Site Rating (3.6)
Site Promises****/*
Site Usability*****
Content Amount****/*
Content Quality****
Updates Frequency*
Users Rating****/*
Total Rating***/*

Mike John VIP

[Visit site]
Mike John is a up to no good, looking infect sexy young teens with his foul, deviant behavior.
Site type: Pay site, category: Anal Sex, Video, Hardcore
Complete review published on 04.11.2017
Rate site quality:

[v]Intro promises(4.5)

Visit Mike John VIP
Click here to visit site
Mike John is a male porn star, producer, even a director. He's also a guy who likes nothing more than seducing gorgeous young babes, and talking them into doing all kinds of wild, fucked up things they'd ordinarily never even think about, let alone participate in. In addition to promises that you'll witness deviant sex acts and sluts swallowing multiple loads, they claim over 50,000 videos await you inside the Mike John VIP members' area.

[v]Content Amount(4.5)Last updated on May 24, 2017.

Over 599 videos about 30 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
MP4 (1500kb/s, 720x400)
MP4 (890kb/s, 320x240)
Flash (720x400)
Over 139 galleries about 30 pictures each
+ Fullscreen pictures, Video captures, Zip archives
3rd Party Feeds, Bonus Sites, Model Index, Live Chat

[v]PricesLast updated on May 24, 2017.

$19.95 / one month (recurring)
$59.95 / three months (recurring)
$89.5 / one year (recurring)
Billings: CCBill, Epoch
Terms: May cancel anytime before rebill date
Payment options: Credit Cards

[v]Sample Galleries

Delicious brunette Lilly Lovely with big breasts sucks multiple guys and takes m Guys get sucked off by cum hungry brunette bitch Kristina Rose after she loses h Fuck juicy pussy and sweet mouth of alluring blonde Avy Scott by your cock


The layout is fairly professional at Mike John VIP. I'm digging the navy blue-and-white color scheme, as well as the well organized and coherent layout. At the top of the page you'll find an inbox, where you can receive personal messages from other members, as well as your favorites list, a help section, and even an option for a mobile-device-friendly layout. Also, there's a static sidebar on the right, which gives you the option to bookmark or share the video/gallery with a friend, as well as report errors, e.g., broken links corrupt files.

Links to Videos, Photos, and DVDs are also tabbed in the middle of the page, giving a quick-view of 18 videos/galleries at a time. There's also a list of the top-five most popular porn stars, as voted on by the members. You'll also find a box where you can either gripe or praise the site, and, hopefully get feedback from the staff.

There are over 8,751 models. With a number that large, you'd naturally assume that it'd be a difficult, damn near impossible, to maintain a high-quality in the looks department, but they've somehow managed to do just that. These girls are all pretty, some even model caliber, and they're all in the 18-30 range. There's also a diverse mixture of ethnic backgrounds going on here: Asian, Ebony, Latin, even a few Indian babes. I've got to admit, though, the majority of the girls are of the Europian persuasion.
Mike John is an interesting character. He's a self admitted stoner, nympho, and, quite possibly, a mad man. But I like his style. The videos usually start out with Mike interviewing the model. He starts off by asking the girl's age, then a series of random personal questions. All the while, the someone off camera probably the director occasionally whispers instructions to the girl, e.g., "turn and lift your left breast," or "squeeze them together."

Usually the action starts with a P.O.V. blow job, all the while John makes awkward chit chat and barks orders, in between humorous moans and grunts. Often things progress to straight intercourse, usually ending with hard anal and a money shot. Oh, and who could forget the salad tossing? In many ways, these videos remind me of Anabolic. In one video Mike is fucking a Miley Cyrus look-alike, and after nearly climaxing five times, he stops mid-thrust and asks, "You got something in there? Is that a trick pussy?"

Each videos' page is accompanied by a synopsis, cast list, running time, even the name of the production company. There's also a comment and rating system that's quite reminiscent of YouTube. If you're in the mood for something a little longer and with better production values, you might want to check out the DVDs section. There are currently seventy, and they come in the same formats as the other videos, except they're so large they have to be broken up into a series of 30-minute chunks.

I appreciate the fact that each movie has a series of direct-to-scene links at the bottom of the page. This is handy as you get a thumbnail as well as a progress bar, which gives you a great idea of where you're at and what's going on. Good for those with busy schedules, jerking off on-the-fly. The embedded flash player had a very nice resolution, and the videos were crystal clear with zero buffering issues.

Both the DVDs and the regular scenes are accompanied by a series of decent looking screen caps, usually around 30 or so. These are screen captures, so they aren't expected to be perfect. Many of them look quite grainy, and the resolution is, frankly, pretty damn small. While I wouldn't say they're totally useless, I just can't picture that many people people deeming them worthy enough to add to their collection. You almost have to wonder if the person picking the stills did so at random. Quite a few images were perfect displays of motion blur, if that's what they were going for.

Fortunately they've added a Photos section, which houses pictures shot with real cameras, and do so with a proficient enough level of skill to please those of us with more discriminating tastes. Sadly, there are only 341 teen photos right now, but perhaps by some miracle, that number will grow massively over the course of the next few months. On a sidenote, I really detest the java pop-up thing they got going on with the high-res photographs. Not only does it make them difficult to save, it really serves no purpose other than being mildly cool to look at for about three minutes.

As far as bonus material goes, your instant access to the Porn Star Network, which is compromised of 131 studios and 59 sites good ones, too, like FB Hotties and Hostile fucking.


Mike John VIP, while good in its own right, becomes inherently more value when factor in that you're given access to the entire Porn Star Network, which houses over fifty-nine sites and material produced by one-hundred and thirty-one different studios. Some of the best names in the business, some of the hottest sites on the web. This site's a steal at $29.95 per month.

Plus, who doesn't want to see some washed-up, average looking guy score wtih young, perfect-looking girls, you know, the kind he'd ordinarily not be within a twenty-foot radius of? It's human natuer to root for the underdog.
Inspector: BeerhatMcfly
Click here to visit Mike John VIP
Discounts Categories Sample Videos Sample Galleries Featured Models Forum News Polls
My Profile

Outside reviews

Overall score, 4.1
The Best Porn (81.5/100)
Porn Reviews (76/100)
Rabbits Review (80/100)
Adult Site Surfer (84/100)
FAQ | Inspectors | Friends | Site map
Top Women