Girls Rimming

For such a dirty site, Girls Rimming has an awfully clean layout. The antiseptic white neat organization juxtaposes wonderfully with the barrage spit-covered ass holes on display.

And once I got over that initial, admittedly somewhat overwhelming feeling of being confronted with such filth, I came to realize that finding your way around is quite simple. Content can be browsed by video or still photography, as well as with a number of filters. For instance, browsing by date or popularity is always a quick, simple option. If, on the other hand, you are looking for something a tad more specific, there's 15 different niche tags to choose from. These range from simple, bordering on innocent options like "blondes" and "brunettes," to the, in my opinion, for more fun ones — think spitting, milking, face-sitting and foursomes.

But before we delve too much into the debauchery, I think it is worth pointing out that in the 4 short months since its launch, this site has already managed to snag 18 gorgeous young models. Admittedly, that isn't a large enough sample size to draw any real conclusions about what sort of aesthetic these cats are going for, but it is more enough to see that things look promising indeed. In addition to the corn-fed, all-american beauties that, to my mind, are absolutely necessary when filming something so dirty, they have also included fiery latinas, a wholesome girl-next-door type, and a couple of gals sporting tattoos and stretched earlobes.

I also have to commend them for putting some real effort into their model index. Each girl has her own rating, list of vital statistics, fun facts, and perhaps most importantly of all, an informative bio.

Getting back to the content, though, I came in expecting something dirty, but I never imagined the levels they'd be willing to stoop. For instance, one of the more recent "casting" style scenes was setup in such an evil manner that Satan himself wouldn't be able to help but strike a rod.

The scene started out like most casting couch and reality scenes do, with some bimbo being lured to do a porn shoot with a fat wad of cash. Things soon took a turn for the worse, however, when she realized what exactly it was they were expecting of her. This was revealed by having her watch one of their scenes. If the look of disgust on her face wasn't telling enough, the head shaking and cries of, "No!" were. Not surprisingly, she was soon demanding more money. Instead of extra cash, she got some hard slaps in the face. I must confess, I found myself wincing when a stiff, flat palm made hard contact with the bridge of her nose. Needless to say, by the time the video was over she knew what a man's sweaty ass tasted like.

Another bonus is that all this madness is well lit and filmed, and uploaded in crystal clear 1080p high-definition. If you're not so picky about your video quality, however, you have the option of streaming or downloading in 5 others, ranging from 720p- all the way down to 240p. If you have a good connection, though, why not good for the best? Especially when their download speeds average at 8 megs-per-second. At that rate one could gobble up the whole archive in no time.

Their photo galleries ain't too shabby, either. Like the videos, they're served up in multiple resolutions, with the largest being big enough to fill my whole monitor. Admittedly, I would have liked a bit more variety. Currently most sets only contain around 30 shots. But I suppose that's better than lowering their quality control just to give us a couple hundred.

To be honest, the only glaring flaw I could find was that there just isn't much content here yet. This can easily be excused, however, if you take into account that they didn't get their start until the tail-end of 2016. Still, there's only 330 scenes and 94 sets, and some of those are two-parters, making those numbers less impressive still. Fortunately, they are adding new videos on a weekly basis, so given enough time, their archive will fill out nicely.