Chaos Men

Chaos Men, formally ChaosinAustin.com, has the subtitle ‘disrupt your day’ and, sure enough, once you’re in the members area you won’t want to leave. The layout and design of the site is professional, clean and simple to use. The graphics are tasteful and the photography stylish and elegant. The members’ home page slips in with five main sections: videos, photos by Brian Ockert, bonus video feeds, men of Sean Cody.com and bonus photos. There is also a help section and the option to manage or cancel your membership.

Let’s start with the movies. There are currently around 2536 movies and each index page has links to download help and the free software you may need in order to view. You get the choice of solos, duos and trios in the line up with each model more sexy than the last. The movies are brilliantly shot, well made and HOT, filled with masses of hard-core sex action. But unless you have a really fast connection speed you’ll have to wait a long time to see some of them. The files I tried ranged from 68 mbs to over 200 mbs each (which would have taken around 6 hours on my connection) and there appeared to be no option to view shorter clips. Some Quicktime 7 versions were smaller files but still designed for state of the art connections I felt. Streaming the movies is another option.

Browse through the photo library though and you’re in for a real feast. Each model gets a write up and a gallery of around 70 images plus links to his other sets and videos. Each photoset comes with a slideshow option so you can sit back and view at your leisure, hands free. But it’s not just the quantity of guys that makes Chaos Men so worth the membership fee, it’s the quality. These colour and black and white images have been shot by someone who really knows their job. They range from romantic through erotic to downright cum-churning and yet maintain the highest standard of photography you’ll find on any website – or I’ll eat my own cock. (I wish!) This is tastefull eroticism at it’s best, with some hard-core ass banging and cock swallowing thrown in. (And loads more in the videos!)

The models are all in the 20s – 30s age range and there is someone to suit everyone. There’s the smooth chested guy next door jacking his cut cock at home; there’s Mr. average in looks but certainly not average down below with his 9 inch rod in hand; shaved guys, Latino and black guys, guys showing bubble butts you’ll want to dive into, redheads (a particular favourite of mine), cheeky studenty looking lads, the occasional furry cub and, in the duos sets, any combination of the above. And more.

As if all that wasn’t enough don’t forget your four bonus galleries and your 14 bonus feeds; Bare back, twinks, straight bait and military men to name but a few.

Phew! I told you there was a lot to take in at Chaos Men. But take it in you should.