Pet Ur Monkey

The home page, like the rest of the site, does rather smack of an amateur designer at work. You have a black background and simple buttons, simple white writing and good sized images; nothing special but then the theme here is ‘amateur’ so that’s’ ok and it’s easy on the eye. It is also easy to find the videos area which is where I went first.

The video archives held three index pages and a total of 39 videos, and each one was shown by way of a photo of the guy holding his cock. As I browsed these thumbnails I heard myself say ‘wow!’ when one guy popped up with what must be ten inches of amateur meat and then I laughed as two of the guys were wearing monkey masks. Well, that is the name of the site after all and maybe they didn’t want to be recognised. But I had real trouble trying to decide who to view first. The men here are genuinely amateurs, they may get parts in porn movies but they are not your classic ‘porn star’ material – just what you want from an amateur site. Big cocks, small cocks, hairy bodies, smooth asses, plain looks, cute twinks, straight guys and all stops in between are available.

So, the videos. Ok, you have some choices here. First of all you’re told that the older ones are in a lower resolution which is fine as long as you know. I found: A long version and the cum shot segment as separate items – so you can cut to the chase if you don’t want to view the full solo jerk off. There were also clips of three minutes to stream or download in zip files with the download speed being 65kbps, which is reasonable. There is a dial up suitable version too so everyone should be able to stream or save these movies; the dial up lost a lot at full screen though the other resolutions were fine when the screen was big. So, nice and simple viewing options there. And good and natural performances from the guys too.

And you will find more amateur men in the galleries. There were 85 of these plus three bonus ones on a Christmas theme, as it was that time of year when I was at the site. It was while browsing the galleries that I figured out the title of the site – because I am a bit slow at times. Pet Ur Monkey, get it? Of course you do: jerk your cock would be another way of putting it, and thats’ exactly what you will feel like doing as your eyes fall on some of these naturally handsome and cute guys. Images open in a Flash format to a medium to small size; they’re clear and there is nothing wrong with them except they are a little on the small side. Once one is open you can forward and back through the set and a slideshow is available, but you'll have to back button out of the gallery itself, which can be time consuming. Some links back to home would help here. Mind you, you can always take advantage of the zip file download and view them in your own programme later.

I like a good model index and the one you'll find here isn’t bad. Again it’s a simple design: you have an alphabetical list of the 57 models (to date) and each guy has a decent sized face pic and his name. Click the one you want to see more of and you will come to his individual page with some basic stats and links to his video and/or photo session. Nice and easy to use.

The only fault I found with this basic but rewarding site was the navigation. Once you start exploring it it’s really hard to get home again; you must back-button or else change the address in your browser, go to the tour and enter again. I did this to check the home page once more and to look for any update news. There was a list of what was recently added, with dates, and what was coming soon (without dates but updates appear to be very regular at one or two a week). There was also an email address for Peter, your host, so you can get in touch and say what you’d like to see, and a link to a news page to keep you right up to date with site news.