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Sexy Contessa

Contessa is an exotic beauty with an appetite for cock and pussy that knows no bounds. Luckily for us, she's willing to spread the wealth through her official website.
Site type: Pay site, category: PornStars, Fetish, Ethnic
Complete review published on 12.23.2011
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Sexy Contessa is the official site of luscious porn star Contessa Vivalia. Since she considers this her self proclaimed "only home on the web," she's went all out. In addition to the obvious promises of 100% exclusive content, she promises that members will get to know her intimately. Not only that, there are bonuses like behind the scenes footage and a diary. And if you're the type often scared off by solo girl sites due to the prevalence of softcore, fret not; the teaser images supplied showed her going all-out, often taking on multiple massive black cocks.

[v]Content Amount(1)Last updated on March 26, 2014.

Over 9 videos about 25 minutes each (stream only)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies
MP4 (2077kb/s, 640x480)
Over 5 galleries about 130 pictures each

[v]PricesLast updated on March 26, 2014.

$12.95 / one month (recurring)
Billing: CCBill


The wild, schizophrenic style of Sexy Contessa, thankfully, carried over into the members area well, at least in terms of decor; the soft pinks combined with the peculiar mixture of strangely innocent shots, and others with her knelt over in some filthy room, slobbering on a filthy cock poked through a glory hole, make for a memorable backdrop. As lovely it may be, however, I still had mixed going in.

On the one hand, I was truly was glad to see the members area kept the same basic vibe of the tour page from the color scheme to the basic organization. On the downside, some areas differed, and not in our favor. The main menu, for example, is missing the Blog button seen in the tour. Conversely, the webcam button, however, which was absent in the tour but present in the members area, gave me a slight tinge of hope. It quickly deflated, though, once I spotted a little sign directly underneath that read, "Coming soon." Sadly, the Twitter and Facebook links, too, were M.I.A. Still, you can easily find them on the tour, which, oddly enough, is linked exclusively on the main menu.

I suppose it is a good sign, though, what with Contessa showing plans for more direct interaction with her, no doubt, loving fan base. Let's face it, after jerking ourselves raw to hours of prerecorded fucking, nothing quite beats the thrill of a live show aside from an actual physical encounter, of course. Overall, the design of the page really isn't that bad. It's straight-forward and to the point, and should be no problem for even the highly intoxicated to navigate. I'm sure many of you will be put off by the lack of browse tools in general, but the site still seems to be in its early stages. It seems a few areas are under construction, and there's quite a bit of content previewed under the "Coming Soon" area of the site.

There are no timestamps, which makes it pretty difficult to put them any real sort of update schedule. What I can tell you is, as I write this, there are 9 scenes and 5 photo galleries. I realize those aren't the biggest numbers, but bare in mind that the site still seems to be fairly site, perhaps even in its infancy. On a side-note, the photo galleries aren't mere counterparts to the videos. Often times you'll find content listed under them that cannot be found in the videos, and vice versa. The glory-hole shoot is an perfect example of this.

The scenes here aren't big on intricate plots, dialogue, or any of that silly foreplay. Hell, most scenes, even the longer ones, open up a bang. On the last I watched, in fact, the first frame was of a large black man shoving his thick tongue up her pussy. That's another thing, she's not afraid to take it all. In fact, I suspect she's a size queen. I remember one I watched a few hours ago as if it were yesterday. A large, muscular gentleman with a freakishly large member really gave it his all. He arched his book high, thrusting as deep as possible, using all of his body weight and his pull on the bed-post to really get her deeper than ever, forever leaving his imprint, and probably a chunky, yellow load of man milk, too.

In this respect, I found the site quite refreshing. When more and more single-model establishments are playing it safer by the day, you can't help but yearn for a gal with the heart of a whore. Nor can you help but admire her for sharing the wealth with all us horny bastards. And why not? It is, after all, what most of us want. So, expect to see her in lots of threesomes, indulging in both sexes, and getting plenty of natural lubricant slathered across that pretty little face of hers.

The design for the outside pages, both video and photo gallery, are pretty similar. With both you get a title, brief cast list, and a few telling shots. The only glaring difference between the two would be that the video pages tell a running time whilst the galleries tell an image count, obviously. If anything bothered me, it'd be the lack of a real synopsis for any of these scenes/sets. Then again, the titles are pretty self-explanatory and, as I mentioned earlier, plot isn't a major concern here. They just get down to the nitty gritty.

Aside from the meager content count, my biggest problem with be with how the videos are represented. Clicking a thumbnail brings you to a page with an, admittedly, nice embedded video player. The only problem is, there's not much else. Certainly nothing in the way of direct-download options. Instead, the average user is left with only the ability to stream the files via the site. The videos were all in the MPEG-4 format, with a decent sized resolution and good encoding. Either way, I think the addition of some multi-bandwidth, perhaps even multi-format, files that can be actually be downloaded would help us this site tremendously. On a more positive note, the scenes are well lit and shot, and contrary to what I said earlier, they do delve into quite a few cute little storylines. But it goes without saying, hot sex is always the focus.

The photo galleries galleries, much like the videos, could have done with more options. First off, the default image isn't all that big. I'm not saying it's tiny or anything, but it's more akin to the "medium" sized files you might see at other sites. This frustrates me, more than anything, because they've managed to get some gorgeous shots of this babe in action. The interesting choices in color, camera angle, and sometimes bizarre sets, all combined for some interesting galleries. But as I said, the lack of multiple, or even high-res, photos combined with no option download full galleries is a real bummer. Then again, they did include a nifty little slide-show. I just wish it wasn't default.

There's really not much in the way of "bonus" material. But you do get access to Contessa's blog. Which, as I mentioned earlier, can only be accessed via the tour. I'm happy to report that it's quite regularly updated, and does a good job of showing off her wacky lifestyle. Just don't go expecting long, candid postings from our girl. She seems to like to express herself more in the form though visual mediums. The latest entries were actually videoblogs, and believe you me, they're not work safe. Other than that, we'll just have to count down the days until the live cam shows start up, which rumor has it, is just around the corner.


If you're tired of solo sites with generic, blonde models who'd rather run around in skimpy outfits and giving you the occasional glimpse of their twat, then I think this site is shaping up the ideal alternative. Not only is Contessa an exotic beauty, she's also willing to get down and dirty. Thus far, the entirety of the archive is heavily leaning in the hardcore direction. And I must say, they do it well. Unfortunately, with so little content to offer and no bonuses in sight, makes Sexy Contessa a hard sale at the moment. However, the cut-rate membership fee may make it worth it. Especially if they can crank out similar material on a regular basis.
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