Fart Fantasy

Once inside the membership area of Fart Fantasy I was greeted by a page that, not unlike the tour, was filled with sexy shots of girls passing guys. Unlike the tour page, however, there's a lot more to choose from. In fact, at the time of this review, there was a whopping 5325 fart videos to choose from.

Not surprisingly, there's also a whole lot of models to choose from, too. Indeed, the tour page promised new girls would be added on a regular basis, but what it neglected to mention was the amazing diversity of their stable. It's a practical taster's choice of flesh, with over 250 models that seem to be a damn near even mix of Black, White, Asian and Latina. Factor in the occasional MILF and porn star, and there's more than enough variety to keep things interesting no matter how deep into the archive one might venture.

Similarly, they also keep things fresh by providing scenes that fit into 23 niche tags situated on the left-hand side of the page. Many of them, such as "toilet farting" and "face farting," were expected, but I was pleasantly surprised to find that categories such as "bondage" had over 40 scenes to choose from. Honestly, I can't remember the last time I saw a girl bound, gagged, and ripping massive farts. But for my money, nothing beats the "slow motion" category, as it lets you savor the moment that gas is passed, seeing the butt hole butter and vibrate. It's strangely adorable.

You will occasionally see a little girl-on-girl gas passing fun, but by and large, most of these scenes focus on lone hotties with lower intestinal issues. The "face farting" category, for instance, is primarily composed of POV footage of gals relieving themselves inches from the camera. That having been said, there is dozens of videos of babes farting in each other's faces and mouths. One of my favorites featured Cassandra Cruz playing the dom, forcing a visibly disturbed Jennifer Anderson to literally swallow her farts. So hot.

If it's a variety of formats and resolutions you're after, this may not be the site to you. If, on the other hand, consistency is you're after, then look no further. Because every single update in this archive is available in 720p HD. In fact, aside from bitrates and slight improvements in playback quality, nothing seems to have changed at all in this regard since the site's inception. Works for me. I mean, if you're going to stick to one format and one format alone, you could do a lot worse than 720p MPEG-4s. Still, I must confess that I wouldn't mind seeing some 1080p, too. And I'm sure those of you with less than stellar Internet connections wouldn't mind some lower quality options. For now, you'll have to sate yourself with the "low bandwidth" streaming option.

If it is photos you're after, however, you might as well forget about it. The site currently houses a mere 3 galleries, and among them none contain more than 8 images. The photos are crystal clear, well posed, and feature a nicely sized(2,000 x 3,000 pixels) resolutions. But does it really matter? I mean, there's so few of them, they haven't added any new ones during my stay this month. What a shame. In their defense, though, farting doesn't exactly lend itself to still photography.

Honestly, my only real complaint(aside from the lack of video formats) would be that the site is lacking in a lot of the basic bells and whistles that, frankly, have become standard for porno sites these days. That having been said, I can overlook the lack of bios and statistics in their model index. I can even do without a variety of video formats and resolutions. What's much harder to overlook, however, is the fact that they haven't even bothered to add timestamps to their updates. I can only imagine how disconcerting this must be to a new user logging in for the first time, having no idea how often the site he just paid to have access to even updates.