Bums Bus

The membership area is as simple as it gets. They throw all the content at you on one page, and supply 6 different filters(pornstar, niche, popularity, etc.) for you to sort the content with. So, with no navigational nonsense to hinder my journey, I went ahead and took a ride on the Bums Bus.

So, what happens on the bus, you ask? Well, first off, it's realy more of a van than a bus. Second, pretty much everything you probably already guessed. These guys cruise around until they find a suitably beautiful and naive young woman, talk her into getting in, and then the real fun begins.

The action varied quite a bit more than I had initially expected. You just never know who is going to be in the back seat of that van. Most often they will have a lone passenger — usually a muscular young stud — but it's not uncommon for two guys to be back there waiting to pounce on whatever broad is dumb enough to get in. They even occasionally supply a woman instead, making for some great lesbian scenes.

These videos are all really well shot and edited. On that note, there really is a surprising number of camera angles considering that most of this action takes place inside a moving vehicle. I also couldn't help but notice some clever usage of GoPros and helmet cams.

Of course, all the high-tech gear and professional crews in the world don't mean jack shit if playback quality is mediocre. Fortunately, that couldn't be further from the truth. Every scene can be downloaded in great looking 720p and 1080p high-definition. The download speeds are phenomenal, too. The slowest I've seen so far was just a shade under 6 megs-per-second.

Each scene is also accompanied by its own corresponding photo gallery. You can sometimes find some shots in these that weren't shown in the videos, including solo posing by the models, so they're certainly worth a look. I would also recommend that you just download the whole gallery in a ZIP, as these sometimes have higher-res imagery than what is offered on the site.

My only major complaint about this site would be that all of the content is in German, and there are no subtitles. This wouldn't be such a big deal if these episodes weren't so damn dialogue heavy. If it weren't for the synopsis given on the download page, I wouldn't have known what was going on in a lot of these. They really should consider adding subtitles, because it feels like a lot of the humor and even potential hotness of the situations is lost without the dialogue. I mean, maybe it's just me, but I always thought the girls being talked into "it" was one of the hottest things about this genre.

Your membership also includes access to several other bonus sites, including Quest for Orgasm and Bitches Abroad.