Club Olivia

Having just entered her early 30s, Olivia Austin has had enough time on this earth to get mighty experienced in the bedroom, but not near enough to foul her looks. And that's a good thing for us, cause that means we can look forward to grade-A footage of this triple-D cup blonde bombshell in action.

Oh, and I should probably have mentioned that that aforementioned experience extends to both sexes . . . which means you're as likely to see a Kate Kennedy as you are a Derrick Pierce in one of these twisted little fantasy sessions. You'll occasionally see a threesome, too, and while I'm personally partial to those of the MMF variety, I must confess that Olivia does FFM and FFF to perfection.

She's also not afraid to get downright nasty, either. Asses are licked, balls are sucked, and you know those dicks are always going in raw. Fetishes, you say? She's been known to dabble, and has even thrown in a few cos-play scenes for the nerds. Hell, who doesn't want to watch Harley Quinn have group sex?

Olivia is just as comfortable taking center stage and busting out a solo, though, and she always looks so damn good doing it, too. She just has that special something extra that, for my money at least, is entirely necessary to succeed for those who have the gumption to figurehead their very own porno site. And that is why I think she is at least partially responsible for that touch of elegance I see in each and every episode. I know the director and crew are a big part of that magic, too, but no matter who is responsible, at the end of the day, I dig it; It gives the porn a quasi-softcore feel that, when coupled with the hardcore filth most scenes contain, makes for an interesting effect, to say the least.

Currently, every scene on the site can be downloaded in a variety of mpeg-4 formats, ranging from a lowly 540p SD all the way up to a 1080p HD. Download speeds were usually somewhere around 5-7 megs-per-second, so I think I would highly recommend you go ahead and grab the latter option.

One nice touch of transparency comes by way of the image counts that are so plainly posted on each set's teaser thumbnail, as well as a cast list and descriptive title. Now, if they had just included some dates as well, they would have a well informed membership indeed. In any event, there is still no denying that this is a lovely little collection of — unevenly sized though they may be — debauched picture galleries. The stills are crystal clear, and you can download any set you fancy in its entirety. I wouldn't have minded a few more resolution options, but if you're only going to go with one, I suppose it ought to be mammoth like the one they chose.

To be quite honest, I'd be pleased as punch were it not for two things. Firstly, this site doesn't have the most impressive numbers. 30 scenes and 25 sets aren't the sort of numbers that set the world on fire. Worse still, the only timestamps we ever see are on upcoming updates, making it difficult to pin down when this site started adding content. And unless one were to keep an eye on archive, it would be impossible to tell whether they were rotating content or not, either.

But all is not lost. Membership at Club Olivia comes with access to the Puba network, which just so happens to be home to over 70 sites, including a number of official homepages of porn's biggest stars — Sasha Grey, Taylor Vixen, and Summer Brielle, just to name a few . . . .