Site Rating (3.8)
2 Girls Please
This site doesn't just provide FFM threesomes; it provides a wealth of delightfully naughty fantasies. And why not? You might as well go all out.
Complete review published on 03.10.2019
2 Girls Please is a site that is close to my heart. I mean, what guy hasn't fantasized about having two women at once? And if the tour page is even a remotely accurate representation of what awaits us inside, that is precisely what we're going to get — albeit vicariously. But they go one better, offering bonus access to a full network, too. Not bad for $29.95 a month, eh?
Over 87 videos about 25 minutes each (download and stream)
DRM: No restrictions
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
MP4 (11000kb/s, 1920x1080)
MP4 (4000kb/s, 1280x720)
MP4 (900kb/s, 640x360)
WebM (1200kb/s, 640x360)
Bonus Sites, Model Index
[v]PricesLast updated on March 10, 2019.
$29.95 / one month (recurring)
$39.95 / one month (non-recurring)
$99.95 / one year (non-recurring)
I'll never forget the wise words uttered by Lawrence in the motion picture Office Space. When asked what he'd do if he had a million dollars, he answered simply, "Two chicks at the same time, man." Of course, it's debatable whether or not you'd need a million dollars to achieve this fantasy. What I can absolutely guarantee, however, is that you only need $29.95 live it vicariously through dozens of well-hung porno stars.
Also, unlike a lot of other sites on this network, the scenes at 2 Girls Please often seem to adopt the style of classic porn films, complete with silly dialogue and wacky narratives. I consider this a major plus, as it ensures all sorts of fantasies are satisfied. School-girls are taken of advantage of by naughty teachers; rich men talk their wives into three-ways with their maids; kinky couples live out their dreams of dominating neighbors. There were even a few scenes that entered the realm of avant garde. All in all, a very well rounded collection.
Admittedly, sorting through them all was a pain due to the site's lack of even the most basic of browse-tools. I, nevertheless, somehow persevered. And the wild content I indulged was well worth the effort.
Like many other sites on the Fuxers Network, running times here were all over the place. Some scenes didn't even reach the 15-minute mark, whilst others ran closer to an hour. Due to the aforementioned lack of browse-tools, there is really no way of telling until you have already clicked the play button. One area this site has over many of the others, however, is consistent shooting style and production values. Again, since these scenes take the more classic porn route, you can expect multi-camera shoots, music, and an array of interesting backdrops.
But unlike those porno films of the past, these scenes have the added benefit of often incorporating relative unknowns. Yes, I recognized more than a few seasoned stars, but I felt they balanced them out nicely with amateurs and up-and-comers, which should give this material a much broader appeal.
One thing that has remained wholly consistent since the site's launch over 3 years ago is its viewing options. Each episode can be downloaded or streamed in resolutions ranging from 1080p to 360p. Most of them are limited to the MPEG-4 format, but one of the 360p options is available for download in WebM. Oh, and speaking of downloads, you can expect a transfer rate of somewhere between 1.5 and 2 megs-per-second most of the time. Not exactly lightning fast, I know, but it gets the job.
I suppose this site's only major problem is its absurdly minimalistic layout. Other than a couple of content filters and a model index that is damn near useless, members are on their own when it comes to sorting this virtual treasure trove of FFM content. You would think on a network of this size, they would throw in a few more browse-tools, right?
Also, it is with great sadness that I report some of these scenes do not seem to fall in line with the site's premise, and a few have even gotten it entirely backwards. Take, for example, a recent update entitled Fucking Friend's Little Sister. Instead of two chicks, we get two hairy men sharing a svelte young blonde. I suppose if we take the site's title literally, we can let this slide. I mean, it's not called Two Girls Guaranteed. Although, I somehow doubt that answer will satisfy paying members.
Of course, that is all easy enough to forget once you are enjoying the 13 bonus sites included with your membership. I highly recommend Teens Like Older Guys. Very hot.
At first blush, 2 Girls Please might just seem like a place to enjoy FFM threesomes, and that alone is plenty enough if you ask me. It has a bonus, however, one not spoken of on its tour page. You see, in addition to FFM threesomes, it houses loads of interracial content. Yep, just under a quarter of these scenes feature big black dicks, and there were more scenes than I could count that fell under the general interracial umbrella thanks to the lovely Latinas and adorable Asians involved. Oh, and in addition to that crossover appeal, membership has the added benefit of 13 bonus sites courtesy of the Fuxers Network. Add all that up, and you've got yourself more than enough awesomeness to make up for the lack of browse-tools or 100% exclusive content.
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