INTERNET HOOKUPS REVIEW

 
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Internet Hookups

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Dying to know the right way to chat a girl up online and get her to fuck you? Having trouble closing that 'sale'? Internet-Hookups says they can help.
Site type: AVS, category: Group Sex, Video, Reality, Hardcore
Complete review published on 04.09.2009
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[v]Intro promises(2)

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We're guaranteed our time here will be well spent! They are going to show us their fool proof way of picking up girls online, then let us see the hardcore videos they took during those initial encounters. We’re also told they’ve been doing this for years and have tons of exclusive videos that have never been released on the internet until now.

[v]Content Amount(2.5)Last updated on January 16, 2013.

Videos:
Over 17 episodes about 30 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: Partially protected
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
Format:
WMV (800kb/s, 480x360)
WMV (600kb/s, 640x480)
Pictures:
Over 17 galleries about 100 pictures each
+ Video captures
Extra:
3rd Party Feeds, Bonus Sites, Live Chat

[v]PricesLast updated on January 16, 2013.

$19.98 29.99 / one month (recurring)
$29.99 / one month (recurring)
$89.99 / one year (non-recurring)
Terms: May cancel anytime before rebill date
Payment options: Credit Cards, Online Check, By Phone

[v]Sample Videos

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All 6 videos from Internet Hookups  

[v]Sample Galleries

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[v]Impression(4)

The tour of Internet Hookups is huge, ten full pages of scene snippets, videos and a thumbnail list at the bottom of the main page so you can get a look of the girls they supposedly talked into fucking by using their suave chatting skills. I’m not sure how much of that sale’s pitch I buy, but since I am here to review the site, lets go see what they have to offer.

Right off the bat the first thing that catches my attention is that we’re offered membership access to ten (10) different sites with just the purchase of this membership. So right off the bat I’m a little on the happy side. I’ll go into a little bit more detail of the bonus sites in a bit. I want to find out how to pick up babes and get them to my house to bang.

Next we have the most recent update at the top of the page. Wow. The last update was four months ago. Hmm makes you wonder if their ‘technique’ was crap or have they just stopped trying to keep people on for reoccurring memberships. I am more than somewhat put off. Not only do they have a sale’s pitch I don’t buy, but they also haven’t updated with anything new in over four months. Not worth my money, unless this content is the absolute bomb.

I’ll move on to the “successful” Internet catches. Looking through the thumbnail list at the bottom of the page, I notice that they’ve managed to bag a whopping nineteen Internet babes, this number does of course include the “most recent” update. Every girl has their own set of pictures and videos which are listed separately and in a very simple laid out fashion. The pictures average about ninety-three (93) pictures each. Thankfully they spare us the still shots of this guy “chatting” to the girls before they’re convinced to come to his place. All the picture sets begin with the chick at his place and they’re “getting confortable”.

The picture quality ranges from extremely sharp and crisp to somewhat blurry. So either Internet Hookups needs to rethink about the person editing the videos (capturing screen shots and using them as still photos) or the guy behind the camera is forgetting to focus the camera… I doubt that one since the video cameras pretty much do that on their own.
Internet Hookups' video section of each girl allows you to choose the ‘speed’ and ‘quality’ setting depending on your connection speed you can pick, low, medium, high and ultra. The video clips themselves are much like the pictures (surprised?) in that they range from crisp to slightly blurry. We’re given another option when it comes to the video clips and that’s to download them right to our very on PC. This means you would be able to watch them whenever you wanted, but also not have to worry about the site’s connection to its server, or yours to your ISP. Nice. I wish the over all quality was though. Unfortunately the audio quality doesn’t raise the bar at all. You can barely understand what is said; on top of that the sound has a rather strong metallic quality to it. I often wondered what the camera operator was actually trying to do, film porn or jerk off. The "learning section" to the videos is nothing more than some lame guy chatting to the camera man and occasionally talking about some vaguely related to chatting to chics. Again, the audio quality, or lack there of really hinders your ability to understand anything they say.

As I mentioned before we do have access to bonus pictures and sites. The bonus pictures consist of many categories: Latest Updates, Feature Hardcore, Amateur, Anal, Anime, Asian, Average, Big Cock, Big Tits, Bikini, Blondes, Brunettes, Babes 'n Cars, Centerfold, Cheerleaders, College Girls, Oral / Cum shot, Ebony, Ebony Teens, BBW, For Women, Group Sex, Hardcore, Hirsute, House Wives, Indian, Interracial, Latina, Legs 'n Feet, Lesbian, Lingerie, Mature, Old or Fat, Outdoors, Party Girls, Porn stars, Pregnant, Redheads, Teen / Petite, Transsexual, Uniform, Up skirt, and Voyeur picture sets.

There are ten bonus sites available to us with our membership to this one and they are: Fucked For Free - Girls getting scammed for sex. Supermarket Whores - Babes found at the supermarket later to be pounded. Hot Bods Cool Rides - Hot babes with hot cars. Rub and Tug - A nice little hand job site. Horny Traveler - He’s hornier than these girls ever imagined. MILF Searcher - In search of the hottest and horniest MILFs around. Chicks Go Both Ways - Straight girl on girl fucking. Rate My Tranny - Transvestite based site. Gay Sugar Daddy - This sugar daddy fills more than their bank accounts. Guys In The City - They'll do anything for a fresh new cock to play with.

[v]Conclusion(2.4)

After looking through the entire site and the featured bonus sites I'm extremely grateful I didn't waste my hard earned money on this site. If you want to simply watch cute babes get fucked, then you'll do alright here... but if you were REALLY interested in learning how to chat girls up well enough to get laid, go somewhere else! Its fake as hell and all the girls here are featured on at least 5 different porn sites run by this company. Not to mention the lack of updates for the members' area. Fake Fake Fake.
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