Sexy Vanessa is a busty, redheaded MILF who puts her years of experience in the bedroom to perfect use: bringing men and women alike to powerful orgasms for our viewing pleasure. And who better to do so than a woman that loves indulging in all the major fetishes and "alternative" lifestyles? The tour page promises high-definition video, regular updates, and access to large, continually growing network of utterly filthy bonus sites inhabited damn near exclusively by some of "the world's top porn stars." Where do I signup again?
I was quite pleased with the video quality here. Even the earliest of the 160 are available in 720p high-definition. The latest files are available in a fantastic looking 1080p MPEG-4 option, too. Admittedly, the Windows Media files(even the newest ones) are quite grainy, but their dramatically smaller file size is great for those with slow connections who need to download in a hurry. If, on the other hand, your connection is fast, then you should get a real kick out of these 5 meg-per-second download speeds.
What's more, the average episode around here runs near a half hour in length, which beats the hell out of most single model site running times. And while they are sometimes a bit "roughly" shot, there is no denying that these elaborate sets and props are impressive.
The photo galleries, on the other hand, weren't quite so impressive. While 202 photo sets is certainly an impressive number, I was letdown by the fact that they don't offer multiple resolution sizes or even the option to download full sets. Also, gallery counts can be a bit on the inconsistent side. While most hold over 100 images, it's not uncommon to see galleries with as few as 30-40. Hell, I even recall seeing one with only 14.
And speaking of inconsistent, if this site has one major flaw, it's its update schedule. Usually you can expect two new updates on the video and photo gallery sections each month. And that is how it's been for most of 2016 — with the exception of July and May. Going back farther in the archive, however, reveals a disturbing pattern. For instances, in 2015 there were no updates whatsoever in September, June, February, or January. Three months were skipped in 2014 as well.
In fact, these hiatuses seem to have started in 2014. Before then, you would rarely have to wait more than a few weeks for a new update. I'm not sure what caused Vanessa to slow down, but I hope that she figures it out and gets back to her old ways. Until then, I suppose members will just have be satisfied with the fact that she continues producing new updates at all.
Well, that's not entirely true, is it? Because if you're a fan of Vanessa, it wouldn't be a stretch to assume that you are a fan of porn stars in general. And
Pornstar Platinum certainly has no shortage of those — not to mention busty MILFs, either. Your membership currently affords you access to the entire network, which houses 40 sites. And more are being added regularly.
As much as I enjoy Vanessa's accent and seeming willingness to try, well, just about any major fetish you can imagine, I'm not sure that is enough for me to overlook her site's lackluster and highly inconsistent update schedule. That having been said, I still don't think you should write
Sexy Vanessa off completely. The content it does have is all hot and in high-definition, and even if there isn't as much of as I'd like, I think that is more than made up for that bonus access to the
Pornstar Platinum network, which houses plenty of other sexy MILFs who are more than willing to keep you entertained in those sometimes long waits between updates.
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