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Teenie HDV

Wicked young teens get down and dirty, in vivid HD-Quality. Be careful visiing this one, you might find your daughter.
Site type: Pay site, category: Teens, Video
Complete review published on 01.20.2014
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Teenie HDV looks like a site to be reckoned with. As the name suggests, they specialise in providing high definition video scenes featuring teen starlets, from the undiscovered, to those with an already burgeoning fan-base. The site promises daily updates with hundreds of different porn stars, videos available in a range of qualities and formats, super fast streaming and mobile features to boot. The first images you'll see would also suggest a heavy emphasis on anal play, which to me, makes this all the more an intriguing prospect.

[v]Content Amount(4)Last updated on December 13, 2014.

Over 231 videos about 25 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
MP4 (5203kb/s, 5690x940)
MP4 (8347kb/s, 1280x720)
MP4 (18kb/s, 1920x1080)
iPod/PSP (2927kb/s, 480x272)
Flash (1280x720)
Over 231 galleries about 150 pictures each
+ Fullscreen pictures, Zip archives
3rd Party Feeds, Bonus Sites, Model Index, Live Chat

[v]PricesLast updated on December 13, 2014.

$2.95 4.95 / two days (recurring)
$29.95 39.95 / one month (recurring)
$69.95 89.95 / six months (non-recurring)
Billing: Epoch
Terms: May cancel anytime before rebill date
Payment options: Credit Cards

[v]Sample Videos

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All 13 videos from Teenie HDV  


I can always spot the high-quality sites, as opposed to the ham-and-eggers who often fool the less experienced, just by a quick glance at the members area. The design here is simple, elegant. The black background and white text is easy on the eyes. Atop the page you'll find a menu, with a row of buttons: Home, Scenes, Models, Live Shows, Extras.

Directly below you'll find a clip of one of the most recent scenes, a truly boner-inspiring yarn entitled "Smokin' Hot Latinas," which can be viewed via an embedded flash player with an incredibly large screen. That's just over ten minutes of of intense lesbian action, featuring two sultry Latinas with a talent for eating pussy.

Teen HDV is merely a subdivision of larger network known as Premium HDV. Teen is just one of the many niches covered, one of seventeen in total. Everything is covered, from blow jobs and P.O.V. to interracial anal and lesbians with terrifyingly large dildos. What's more, your membership affords you access to each and every one of them. There are already over 500 premium videos in total.

The girls here are damn hot, though a lot of them are, admittedly, have the "porn star" look, a few even looking like they were long past their teen years. None are too flakey, though. There's a model index, and they can be viewed in alphabetical order. There are 413 of them in total. I was a bit let down to find that the models page contained no bio, vital statistics, or extar photos. It simply tells which niches she's involved in and gives links to scenes she is featured in.

So far the site has managed to upload 231 videos in total, all of which are available in a variety of multi-bandwidth options. The streaming videos, which load automatically courtesy of a embedded flash player that has one of the biggest screens I've ever seen, with your choice of either high or medium quality, both of which are really quality of the highest calibre. Direct downloads come in HD-quality MPEG-4 files, with three different resolutions and bit rates. File sizes range from as low as 800 megabytes, to as high as two gigs. There's also an i-Phone/i-POD friendly format. All in all, play-back quality is great, and I was pleased to find the scenes had a half-hour running time, as opposed to the 10-minute and below clips that are becoming the current standard.

I'd say whilst one on one hetero scenes make up about 70% of the content, there's also a substantial number of pure lesbian and 3 way videos to feast upon too. The scenes are shot well and usually have imaginative plot lines too, which is always good for the hardcore porn abuser. Case in point, one Christmas themed scene I watched opens with a girl saying: "And now, Tyler and Tiffany in a story about an elf who's done way too many steroids." The scene features 2 girls making out before a musclebound freak jumps into the room wearing nothing but a pair of green tights. Nice to see they have a sense of humour, too.

Strangely, there are no traditional photo galleries at Teenie-HDV. Sets can be downloaded, consisting of usually around one-hundred images, compressed in a ZIP file. With no instant access and only one, postage-stamp-sized thumbnail to go by, downloading a gallery is practically a roll of the dice. On the bright side, the pictures are well shot, and clear and crisp with vibrant colors. They also have a nice resolution size, over 2000 pixels in width.

As far as bonus sites are concerned, listed under the "Extras" there's a bonus sites section. Unfortunately, only one of them, HDV-Mobile, is free. The rest are links for membership with discounts of up to 33%. This was definitely a bit wounding, however, I'm happy to report there are 27 extra, exclusive-content videos. Why they're relegated to the "Extras" section, though, is another question. Oh, there's also a link to a 3rd Party Cams site, camshdv.com, but without gaining membership and paying a fee, it's, at best, no more than a cock tease.


Though they do get quite imaginative sometimes, the majority of Teenie-HDV's content is standard fair as far hardcore is concerned. However, scenes are well shot and lit, using fairly high-quality models and, often humorous scenarios. The content count is currently pretty low, but I think the access to all the additional HDV sites, over five-hundred videos in total, more than fills the gap left by the mediocre content count. Plus, it's comforting to know the site only just launched in early 2010, and with bi-monthly updates, their numbers are pretty good. Give them another year, and they'll be overflowing with videos and pictures.
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