COOKING WITH PORN REVIEW

 
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Site Rating (4.5)
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Site Promises*****
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Cooking With Porn

Can't enjoy your masturbation without some fine hors d'oeuvres and a delicious main course? Well, believe it or not, there was a site created with you in mind.
Site type: Pay site, category: Video, Food Sex, Fetish
Complete review published on 02.19.2016
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[v]Intro promises(5)

Usually when I hear a site is combining food with sex, I can't help but conjure up generic imagery of whipped cream being licked off genitalia. Cooking With Porn takes a decidedly unique route, however, offering its members the chance to not only enjoy a whole heap of porno videos, but also tens of thousands of recipes for everything from home style chili to deliciously dirty martinis. Sounds strange, I know, but stranger pairings have triumphed before. So, if your ideal masturbation session ends with a gourmet meal, fresh out of the oven, then read on, my friend.

[v]Content Amount(5)

Videos:
Over 134800 videos about 8 minutes each (stream only)
DRM: No restrictions
Format:
MPEG-4 (1000kb/s, 640x480)
MPEG-4 (900kb/s, 480x368)
MPEG-4 (600kb/s, 480x272)
MPEG-4 (1200kb/s, 740x564)
Extra:
Blog

[v]PricesLast updated on August 12, 2018.

Billings: CCBill, Epoch
Payment options: Credit Cards

[v]Impression(4)


Once logged in, I couldn't help but marvel at how well put together the membership area was. Cooking With Porn's concept might seem "loose" at best, but that apparently doesn't seem to stop them from putting together a tightly woven, dare I say "complex" website. Indeed, in addition to a whopping 134800 porno videos and just over 45,000 recipes to accompany them, they've also decked out their website with a whole host of handy navigational tools — including 60 niche categories and a rather impressive search engine — and more than enough social media style extras to fit in with all those "hip" and "modern" sites.

What's more, I couldn't help but notice that, for a site that's entirely free to join, there's surprisingly few ads to be found around here. In fact, I've seen more ads adorning the pages of pay sites — ones who, I might add, charge a hefty fee for monthly membership.

Getting back to the content, though, it's worth mentioning that there really is something for everyone here. In my first view of the front page I eyed just under 50 videos, a mix of teen scenes, interracial facials, and painful anal. And after refreshing a few short hours later, the makeup of the page had changed dramatically, giving me a whole new lot of scrumptious perversities to choose from.

These frequent updates weren't a new thing, either. As it turns out, in just 8 short months this site has managed to get hold of an obscene amount of smut. Enough, in fact, for an output of just over 2,000 new scenes per week. More than enough to compete with many of the major "tube" sites out there.

And even if those numbers can't quite match the best of the best in free smut, they've got another trick up their sleeves: the culinary arts.

Yes, that's right: they really weren't kidding when they said they wanted to supply members with delicious home cooking to enjoy after they've finished "enjoying" their collection of adult videos. Hell, so far as I can tell, they're even more serious about the cuisine than they are about the smut. The videos only had 60 niche categories, while the recipes have 50 categories just for ingredients alone, and an additional 40 covering ethnic and regional styles — the bulk of which, I might add, have a whole host of sub-categories, too. And did I mention there's a measurement converter app, a nutrient chart, and a whole section of the site dedicated exclusively to reviewing these recipes?

The latter is important, too, because it just goes to show that these aren't seemingly random recipes tacked onto a collection of pornography as an afterthought — which I'll confess I, myself, feared when taking the site's tour. No, they're brave enough to let members give them the ultimate test, in h the kitchen, then lambast them on the site for all to see, if need be.

Speaking of which, during the process of writing this review I did something that I can honestly say I have never done as part of a review for any other porno site: I cooked a meal. Actually, I prepared several different dishes that can be found under the site's recipe index. None of which, though, that I enjoyed more than the simple but elegant Cowboy Smothered Steak posted by none other than the site's own "Head Chef."

My only minor complaint about this site would be that since it's in the style of a video "tube" site, scenes are streaming only. So, if you're in the habit of downloading scenes to your personal computer, this isn't the site for you.

Also, since these scenes seem to be a combination of user-submitted uploads and drops from various well known porno sites — often even directly from various free video sites such as PornHub and Redtube, complete with said site's trademarked embedded players — playback quality varies quite a bit from upload-to-upload. So, don't expect crystal clarity from every scene. That having been said, though, it's a delightful mix of debauchery which covers enough niches that it's sure to satisfy even the most unique of palates.

[v]Conclusion(4.5)

While Cooking With Porn, admittedly, has a strange concept, it delivers on all of its promises, providing members not only with a wealth of free pornography, but a treasure trove of genuinely delicious and fun recipes, too. Perhaps most of amazing of all, though, it does all of these things at absolutely no cost to the member — well, aside from having to endure a few banner ads here and there.
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