Euro Angels

It seems director Christopher Clark's idea of heaven — or at least of its most mighty winged residents — differs from your more standard biblical interpretations. According to my copy of Webster's dictionary Heaven is "a place or condition of utmost happiness." And, honestly, what could possibly fit the bill better than drop-dead-gorgeous models eating each other's perfect pussies, riding sybians, and taking 8-inch long, rock hard cocks up their celestial asses?

And while those activities may sound like standard fare for typical hardcore porno site, what sets this content apart — aside from the heavenly euro models performing in it, of course — is the hands, in-your-face directorial style of Mr. Clark. Aside from being beautifully shot and lit, one of the things I really appreciate about these scenes is that there's always plenty of camera angles, so we always get that ideal view of the action; whether it be a blowjob, a footjob, or facial, you can count on a real sweet close-up shot of that filthy goodness.

Best of all, there is no shortage of variety. At the time of this review there is 624 episodes to choose from, dating as far back as early 2000. Aside from the obvious variation in positions, fetishes, and male-to-female ratios, there are also dramatic changes in set decoration and shooting styles. Which, I suppose, is to be expected when viewing a porn archive that amounts to nearly 20 years of one man's career.

One of the natural drawbacks to such an old archive, however, is that you're not going to you're not going to have that consistent HD playback quality from episode-to-episode like you would with newer sites. The oldest episodes on are, at best, somewhat grainy 480p SD. Thankfully, they kept up with the times, and this shows with gradual improvements in terms of format and resolution sizes. For proof, one need look no further than the latest updates, which have been made available for stream or download in 7 different options, ranging from 160p SD all the way up to 1080p HD. Incidentally, download speeds were quite fast, clocking in at just under 3 megs-per-second.

Since they didn't start adding their photo galleries until 2010, you can expect much more consistent quality. Each gallery usually contains somewhere in the neighborhood of 140 high-res(1,920 x 1,080 pixels) images. For the most part they're great well shot, lit, and great looking. You will find the occasional blurry or redundant image, but I think that's outweighed by the number of spectacular action shots to be found in each set.

I should point out that, since this some of this content is taken from old Christopher Clark DVDs, it can probably be found on other sites. So, if 100% exclusivity is important to you, this might not be the site for you.

Also, I mentioned earlier that playback quality on older episodes isn't the best. Well, with the archive being so old, most of these episodes are not available in high-definition.

The site's biggest flaw, however, is without a doubt its update schedule. Looking back through the archives, it's always been a bit iffy. If a site is good enough, though, I can overlook that. What is much more difficult to overlook is when a site stops updating, altogether. And that's precisely what this site did 6 months ago. What a shame.

All is not lost, though. Your membership at Euro Angels includes access to the entire Evil Angel Network, which is comprised of 25 killer pornstar and niche sites, many of them still updating to this day.