Movie Access

Damn I love the Internet! Remember when you used to have to go to the adult bookstore and look like a pervert looking through all of their titles to find the one that you wanted to rent? Then you had to bring it to the counter and get strange looks from the clerk who has probably just been wiping jizz off the seats in the peek show rooms! No more of that shit! With sites like Movie Access, you gain access to thousands of porn DVD movies with just one password. No more rentals, no more returning movies, and no more humiliation!

I was raring to go inside and view some porn! When I got logged in I noticed this week's new DVDs. At current they have 7400 DVDs to view which is nearly 13500 hours of viewing time! All of the new videos this week are in several categories like teens, ebony babes, gangbang, mature women, bisexual, and even some Asians.

The thing I was really impressed with was their interface. They make it so easy to use and view the movies as quick as possible. You have the option of clicking on the "info" button and reading a synopsis of the movie before viewing, or you can click the "favorites" button and add that particular movie to your list of favorite flicks. They also have advanced search capabilites where you can search by title, genre, performer, director, or description. They also have pages that offer their most popular titles, listings by pornstar, and new releases.

Now it has come the time to watch the DVDs! Will this be as easy as watching porn movies on my television? The answer is yes and no. It seems that Movie Access has DRM technology in place. This means that they have them encrypted and you will only be able to view them from their site and won't be able to download them to your hard drive. This prevents you from sharing the movies with your friends or on a peer to peer network. This technology is put in place to protect themselves, which is understandable, someone's hard work shouldn't be freely distributed!

So what do you need to do to unencrypt these videos? Nothing! Windows Media Player will do all of the work for you! It may ask you to download a "security update" which just means that they want you to activate your license to view these movies. There is no privacy breach, they just want to make sure that you have the license put on your computer so that you can view all of these movies from now on with no interruption. You only have to do this process once.

After bypassing the license confirmation, the movie starts. I was really happy to see the movies presented in such a large viewing size of 640x480. They were very clear and even though these are DVD movie rips, they looked as if they came directly from the master tapes. I was amazed at the clarity of these movies!

As all porn movies are, these flicks were incredibly sexy! They have everything from gonzo extreme sex to just plain old hardcore fucking. You can see lots of girls taking it in every hole, sucking, fucking and just all around debauchery! All of the movies are also able to be fast forwarded to your favorite parts - just like on TV!

Well I think this site is the way to watch porn movies of the future! Not only was I saved a trip to the adult bookstore, I was able to pick out the movies I wanted to see in the privacy of my own home. The technical aspect of watching the movies was easy, any moron could do it! I was very impressed with the ease of use, the wide selection, and the clarity of the movies!

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