Enema Wizard Video
Colon cleansing has never been so fun! Watch high caliber amateur models get hogtied, screamed at, even caned — all while trying their best not to shit themselves.
Complete review published on 04.23.2014
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Enema Wizard Video specializes in aggressively emptying the bowels of gorgeous amateur models. And judging by the numerous teasers provided on the tour, that's not all. I was dazzled by eye-catching, side-by-side shots of babes — some smiling and others completely teary eyed — being subjected to what can only be described as bizarre forms of torture. Most impressive, however, is the fact that they've pretty much matched up shot for shot with each of their tour promises, which include "punishment enemas, medical Enemas, pleasure enemas, anal play, bondage, and fucking machines."
[v]Content Amount(3.5)Last updated on June 09, 2014.
Over 55 videos about 70 minutes each (download)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies
WMV (1600kb/s, 648x480)
Over 208 galleries about 120 pictures each
+ Zip archives
Model Index, Message Board, Blog, Friends Galleries
Don't let the tour spiel about "erotic enemas" fool you. This isn't your typical "so clean you'd let your Grandmother take a sip" kind of site. For starters, these ladies are, more often than not, taken by force. And once the colonic tube is shoved so far up her ass that it's practically poking out her nostrils, the fun has only just begun. These babes are routinely subjected to severe physical and emotional abuse, bizarre sex machines, and levels of humiliation that, frankly, make my dick so hard it aches.
Also, unlike much of their limited competition, they manage to mix it up — both in terms of storyline and action. And in addition to the expected hardcore purging of bowels, you'll be treated to frequent emptying of bladders, too. Which isn't surprising, really. I mean, I'd probably wet myself as well if I were being interrogated, beaten, and raped by a psychopath who bears a striking resemblance to Ron Jeremy. Just to give you an idea, though, here's a small taste of some of the niche tags you'll find on the site: ethnic, shower, sex swing, dildos, bondage, oil, hogtied, bare feet — and that's just the majors. There are more subcategories than I can count, and they're much more specific, e.g., expulsion into bucket, hold the liquid, butt turning red, and last but not least, everyone's favorite: caning.
Needless to say and necrophilia aside, if you have a really dark turn-on, chances are these sick bastards have already filmed it.
And that's not all. They've also got their very own forum, which, by the way, is filled to the brim with erotica stories covering all manner of ass-play. Or, if you'd prefer to go straight to the source, I highly recommend you checkout the Enema Blog section. These surprisingly candid entries are purported to be written by the babes themselves. While I can't 100% vouch for that, I can tell you that they seem to be in character and, more importantly, are quite hot. Oh, and for all you do-it-your-selfers out there, they've provided a very detailed "Enema Information & Safety Guide." Written more in the form of a Q&A, this guide is highly informative and its step-by-step instructions have nice illustrations that are simultaneously hot and helpful.
As I write this, Enema Wizard Video has 55 D.R.M. free flicks to choose from. The average running time is well over the hour mark, often double that, and the scenes are shot primarily handheld. The updates don't exactly come in like clockwork, but you can expect a new scene every week or so. Speaking of which, the updates page can be be viewed in two ways: full-length or clips. This is a little redundant, if not misleading misleading, though, as there are actually no full-length downloads in site. The "full-length" page simply organizes the clips in a way that they can all be accessed in one spot.
Another disappointment was that the videos can only be downloaded in one format with a play-back quality that is less than stellar. Even by amateur standards. Let's face it, with HD becoming the norm, 640x480 Windows Media files just don't cut it anymore. In their defense, however, they do have impressive production values. The editing and lighting were surprisingly good. Hell, I even liked the intro music.
Plus, out of all the site's I've reviewed, this has to be one of the best in terms of giving the user maximum information about each scene. At the top of the video page, you'll find a lengthy, detailed synopsis. But if you scroll further down, you'll find a description so detailed it would rival any site. I'm talking 1,400 words, on average, written by the Wizard of Ass himself, and accompanied by gorgeous frames from the scene. Coupled with user comments, descriptive tags, and more user comments than you can shake a dick at, and you've got a vivid picture of the scene without downloading a single video file.
That having been said, their layout isn't all perfect. As I mentioned earlier, there are a lot of redundancies and, quite frankly, far too much scrolling. This problem could easily be alleviated by a little trimming here and there. I mean, do I really need to be be given the option to change languages every single time I click a video?
Each scene is accompanied by its own photo gallery. However, not unlike their video brethren, they're download only. Similarly, you'll they're usually split up into multiple parts. On a more positive note, they sport a fairly high-res(1024 x 768 pixels) and pretty impressive set counts, too. With 30 images per ZIP, you can expect somewhere in the neighborhood of 150 pictures for every movie.
In case you're wondering about extras, they have included two samples from their sister site, School Girl Sex Punishment. Sadly, with a scant running time of three minutes, these videos are more of a tease than anything else. But since it's gotten me very curious about the site, I guess it works. But at least it's a hot tease, right? Still, I wonder why these babies are available in streaming and the regular updates are not.
Despite the site's less-than-HD video and disorienting navigation, I still think Enema Wizard Video is well worth the price of admission. I mean, in addition to catering to a very specialized niche, they also seem put a lot of effort into each and every scene. One need only take a cursory glance at the final product to see that. The models are fantastic, the storylines are morbid, and the action is absolutely top-notch. Hands down, the very best in colonic entertainment.
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