Fem Facials

The main members' area page is really somewhat bare. They have everything crammed into one small area. So far, I am not impressed. As you get your eyes to focus on the many titles, subtitles, categories and the rest you can see Fem Facials doesn't really have much of their own content. Where are the 1000's More Girls Inside."? Lets go through what they are offering as their own content.

In the middle frame section you have choices to pick from, “News and Updates”, “Picture Galleries”, “Movie and Video Clips” and last you have “Staff picks”. You would think this to be all their content, but surprise! It isn’t. The “News and Updates” has a bunch of titles and sites that are not even remotely related to femfacials… oh wait one of them says “The girls of Fem Facials. Hot Babes on video – cum along for the ride.” But I see nothing related to this site. Maybe the girls changed their names?

The next title we can choose from is “Picture Galleries”. Score! I found some of the actual Fem Facial’s content. Five titles to choose from… hmm hardly the 1000’s of naughty squirting girls waiting inside to cream me. The first title tells you how to get a woman to squirt… yeah right like most will let you shove your entire hand into her. The second and third are of the same woman, in one she’s alone posing naked and the other she’s with a guy. Neither titles have ANY squirting action at all. More and More I feel like I’ve been lied to. The next two titles do actually have some squirting action. Both feature the same girl, in one she’s alone in the other she’s with a guy. Both women are not exceptionally good looking. The sample pictures are SO small and the “full sized” pictures are not much bigger. I understand they have to pay for bandwidth usage, but come on! There is such thing as being TOO cheap.

The next section is the "Movie and Video clips"… two different girls to choose from. Yep you guessed it, the same two girls in the pictures section. The only difference this time is the quality is better. You can choose to watch the three different scenes in four or so minute long clips or you can grab the entire scene (about fourteen minutes long) on one link. Other than those three links they have six others, which have nothing to do with females squirting.

Now to the "Staff Pics". Ready to see what the "staff" of this site picked for their favorites? You're going to be surprised. You would think they would pick their own content above others, or at least pick content which related to the Squirting theme, after all that is what this site is supposed to be about isn't it? Or have I made a wrong turn somewhere. By my ramblings you know they picked links off to other sites where they hope to get you to click or buy some extra something to put more money into their pockets. The "staff" part makes me laugh too, seeing as though there probably isn't really a staff, rather just a webmaster trying to build his porn empire. However, this site could be part of a group of sites ran by a sponsor. That in itself wouldn't surprise me as they tend to be the worst porn sites out there today.

On the very far left of this small area we see large thumb nailed pictures. Over the top one it says, “Featured Video” and over the bottom thumbnail it reads “Featured Pics”. These are actually pretty nifty. They’re part of a rotating script, which just like the name says, rotates the thumbs and their links. I’ve noticed sometimes the links do have something relevant to the theme of female ejaculation, but a lot of the times they don’t. Of course you can’t predict which set of pictures and videos will come next unless you refresh the page often enough to go through the content set aside for this area.

There are other links, which I won't really touch on because, yep once again you've guessed it. The content doesn't even remotely relate to the theme this site was SUPPOSED to be about. They do have a feedback button and trust me... I left my feedback.