Dirty Amateurs

Once you've found your way into the membership area, you'll immediately realize what you're dealing with: a whole mess of amateur sites. That's because Dirty Amateurs is a conglomeration of 8 different amateur themed sites. It's an interesting mix, too. In fact, the main site themes cover couples action, seduction via cash, odd pairings(think a perfect 10 teen and a fat, hairy older man), and watersports. So, if your tastes run toward the kinkier end of the mild-to-wild spectrum, you should feel right at home here.

Actually, even the sites that don't advertise themselves as being overtly raunchy or fetish oriented tend to occasionally go over the top. Girls Are Cheap is the perfect example of this. Going in, I expected that one to contain content akin to your typical casting couch sites, but instead I found myself watching self fisting, and even the occasional ass and pussy, completely covered with bright red menstrual blood.

But if I had to pick a favorite out of the bunch, it'd definitely be Sexy Dirty Girl. For my money, there's nothing hotter than the sight of a flawless young hottie having her mouth and ass fucked by the type of fat, ugly loser she'd ordinarily avoid eye contact with. And that's precisely the sort of content that this site is filled to the brim with. Great stuff.

In fact, the main page allows you to browse by niche, and there's currently just under 60 to choose from. To give you an idea of how crazy this content really is, it's worth noting that they've included some pretty bizarre categories, such as "total encasement" and "desperation." And you know you're in for a good time when categories like "full bladder" have more than 10 scenes. Funny enough, "weird" currently contains no scenes. I guess they don't consider period blood covered pussies or girls encased in saran wrap as out of the ordinary. Go figure. In any event, I'll certainly be keeping my eyes peeled just in case they ever find a scene that they deem worthy of falling under the "weird" umbrella, because it's sure to completely and utterly bat-shit insane, a.k.a. my kind of hot.

As far as raw numbers are concerned, there is, admittedly, a bit of inconsistency in the episode count from site-to-site. Girls are Cheap and Dirty Couple house nearly 200 episodes each, while Sexy Lola and Wet Lola barely have 40 between the both of 'em. This is understandable, though, as while these sites are on the same network, and do share some common traits, they are, at the end of the day, separate entities.

One thing most these sites seem to share in common, however, is video format and overall playback quality. It seems like all of 'em feature nice looking 1080p HD MPEG-4 files. Older content on some of the sites came in smaller resolutions and birates, but there wasn't any postage stamp resolutions or grainy footage. Overall, it's very watchable, nice looking content.

If you consider yourself a photography buff, you'll probably not be all that excited by the galleries on some of these sites. Most contained what seemed to be screen caps. To their credit, however, they've loaded these galleries down pretty heavily with imagery. What's more, the resolutions were pretty solid, ranging from 1,600 to 1,900 pixels wide. They also usually include the option to download full sets in a ZIP, which definitely comes in handy when you've spotted a particularly tasty set.

Admittedly, the layouts on some of these sites is a bit more barebones than I'd like, and since the design isn't totally consistent from site-to-site, if you aren't using the main network page, you might find yourself having to adjust to different page schemes. But this is quite common when dealing with amateur sites, so I wasn't all that surprised. It's nothing that should get in the way of your overall porn viewing experience, though.

The only glaring negative I could find was that there's some inconsistency when it comes to update schedules. Overall, you can expect updates to flow regularly enough to keep you busy, but some of a few of the sites(Love 2 Piss and Wet Lola) haven't updated in a couple of months, which is definitely cause for concern. But on the whole, the network is still going quite strong. So as long as you aren't joining for any one site in particular, I suppose that shouldn't matter all that much.