Stud Toons

O.k., so I am already slightly confused and I’ve only just got in. I was expecting Toons to be the feature here but instead I’ve got a list of ‘Members’ Choice’ and top of that list is a feed site called ‘masked TV’ – no toons. I have a guy of the week and he’s real not drawn, I have an interesting looking featured movie of the week featuring two real guys, a featured gallery of some stud (flesh and blood), I have access to some reality content – thanks very much but I’m here for the toons, there’s a list of new galleries – people again – and what’s this? Right at the bottom there’s a link to something called ‘Satisfaction Guaranteed’, well I hope so as so far I’m not that impressed with this site, mainly because I don’t yet have a clue what’s going on.

So, I’m now checking out the Stud Toons menu on the top left as that has familiar words like Gallery and Videos on it. And yippee! I’ve found some toons at last. (Why can’t there be a text on the home page saying ‘for toons click here’?) There are 22 galleries here with around 50 toons in each and here’s a run down of what they contain: Computer generated studs working out, a varied mixture of spindly boys with weird coloured hair making out in all manner of situations, more realistic drawings of boys and men having sex with their oddly enlarged cocks, some genuinely erotic fantasy images, some more simple and cartoon like drawings of gay sex and naked guys and more mixtures of fantasy, erotic and hard-core depictions. And er… that’s it?

Well kind of. When I enter my review stats for this site and put down the number of videos I can’t really put any as this site is basically a collection of feeds from other sites that’s arranged for your like an emporium of gay sex. And you know how I disagree with these kinds of sites because they tend not to keep to their promises. I was told I would find thousands of toons, well I’ve got just over 1,000 so I suppose they can get away with that. But the tour made me think there would be flash animations and if there are they’re not very easy to find. Unless you count the games I guess. There are 15 games here and they use Flash to move their pieces around as you make up images like a jig-saw, or fire at things. Hmm.

Over on the videos page I found around 50 video feeds, thing like Boys in briefs, Anal Ninjas and Boys casting. Again these are real-people videos and not cartoons, which is what the tour was selling me. The closest I came here to getting what I was expecting was Hot Rod which is a week by week illustrated story in comic strip style. The Photo Albums area had 17 more feed sites that contained images, one of which was the toon gallery I’d already seen and there were no more cartoons in the stories department either.

So, you can probably tell I’m feeling a bit let down by Stud Toons. As far as I can see there is just that one set of galleries and the one illustrated story, I’m sorry if I missed anything but it’s not made very clear as to where the thousands of images and flash animations are. You’ve got games but these are games that appear on hundreds of feed sites. The site itself is designed in a comic cartoon sort of way but that doesn’t make up for the lack of content and there’s nothing original here.

Just to make sure, I’ve gone back to the main page (click the top banner – it took me a while to figure that one out!) and I am having another look at what’s on offer. Yes I can access those reality sites but I’m looking for comic material. Thankfully there is ‘Satisfaction Guaranteed’, which is a science fiction fantasy story that does have one great drawing per page, but that’s it.