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Looking for a massage parlor with the hottest girls, girls willing to go above and beyond the call of duty in order to fulfill your deepest, darkest desires ... but while still maintaining and air of dignity? Then look no further.
Complete review published on 09.25.2013
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Looking for high-quality, top-shelf porno that's HD, 100% exclusive, and delivered on a regular basis? Well, Massage Rooms guarantees as much as 3 times each week. Oh, and new girls added regularly, too, but also — and perhaps more importantly — real orgasms, on camera, will be achieved by these girls — girls biologically blessed enough to exhibit the "natural beauty of the female form." I must confess, it all sounds grand to me, and I also have to admit that the teaser images go a way in backing up their claims. But the true test is in the members' area. Which is where I'm off to now. See you there ... maybe.
Over 61 videos about 27 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
QuickTime (12888kb/s, 1920x1080)
QuickTime (7777kb/s, 1280x720)
WMV (1400kb/s, 649x480)
WMV (3333kb/s, 960x540)
iPod/PSP (1550kb/s, 640x360)
Over 61 galleries about 101 pictures each
+ Fullscreen pictures, Zip archives
Bonus Sites, Model Index
Once logged in, I was surprised to find an extremely bare-bones and to-the-point layout. There's no body of content scattered about the main page, no site news. Really, there's not much else than the main menu sitting atop the page, which, also, not surprisingly, limits itself to the bare necessities: Updates, Videos, Photos, Models, Bonus Content. The only other feature is a search engine, which lets you narrow down results using 26 descriptive categories, 3 niches, and the ability to limit your search to either audio or video. Not the most in-depth setup, but given the fact this site's still relatively new, I suppose those mega-site bells and whistles aren't necessary just yet, anyway.
Anyway, seeing that I was so impressed with the ladies exhibited on the tour, it seemed only reasonable to checkout the models first. And so I did. There's 53, altogether, 10 of which are male. Most of these hunks are in their mid-early 30s, but there's a few characters, throwbacks to when men still truly men, guys like george; he's an older fella, hairy chested and balding, but still in shape enough to be formidable. Sure, he might have a few extra wrinkles, but he makes up for 'em 10-fold with years of experience which translates directly his bedroom prowess, which, funnily enough, includes an interesting mind game that involves hopping back and forth between being a sweet, gentle lover, and a pure sadist. But enough about the men, the women dominate the show. And what a fine group of ladies it is. They're mostly of European descent, but other than that, there's quite a bit of variation. Some girls are voluptuous, whilst others sport boyish figures and small, sensitive breasts. Also, while there's plenty of sweet, fresh meat, you'll also find the occasional M.I.L.F.. And this collection has already grown by a few girls since I joined, too. My personal favorite of the new-comers is Ivy, a petite, raven haired little doll who, as it turns out, is much dirtier than her angelic face might lead one to believe. I was fooled ... and it made me cum. Not such a bad deal, after all, really ....
Having grow bored with looking at stills and reading about people, I decided it was time to see some honest to goodness live action. So, I went straight for the "updates" button on the main menu, and was promptly whisked away to a page containing 61 scenes. For whatever reason, I went ahead and jumped to the videos, and found it to contain even more content, with a whopping 61 photo sets dating back to around the same time as their video brethren. Each set, by the way, contained 100 or more high-res, watermark free, shots. The point being, if you do the math, they've lived up to that 3 updates per week tour promise. Now let's just hope they can keep up the pace, eh? 53 models.
Going back to the videos, I think it's worth pointing out that these aren't fly-by-night productions. These videos are well short, with great lighting and attention to detail. What's more, the user is offered a good download selection in three separate formats: Windows Media, MPEG-4, QuickTime, and a few mobile files for good measure. And these range from SD all the way up to 1080p high-definition. But perhaps most impressive of all are the download rates around here. On average, files are clocking in for me at just over 3 megs-per-second.
And on that note, their photos weren't too shabby, either. Indeed, the images were well shot, oft taking advantage of beautiful scenic - often wooded — locales. Which, in my opinion, really meshes well with the natural beauty of these ladies physiques. Some shots bring to mind images of those sexy hippie gals at Woodstock, except shot with much more clarity, of course, and — in most cases — without any of that mud of grime. And to make matters even better, full galleries are ZIPPed and ready for download in your choice of 1,200, 3,000, or 4,000 pixels.
Sadly, this option isn't available for on-site viewing. In that case, you're stuck with a modest 890 × 593 pixels. Similarly, whilst the users is offered a wide array of choices for video downloads, they're relegated to just the one if they're planning to stream. Again, though, the site is still new, so perhaps they'll sort all this out once they've become a bit more established. Web design can't be cheap.
On that note, and as I mentioned earlier, the main page could do with a bit of an overhaul. I'm all for simplistic designs, but this is pushing it a bit. At the very least, I'd like to see more niche related options in their search engine. And in my dreams, I see them adding filtering capabilities for all categories.
Another minor complaint would be that some of the Windows Media download files seem to be mislabeled. I thought I was grabbing 1080p, and it turnded to be 960p. Bummer.
And lastly — and this is really more of an aside — I think some might be a bit put off by the highly erotic nature of the scenes; particularly since they tend to dwell on very sensual, slow foreplay for a good portion of the first 1/4 to 1/2 of the film. However, I personally find this build-up works quite well, as by the time things get raunchy toward the end, I'm usually about an inch from exploding. Nevertheless, I can see how this might put some off, so I figured it was worth a mention. So, lovers of fast-and-nasty-from-the-beginning films: you've been warned.
On a brighter note, one thing they've done a fine job on is their model index. In addition to being kind enough to represent the fellows, I think they've also done a fine job of representing everyone in general by in addition to the usual head/torso shots and vital statistics, including bios as well. Kudos to them for that.
Not to mention the 93 bonus scenes so generously provided by Massage Rooms, which just so happen to include hot lesbian action, interracial orgies, and more kinky fetish and borderline-BSDM than the straight vanilla user be able to handle. Hopefully all that debauchery should be enough to keep you busy between updates.
Massage Rooms shows great promise with its highly erotic — but still quite raunchy — spin on the genre. I also was a fan of their high-def videos, and their exquisite taste in models. Sadly, though, the site is still relatively new, so the content count isn't as impressive as it might be. I also wasn't much of a fan of that daily download cap, generous though it, admittedly, was, that sort of thing just never sits right with me. Thankfully, their update schedule is fast-paced and reliable, and they're adding new models on a fairly regular basis, too. But given the H.Q. content that's already here, plus the bonus feed, I think this site is still worth checking out. Particularly for you avid massage porn fans. Either way, it's a real up and comer — and one not to be missed.
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