Really Nice Asses

If there's one thing I like almost as much as a giant ass, it's a giant site. It didn't take me long after my initial login to realize that Really Nice Asses is, without question, a part of that world. They've got updates going all the way back to '95, and they've been on a great run lately, cranking out multiple daily updates. In fact, they've as I write this they've got an impressive 2186 photo galleries. And their video and DVD archives combined comes to a grand total of 3696 movies.

That's a shitload of ass content, and if managed improperly, definitely more than enough to clog up an otherwise healthy site. Thankfully, though, these cats seem to be pretty efficient. They've went with a very compact and direct design style. On a sidenote, I really dig the retro logo. I really could have done without the ads, though — but hey, nobody's perfect, right?

They stuck the main menu out of the way, over on the left-hand side of the page. From there you can access content, a model directory, bonus sites, etc. The middle of the page is filled out with an assortment of the latest updates, which can be organized by rating or number of views. There's also a couple of drop-down menus containing over 50 kinks in total. I was a little put off at first by the search engine being so darn basic, but after going over the niche lists, it didn't seem all that necessary, anyway.

Not surprisingly the model directory, too, sports monster numbers. There are currently over 2,200 babes to choose from, many of whom you'd more than likely recognize. By default the gals are listed by popularity, making it easy to find the best of the bunch. In addition to their head shot and rating, you'll be able to see how many times a girl was favorited before you even go to her page. Once instead they go a step further, giving a total number of views, and, more telling still, the number of times her videos have been saved to a users personal "porn folder."

I thought the row of tabs was a nice touch, allowing you to manipulate the body of page. It can either display her videos, photos, or more a list of similar models. If anything was missing, it was that personal touch that smaller, more exclusive sites often have. The girls bios were too clinical, giving a overview of their careers and, well, not much well.

On the bright side, they've done a great job of stocking their DVD archive. I was amazed to find such a diverse and perverted list on an ass site. The scene I watched I had some blonde honey with pig-tails and a giant rump. She was chewing bubblegum, even blowing bubbles, whilst taking a couple of fat cocks up her bubble-licious bubble-butt.

There's stuff on here that's less graphic, but lets not kid ourselves. This archive definitely has more content that could be deemed "hardcore" than not. And that's a good thing. Some might feel they're not focusing enough on the ass/anal stuff, though, but I think it's fairly represented. Even in the more obscure fetish videos. One category that I was surprised to find was guy-on-guy. However, it only contained one movie and it was all MFF scenes. Strange.

The movies are split up into two sections: DVDs and Videos. Sadly, the DVDs don't seem to be available in full-length versions. All of the ones I saw were broken up by scene. Worse yet, resolutions and play-back quality, even in the most recent updates, were lackluster. A less serious issue would be the lack of format variety. Yeah, they've included a mobile option, but everything else is MPEG-4.

I wasn't too happy with the quality of the images here, either. Again, even the latest updates have a really small res, and the quality is nothing to write hom about. Image count per gallery is also a bit inconsistent with some having as few as 7 pictures. In their defense, they offer a ZIP of the whole gallery in a slightly larger resolution, but it's not much of an improvement. If it's any form of consolation the galleries do come with a nifty variable speed slide-show.

Just as promised on their tour, the site comes with a wealth of bonus sites. There's currently 53 in total, conveniently categorized by niche type. There's even 4 additional booty/anal sites, which I thought was a nice touch. All in all, a great mix. I recommend Freaks of Porn.