Small Dick Magazine

When this site came to me, I was initially confused: a site about small dicks? What’s the point in that? Well, there are plenty of big cock sites out there, and I guess someone needs to represent for the average or below average sized man.

The most recent additions to the site can be found in the “What’s New” section. The site doesn’t seem to follow a strict update schedule, but generally seems to add new content at about 7 day intervals.

Small Dick Magazine has recently opened a museum. The first feature is a three-part exhibition that celebrates “Small Dick Throughout the Ages”. The first part of the series is called “Statues of the Ancients”. This area features photos of statues and paintings where the male subjects have small dicks. You’ll recognize many of the photos as Renaissance-era art featuring characters from ancient Greek history and mythology. These include Michelangelo’s painting of the Sistine Chapel where one section features Adam naked and baring his small penis as well as his sculpture of the famously under-endowed David. Upcoming parts of the exhibition will feature photos from the “Physique Magazine Era” and “Modern Man” era.

The Centerfold section features several photo collections that explore different types of men. The current galleries include “Very Hairy vs. Very Smooth” men, small dick photo comparisons, and men in uniform. The photos are automatically set for you to view as a slide show (you can also view them in a regular thumbnailed photo gallery). You can choose to speed up or slow down the interval at which they scroll by or even completely stop the slide show to linger over a particular photo that catches your eye. The vast majority of the photos are softcore nudes, but occasionally you’ll find a few man-on-man blowjob or hardcore photos. Unfortunately, none of the photos can be saved to your hard drive by right-clicking and choosing “Save As”. There is, however, a “Postcards” section where you can choose a photo and send it to a friend or lover via e-mail.

The photos in the Centerfolds features are presented at half size. In order to view the larger size pics, you have to go to the “Updates” section where the full-size pics can be found. I found this extremely irritating. If I’m browsing through a photo gallery, I want to be able to click the photo and see the full-size pic, not go to a separate section and hunt for the particular update. Furthermore, in the Centerfolds area, the small dick blowjob photos had the most explicit parts of the photo blurred out. What’s that about? Just like the full-size pics, the uncensored version of the photos can only be found in the “Updates” area. Needless to say, the layout and navigation of the site definitely leaves a lot to be desired.

This site allows members to post pictures of themselves along with a profile. In my opinion, this is the best part of the site. You can show off your cock (no matter what the size) and contact members whose profile and interests seem to fit yours. The wide variety of members allows you to see the different look of dicks from around the world. They’re all here — long and thin, short and squat, circumcised and uncircumcised.

You can tell that the webmaster of this site is a true connoisseur of small dicks. His name is “Menz”, and he really seems to love small dicks, especially comparison shots where the size is compared to an object or where two men compare penis-to-penis. You can tell in his choices of photos and Centerfold features that he really has a love affair with the male body. Not one to be shy, Menz often shares photos and videos of himself. Some of his personal photos go back as far as 1997. These older photos are mostly webcam shots, and aren’t great quality, but give you a great sense of where the ideas for Small Dick Magazine developed. As the years go by, you can see his foray into digital photography with several different cameras. He is very involved with the site, doing everything from the design and programming to getting in front of the camera for photos and the older webcam shows. This site is a true labor of love for him and you really get a very personal touch that you don’t get at a lot of other sites.

While the site seems to focus on photo content, there is also a small video section. The videos are divided into two sections — videos that feature the site’s webmaster and those submitted by members. Member videos come in a variety of formats (avi, rm, wmv, and mov) and can be viewed by downloading and opening the .zip file that each movie comes in. The videos aren’t very long. Some are as short as 15 seconds, while others run up to 4 minutes. They are truly amateur in nature, but give you a glimpse at real cocks from real amateur guys who are members of this community. The videos from Menz, the site owner, are a little more professional-looking. They are all in a more consistent wmv (Windows Media Player) format. These videos are also longer, ranging from short one minute clips to those that run over 25 minutes long. So far, there are no hardcore videos, they all feature one guy jerking or just showing off.