Site Rating (3.7)
Deep within the verdant mountains of the Alps, clog laden nympomanics wait to ravage unsuspecting tourists.
Complete review published on 06.29.2016
Somewhere in the lush, verdant mountains of the Alps there are hidden communities of beautiful, sex crazed women. At least that's what Alp Girls will have you believe - and who am I to doubt the factual validity of such a reputable website? As well seeing some gorgeous girls clad in traditional alp-dwelling attire, the tour page emphasises the naturalness of these girls who live off the fruit of the land. They also promise lesbian action, masturbation scenes, exclusive models and hardcore action.
[v]Content Amount(4)Last updated on February 22, 2018.
Over 108 videos about 12 minutes each
+ Full Movies, Multi-Bandwidth
WMV (530kb/s, 320x240)
MP4 (560kb/s, 32x240)
Over 166 galleries about 150 pictures each
+ Zip archives
[v]PricesLast updated on February 22, 2018.
$29.95 / one month (recurring)
$99.95 / five months (non-recurring)
You shouldn't have any trouble finding your way around this site. The main menu is one of those fancy, animated java deals. You have each section of the site, represented by a small image — e.g., the pictures section is a camera — around a big revolving wheel. Hover your mouse over an option and it'll come to the fore and the porn wheel spins around a little more! Interestingly enough, this is all set against the backdrop of a 70s woodgrain paneling. The only hint of the lush meadows and serene landscapes, in fact, is the border of the page. Honestly, I'm a little confused by their choices in decor, yet oddly drawn to them at the same time. Why does this make sense to me?
The basic premise and fantasy behind Alp Girls is solid, if not actually quite appealing. If there was a secret hidden community of hundreds of beautiful, healthy, alpine women, which by some foul stroke of luck had been deprived of cock for all their lives, then they'd probably resort to a life of unrestrained lesbian activities.
The absence of cock isn't a major fault then, but I do believe the execution of the content is lacking a little in imagination. Many of the scenes simply involve cute girls in traditional alpine attire, flaunting their bodies for the camera and then masturbating a little. Some of the lesbian scenes were simply a couple of short minutes of big busted girls bouncing their respective tits against each other. It's all good I suppose I just hoped for a little more. What about story lines? If we are truly to jump into this fantasy world then I think the porn stars must act it out for us!
There are 108 videos so far in the archives. One thing that I noticed right off the bat was, there's no dates listed on the videos. This is a little disconcerting, because it leaves me with virtually zero idea of how often they update. On the brightside, they've included a number of options for viewing them. It's not the best I've seen, however, perhaps even a bit outdated. For starters, it's really lacking in options. One thing that particularly annoyed me was that it wouldn't let me fast-forward in a video until it had fully loaded up to that point.
Of course, you can also download them directly to your computer, with two different formats to choose from: Regular(Windows Media) and 3PG(MPEG-4). I was a little disappointed with the Windows Media files. The quality was so/so, but with a resolution barely bigger than your average postage-stamp, does it really matter? The MPEG files aren't much better, sharing the same resolution and only marginal jumps in quality. For a site with such gorgeous models and elaborate costumes, you'd think they could do a little better. These babes certainly deserve it. Even the flash files look better by comparison.
There are currently 166 picture galleries, containing an average of 150 images each. Unlike their video counterparts, the galleries are labeled with timestamps. From this I was able to surmise that they update an average of one-to-two times per week. Not bad. And while the galleries aren't loaded with extras, the images actually look rather good, with a presentable resolution(pixel width of 1000) and wonderful lighting and clarity. I found a number of keepers for my collection. The women they've chosen look absolutely stunning in their cute little costumes. As I mentioned, there aren't tons of options here. You can't really change resolution size or view them in a slideshow. They have, however, given users the choice of downloading full sets compressed in a ZIP file, which is always handy.
As far as bonus content is concerned, your membership entitles to over 200 bonus video and picture galleries. The content is a mixture of material from other sites, and there are promotional banners and links displayed throughout, but it's free material nonetheless.
Alp Girls is a cute little site with an interesting concept. While I certainly see promise here, I feel that the execution often times falls a little too flat for my tastes. Moreover, I think they should put more effort into their content. I can put up with a site not having all the fancy bells and whistles or the latest navigational gizmo. But when it comes to the quality of the videos and pictures, I just have to draw the line. The video quality was, in my opinion, too far below average to be acceptable. This is not only a disservice to whoever came up with the concept in the first place, but the beautiful models and everyone else on the staff, too. With work, this site could be great. As is, you'll probably want to pass.
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