This Wife

With a name like This Wife, I went in expecting scenes where housewives were seduced by hunky Lotharios. So, imagine my surprise when I was greeted by a membership area filled with videos that, more often than not, were anything but.

For instance, their most recent update starts out with a leather-clad, seemingly mentally ill man drunkenly pacing around a junkyard, grunting like some sort of B movie horror reject. Eventually he spots his prey — a leather-clad brunette with a rockin' bod who just happens to already be handcuffed — and forces her to suck and fuck him.

Another recent update shows a nurse sneaking into bed with some fella, waking him, and forcing him to eat her pussy. I mean, she could be his wife, but it's not clear. It's like for damn near all of their episodes. They span so many different niches and kinks that I couldn't even begin to list them all. In fact, the only common thread seems to be MILFs. Which, I suppose, is where the whole "wife" angle comes in.

Just to give you an idea of what niches await you, I have personally witnessed cos-play, light bondage, public nuditiy and general exhibitionism, latex and leather, MMF threesomes and orgies, and enough breathtaking outdoor footage to make a goddamn nature documentary.

Also, the scenes themselves are actually quite well shot, featuring good lighting, multiple camera angles and seamless editing — not to mention liberal doses of porno muzak. They have substantial running times, too, ranging from 15 minutes all the way up to a half hour. My only complaint would be that the dialogue is usually in Russian, so the really talky scenes ended up being all greek to me.

Playback quality was actually quite decent, but I'm sorry to say that it isn't up to the standards of what most sites are offering in 2017. There wasn't a single high-definition video on the site. Instead, they serve up downloads for every single video in a lone SD format.

I can live with that, though. I mean, like I said, the playback quality wasn't exactly terrible. What I find much harder to overlook, however, is the fact that their archive does not seem to be growing. I visited this site about 3 months ago, and at the time it had the exact same number of scenes as it does now. This is particularly strange considering that, according to their timestamps, they updated a mere 3 days ago. After seeing that, I can come to only one conclusion: they are rotating content.

One other thing that irked me was the navigation. Personally, I like a minimalistic approach to layouts, but I think they took it too far. With no model index and only a few basic filters, it almost feels like there is no layout at all. Admittedly, the advanced search engine lists dozens upon dozens of niches, which is actually necessary considering how diverse this archive is. The only problem is most of the niche tags turn up zero results. Even basic ones like "boob" and "close-ups . . . ."

But despite all of that, it still may be worth joining this site if, for no other reason, than the bonus access to the Extreme Movie Network. You'll get access to over 80 other wacky sites, many of which having their fair own share of MILFs.