Busty Lover

I had no problems finding my way around the site, and I thought the layout fit their theme nicely. The membership area is a very clean white accented by the occasional bubblegum pink logo or title, bringing to mind a nipple front and center a pale mound. Speaking of logos, beneath its own Busty Lover refers to itself as a "premium busty site." I must confess, as I scroll through just a few pages of these archives, I see more wonderfully shaped, natural heavy tits than I have since my childhood during the 1980s. Whoever is in charge of scouting the talent around here deserves a raise, because I'm not even a breast man and yet I find myself in awe of this collection of marvelous mammaries.

And who knew breasts could be so damned interesting? There are so many different varieties and combinations of wonderful little attributes that not only keep things interesting, but sometimes even have the benefit of turning you on in new, delightfully unexpected ways. For instance, there was one gal with large tanned breasts with the tiniest nipples, like little bullseyes off-center in the middle of each dark brown mound. I don't know why, but I found this highly stimulating.

Now, on the flipside, a certain blonde bombshell who will remain nameless has nipples the size of dinner plates that look like lazy smudges across her milky white jugs. This, too, was oddly arousing. And don't even get me started on all the picture perfect breasts in the mix. To that end, you just have to hand it to them for getting so many stars. I spied Valentina Ricci, Olivia Austin, and Kyra Hot.

But despite the zaney hardcore antics, they still find time to live up to the lover part of their moniker, too — sometimes having to go great lengths to do so. For example, in a recent scene entitled A Robber's Surprise: Busty Blonde Banged By Burglar, a man breaks into a — surprise, surprise! — busty blonde's apartment, ties her up, and forces himself on her. All the while during this violent attack, mind you, he is softly caressing her and kissing her about the neck and cheeks. This obviously doesn't excuse his behavior, but it does add a touch of sensuality one might not expect from such a filthy site. I like it. Oh, and just in case you were wondering, he came all over her tits.

The camera operators and lighting crew deserve goddamn medals. I can't tell you how many beautiful shots of asses and pussies I've seen here, nevermind breasts. They seem to always be ready to capture that perfect angle, and if the position changes or the tempo becomes unsteady, you can bet your sweet ass they are ready to pounce on the latest and greatest view.

Every single scene can be downloaded in your choice of 4 different resolutions. All the files are in the MPEG-4 format, but they range in dimensions from 360p all the way up to 1080p. They even threw in a trailer. Which hardly seems necessary, come to think of it, seeing as how each scene has its own multi-paragraph synopsis breaking down the action in loving detail.

I suppose if this site has one weakness it would undoubtedly be its not so impressively sized archive. Don't get me wrong, there are 163 scenes here, which is certainly respectable, and it evens out to just over an average of 4 updates each month since the site's launch in March of 2017. Still, these aren't exactly the kind of numbers that set the world on fire, and I can see many overlooking the value here in the face of so many mega-sites and bonus deals out there. Don't let yourself be scared off, though. This is quality, niche content delivered at a healthy, steady pace. A true breast man could milk this site for years to come.

Other than that, I suppose the lack of photo galleries didn't thrill me too much. A few more browse-tools wouldn't hurt, either. All in all, though, there are really no significant flaws here.