Alp Girls

You shouldn't have any trouble finding your way around this site. The main menu is one of those fancy, animated java deals. You have each section of the site, represented by a small image — e.g., the pictures section is a camera — around a big revolving wheel. Hover your mouse over an option and it'll come to the fore and the porn wheel spins around a little more! Interestingly enough, this is all set against the backdrop of a 70s woodgrain paneling. The only hint of the lush meadows and serene landscapes, in fact, is the border of the page. Honestly, I'm a little confused by their choices in decor, yet oddly drawn to them at the same time. Why does this make sense to me?

The basic premise and fantasy behind Alp Girls is solid, if not actually quite appealing. If there was a secret hidden community of hundreds of beautiful, healthy, alpine women, which by some foul stroke of luck had been deprived of cock for all their lives, then they'd probably resort to a life of unrestrained lesbian activities.

The absence of cock isn't a major fault then, but I do believe the execution of the content is lacking a little in imagination. Many of the scenes simply involve cute girls in traditional alpine attire, flaunting their bodies for the camera and then masturbating a little. Some of the lesbian scenes were simply a couple of short minutes of big busted girls bouncing their respective tits against each other. It's all good I suppose I just hoped for a little more. What about story lines? If we are truly to jump into this fantasy world then I think the porn stars must act it out for us!

There are 108 videos so far in the archives. One thing that I noticed right off the bat was, there's no dates listed on the videos. This is a little disconcerting, because it leaves me with virtually zero idea of how often they update. On the brightside, they've included a number of options for viewing them. It's not the best I've seen, however, perhaps even a bit outdated. For starters, it's really lacking in options. One thing that particularly annoyed me was that it wouldn't let me fast-forward in a video until it had fully loaded up to that point.

Of course, you can also download them directly to your computer, with two different formats to choose from: Regular(Windows Media) and 3PG(MPEG-4). I was a little disappointed with the Windows Media files. The quality was so/so, but with a resolution barely bigger than your average postage-stamp, does it really matter? The MPEG files aren't much better, sharing the same resolution and only marginal jumps in quality. For a site with such gorgeous models and elaborate costumes, you'd think they could do a little better. These babes certainly deserve it. Even the flash files look better by comparison.

There are currently 166 picture galleries, containing an average of 150 images each. Unlike their video counterparts, the galleries are labeled with timestamps. From this I was able to surmise that they update an average of one-to-two times per week. Not bad. And while the galleries aren't loaded with extras, the images actually look rather good, with a presentable resolution(pixel width of 1000) and wonderful lighting and clarity. I found a number of keepers for my collection. The women they've chosen look absolutely stunning in their cute little costumes. As I mentioned, there aren't tons of options here. You can't really change resolution size or view them in a slideshow. They have, however, given users the choice of downloading full sets compressed in a ZIP file, which is always handy.

As far as bonus content is concerned, your membership entitles to over 200 bonus video and picture galleries. The content is a mixture of material from other sites, and there are promotional banners and links displayed throughout, but it's free material nonetheless.