Ever contemplate banging your secretary or co-worker? Did the fear of rejection of legal ramifications cause you to back off? Well, no worries, friend, I think I've found the solution.
Complete review published on 11.22.2013
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When going about hiring a proper secretary, it's of the the utmost importance you discriminate when it comes two most important job qualifications: good looks and promiscuity. Secretary Seductions , a site specializing in intense office romance, knows this only too well — at least judging by the tour, which is filled to the brim with drop-dead gorgeous receptionist, typists, bookkeepers, and apparently any other office position you can imagine. But that's not all! For a reasonable monthly membership fee, you'll be given 4 sites for the price of one!
[v]Content Amount(1)Last updated on January 31, 2014.
Over 33 videos about 26 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: Partially protected
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
WMV (1900kb/s, 640x480)
WMV (500kb/s, 640x480)
Flash (1800kb/s, 1280x720)
Flash (1500kb/s, 852x480)
Flash (1800kb/s, 640x480)
Over 44 galleries about 45 pictures each
+ Video captures, Zip archives
3rd Party Feeds, Bonus Sites, Model Index
Following a "what you see is what you get" philosophy, Secretary Seductions has taken, in my opinion, the best route possible in making sure that the layout resembles the tour closely. Furthermore, the overall design of the page is quite user-friendly. At the top of the page you'll find your main menu, which houses only the bare necessities: Girls, Video Scenes, Photo Sets, XXX Cinema, and Favorites. The sidebar of the page is occupied with niche-based browsing options, and links to bonus sites. The rest of the page is filled out with a link or two to the most recent scenes. All in all, quite easy on the eyes.
Speaking of easy on the eyes, the first thing I checked out was the model roster. Girls can be browsed alphabetically, date of submission, even popularity. However, these options are, for the time being, hardly necessary considering that, as of yet, there are only 14 models in total. It would seem they've made up for the lack of quantity with a strong emphasis on quality. I can say with complete honesty that each and every single one of these ladies is a total knockout. Likewise, their skill can hardly be questioned; they're all seasoned porn stars, including the likes of Sasha Grey and Tory Lane. Interestingly, there's also a fairly even mixture of both the tattooed & pierced and the unmodified alike. To be honest, I would like to see the number of girls increase exponentially. As is, however, they certainly appear to be headed in the right direction.
The content itself is extremely hot and maintains relatively high production values across-the-board. And, just as promised in the tour, you will see plenty of secretaries seduced — sometimes even blackmailed or just generally intimidated — and talked into performing all sorts of lurid acts. In fact, one of the things I really dig about this content is how they've managed to throw in several different kinks. Sure, they maintain their overall theme, but they also know how to mix it up; in one episode you might be watching straight intercourse and a blow-job, then in the next one you'll be watching interracial D.P. with a side of cream pie. This constant deviation from a standard formula really keeps things fresh. On the downside, it's partly the side-effect of non-exclusive content. So, if you're one of those hardcore cats who's seen just about everything, this might not be your cup of tea.
Each scene is accompanied by a lengthy synopsis, cast list, and direct-links to related material and the model profiles of the babes involved. They've also included a user-rating system, comment box, and — if you find a scene worthy enough — a handy little button that allows you to add it to your personal Favorites list. While none of these options really amount to much on their own, I felt together they did a great job of letting you know what you're in for before you commit to download. I just wish that more of the videos were commented on. All in due course, I suppose. Altogether there are 33 videos available. A cursory examination of the archive reveals that the site didn't get its start until July of 2010, but since that time they've managed to maintain a rock-solid update schedule of at least two vids per month. Those may not be the most impressive stats in the biz, but they're sure as hell consistent. And if you factor in the addition of the bonus sites I think you'll find it should be more than enough to hold your casual-to-intermediate occupied for months-on-end. Perhaps even years.
As far as actually viewing these babies is concerned, you have your choice of either a direct download in the Windows Media format, with above-average play-back quality, or if you'd prefer, you can stream the smut directly via a nice embedded video player. The latter option, oddly enough, is the more bandwidth-friendly of the two, with a whopping ten separate options split up between Windows Media and Flash files. The scenes also streamed effortlessly, with absolutely zero in the way of buffering hiccups. Hell, the speed here, in general, is damn impressive. I can't think of a single file that didn't load at least one megabyte-per-second. Overall, I'd give the video section a B-. If they can just add in more options(preferably ones with higher resolutions) for direct downloads, I'd bump them up considerably.
If you're into pictures, you'll be happy to hear that photo galleries here are easily on par with the videos. There are 44 in total, and they've given you several options for viewing. First off, pictures are presented in the traditional row of thumbnails fashion, but clicking a thumbnails causes the image to slowly expand to its full resolution — with pixel widths of 900+ — thanks a fancy little java script. What's more, they can be viewed via flash-show with 5 variable speeds. And if you find some shots that really catch your eye, there's also the option to download the whole set compressed in a ZIP file. If only they'd raise the resolution and lower the size of the watermarks, then they'd really be cooking. Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?
Of course, your membership also includes access to 3 steamy bonus sites: Unfaithful Housewives, Taboo Desire and Dirty Teen Idols. In a further sweeten the pot, they've given users limited access to content from a whole slew of sites via XXX Cinema.
I left Secretary Seductions feeling fairly satisfied. The site is, admittedly, relatively new, and they could go a long way to improve things here and there. And I can definitely see the lack of 100% exclusive content putting some off. However, the material is quality, the porn stars are top-notch, and the update schedule is rock-solid. Couple all that with the wealth of bonus content available, and I think you'll find this one to be a real deal. It sure as hell beats the court costs you'll face after being charged with sexual harassment in the work place.
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