Anal Queen Alysa

Once you've logged into Anal Queen Alysa, you're greeted with a page very reminiscent of a megasite, which is hardly surprising if you take into consideration that this is, after all, part of a large network. A fact demonstrated aptly by the side-bar, which, by the way, is a great addition because it gives quick-access to all of the additional twenty sites on the network. I spotted I might some interesting looking stuff, too; films with provocative titles like Cheating Wife Whores and Dirty Orientals. My kind of place! Getting back to the layout, I was a little miffed by the presence of some ads, albeit it tempting ones, placed in the middle of the page. Worse yet, they're put above the links to recent updates for this very site. To me, this just comes off as a little cheap and, frankly, a little disrespectful to an otherwise damn fine product.

When I was at the network portal, I noticed that in their recent site news, they were bragging about the addition of this site. Finding out they'd just recently launched had me a little nervous. That usually means there's not going to be much content, and that was the case here, I'm sad to say. So far, there are only 31 movies and photo galleries. And, oddly enough, they have a few updates that go as far back as 2009 .... I can only chalk this up to content produced before the sites initial release, or a very confused member of the staff.

Nevertheless, the material here is very, very hot. Whoever dubbed Alysa an anal queen was right on the money. The videos featured so far contained a wide array of girl-on-girl anal focused action. Multiple fingers, strap-ons — even double-sided dildos were thrown into the mix. So far there's only one scene with dudes involved, but it's very well done, and as an added bonus, it's also interracial. The Queen does a great job of playing a nurse, and sure as hell looks hot in the outfit. This is the scene from 2009 I was talking about, so that may be a clue as to why it doens't exactly mesh with the rest of the material. I mean, we go from hot lesbian rape scenes -- always fun, right? -- to straight up, regular double penetration. All in all, these scenes all have great production values and raunchy, freaky anal sex. It's just a shame there aren't more of them.

One great thing about each scene is, it comes with a very well written and descriptive play-by-play of the action. Let's face it, more often than not, we're left with vague descriptions that'd fit just about any old run-of-the-mill hardcore porn. Here, however, they paint a vivid, often hilarious, picture, giving you, the paying customer, a pretty damned good idea of what you're in store for before ever clicking a video link. This is aided greatly by additional video-related statistics, including a running time, cast-list, and a series of very telling thumbs. Another cool little thing they've added in is, if you hover your mouse over a thumbnail from a title, it'll pop up a little animated pop-up, containing shots of the casual build up, even a few of the more tawdry moments. Very telling.

Movies can be downloaded or streamed in a series of clips. Unfortunately, it seems if you want the full-length feature, you'll have to get your hands on some Credits and buy it. A real bummer, but on the bright side, the clips offered up are multi-bandwidth friendly, and many of them are High-Definition quality. For streaming alone you're offered a low, medium, and "Ultra-High-Quality" option. Downloads are pretty much the same, save for the addition of extra formats for the medium and ultra-high files. What can I say, resolutions were large, sound quality was spot on, and the play-back quality was phenominal. Not bad at all, if you don't mind clips, that is. Oh, one more thing about the videos: they download fast! The average speed here was 1.3 megs-per-second.

Each scene is accompanied by its own counterpart photo gallery. On average they contain an impressive 120 photographs. Resolution size and image quality is not an issue here. These photos look fan-fucking-tastic. Even the default, regular-sized images were above-par. The high-res images, on the other hand, were absolutely stellar, with vibrant colors, great scenery, and wonderful execution. There are some breath-taking shots used and abused, stretched out ass holes. The only thing I didn't like about these pictures was the watermark. It's not so bad, however, and even though it's static, it is placed in a way that it doesn't interfere with the goodies. Most of the time, anyway.