FUCKING ROBOTS REVIEW

 
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Fucking Robots

This site will make you think twice about putting on make up to go out, just find the closest AC/DC outlet and meet the machine to make you scream!
Site type: Pay site, category: Toys & Masturbation
Complete review published on 05.09.2021
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[v]Intro promises(4)

Fucking Robots immediately introduces you to tit cup vacuums, plunging rubber pricks and the look of ecstasy on the willing female participant faces. You’ll find 4 preview videos that run approximately one minute each, just giving you a taste of what membership will bring to your computer screen. The pictures will tease you into pulling that dusty wallet from your back pocket.

[v]Content Amount(2.5)Last updated on January 29, 2023.

Videos:
Over 34 videos about 24 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
Format:
MP4 (2000kb/s, 640x480)
WMV (2600kb/s, 720x480)
Streaming (720x480)
+ bonus videos & galleries
Pictures:
Over 34 galleries about 35 pictures each
+ Zip archives
Dating:
Extra:
3rd Party Feeds, Bonus Sites, Model Index, Games

[v]PricesLast updated on February 28, 2024.

$14.95 29.95 / one month (recurring)
$79.95 119.95 / one year (recurring)
$1 / 2 day trial (recurring)
Billings: CCBill, Epoch, Netbilling
Terms: Cancel policy is 7 days notice
Payment options: Credit Cards, PayPal, Bitcoin

[v]Sample Videos

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All 6 videos from Fucking Robots  

[v]Impression(4)

Before the one minute video clip begins you’ll be forewarned that it’s in low quality, smaller in size and it carries the website logo, but only because that is being done to protect their website. But that is the only part of this site that is not dripping with mechanical moisture. Paying the price of admission is worth its weight in nuts and bolts on this site. You’ll see leggy women that can’t spread them wide enough to take advantage of the piston prick action that these machines give them. Tools use to be the perfect gift for the man in your life, but not any more. Now tools are the perfect gift to become the man in your life! No picking up dirty underwear from the bedroom floor when you have a Black and Decker pecker wrecker as your companion. All you have to do is place yourself against this riveting real to life playmate and let your pleasure mount.

Videos are available to download on Fucking Robots in high quality formats, suggested is the WMV version. Small clips are 7-8 megabytes, roughly one minute long. But for this reviewer 60 seconds isn’t long enough to let these machines of manhood really warm you up, you’ll want to watch the full length movies, offered in two formats, WMV-160MB or MPG-217MB. The run approximately 20 minutes long. The only part of the movies that I didn’t enjoy was the way the audio didn’t quite match up to the action, you can hear the moans of delight, and as real as I’m sure they are, their expressions were a few minutes late on catching up to them.

You’ll see solo acts of girls loving their contraptions and also friends that help flip the switch to turn on ...what turns them on the most. Hearing the sound of a drill use to always remind me of going to the dentist, but seeing the dildo driller in action makes me want to open up and say Ahhh. These tools of the trade have a speed equal to not many, if any, men out there pounding the posturepedic, and you don’t have to listen to snoring afterwards.
As if the in and out action of these titanium teasers weren’t enough to make you want to run out to the garage and build one for yourself, there is a clit vacuum that really makes a girl wonder what that must feel like. I vacuum the carpets twice a week but if I had a chance at one of those Hoover maneuver toys I think the housework would just have to wait. Listen to me men, the old saying, “Diamonds are a girls best friend” just went out the window, and it’s been replaced by the vertical dildo robot! Maybe you can consider a personalized tool-box in pale pink and a case of WD-40 as the accessories to the perfect gift.

You will enjoy the full-length videos that show nudity at it’s naughtiest, during sessions of masturbation. Every man’s fantasy will be answered on this site, being able to watch a woman’s G spot being manipulated by a piece of machinery has to be a turn on for the heavy metal fetish dwellers. Just sit back with your “stroke of luck” and let the website Fucking Robots make you cum hard without the fear of tarnishing or rust buildup.

If you enjoy leaving the action to your imagination, be sure to check out the 50+ galleries of still pictures that are available. Don’t compare yourself to the mammoth meat hanging where a drill bit use to, just picture yourself being the one feeding that tool inside of her tool box and let the good times roll. The JPEG’s are 65x100 pixels that will enlarge to fill your page and your mind with images that will keep you hard for a long time.

The shopping link on this site will offer a penis enlargement combination and then a “How To” book that will turn you into a chick magnet once you have your trouser snake to the size you want it. I searched for the toys shown in the pictures and movies, but no luck on finding them here…maybe we could Google that search? Other products are available if you feel like spending some of your savings and don’t forget about the games page that’s offered as well.

[v]Conclusion(3)

This is definitely the site for replacing men with machinery. Even the heavy wetness of those gushing gashes won’t short out these prick-pivoting monsters. Just remember when you come home tired and not in the mood to give the little woman what she wants, she may just start finding it elsewhere, so don’t complain when your screw drivers comes up missing.
Inspector: Missy
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