood of 378 scenes and 349 photo sets. It's worth noting, though, that many of the scenes are broken up into 2-3 parts and released in the serial fashion. I personally wouldn't mind this at all, if it weren't for the fact that many of these clips are around 3 minutes in length. Even 6 minutes would have sufficed. Still, it is a single model site and shorter lengths are the norm, so it's not really the end of the world.

Though there are no datemarks on the site, they promise multiple updates each week. I believe them, partly because of their numbers, but mainly due to the fact that, during my brief stint as a member, there was in fact a new update published. Either way, I really wish they had of included a little more info with each scene and set. As is, you only get a thumbnail and title. To be honest, though, these are often descriptive enough to get the job done. I just think the page is a bit bare.

What doesn't cut it, however, is the total lack of streaming video. Under each scene there's a link that says "view/download." You can download all you like but, sadly, there's currently no embedded player on the site. On a more positive note, the videos at least look nice have good production values. The oldest scenes were low grade Windows Media files, but they've since upgraded to good looking M4Vs. They're not exactly HD but extremely viewable, nonetheless.

Action-wise, you can expect quite a bit of variety. There's your typical solo site stuff, e.g., hair blowing in the wind, slow strip teases, and sensual music. But for the darker stuff, like a more recent update entitled Welcome To My Dungeon, there's no music at all. Instead we get to enjoy Dannii's sexy accent while she taunts and humiliates a fat, balding sub. Personally, I prefer these scenes. Not only because I dislike porn music, but because Dannii has such a lovely voice. They should utilize it more often. It's quite effective at increasing the blood flow downstairs.

In addition to bondage and solo strip teases, expect to see a whole heap of different sins. In just the last few hours I've actually viewed solo masturbation, shoe dangling, latex fetishism, girl-on-girl, and enough cos-play and elaborate sets to make a few dozen wacky indie films. Certainly more variety than you'll usually see on a single-model site.

The photo galleries are probably one of the better parts of the site, and you can't help but get a feel that's intentional. After all, the voting section of the site seems to focus only on upcoming galleries. Perhaps this is why there's such a drastic jump in quality once you switch mediums. Each set contains around 50-100 images. These aren't screen caps, either. They're high-end photography, the kind you'd more often see on the glossy pages of a magazine than the HTML coded pages of a website. The lighting, wardrobe and sets, and of course, excellent job of strutting and posing by Ms. Harwood, all come together to create top notch glam and fetish sets.

The images are also high-res(1,067 × 1,600) and sport a watermark so small it's barely noticeable. Unfortunately, there's no way to download these sets in their entirety. This is, simply put, ridiculous. I understand this is a smaller site, so I'm not exactly expecting 1080p HD or 5k pixel width, but something as simple as zipped galleries shouldn't be that hard to manage. I mean, they actually have a rather nice slideshow. You'd think full gallery downloads would take priority over that. Especially when you have such fine images, ones many, myself included, would actually like to keep.

There's really not a whole lot in the way of bonus material around here. However, members are treated to 20 different high-res wallpapers — some of them more office appropriate than others. What's more, there are 9 "girlfriend" galleries, many featuring blonde bombshell Lucy Zara.