Cunt Munchers

I must say, I rather dig the layout of the members' area. Ordinarily, I see pink on a site and I think, "Oh, boy, I get it — they're girly!" Then I roll my eyes in disgust and light another cigarette. Here, however, I'm too mesmerized by the combination of nubile teens, half hidden by smartly played menus and tidbits of the latest site news. I grin as the teaser shots from the latest updates spring to life as I hover my mouse over them, and I even feel a tinge of nostalgia when noticing the pink lip and tongue logo. More importantly, though, the site's well put together, highly functional and — though perhaps a tad too minimalistic — is more user-friendly than mosts. But in all honesty, who the hell cares about layouts? As long as I can get the content — good content — I'm a happy camper. Well, I have good news for you. It would seem that the fine folks at the helm of this girl-on-girl paradise know a thing or two about the art of cunnilingus — and I don't just mean lighting and camerawork, either. They've picked babes with vaginas of all varietes — innies and outties and everything in between! — and put them together in, more often than not, situations that culminate in very warm, sensual "lovemaking." Now, don't get me wrong. You will find your occasional animalistic, no-holds-barred fuck-fest. But it seems here that, by and large, sensuality is the name of the game. But whether the sex is full of bites and scratches, or soft kisses on the thigh and whispers of "I love you," one thing is for certain: it's well lit, filmed and comes in an assortment of formats and resolution sizes. So, no matter what sort of connection you have, there's no reason you can't enjoy these fine, fine videos, and in a less than panic attack-inducing time, too.

I have two complaints about both of the above sections, though. Firstly, the videos do, as I just said, come in HD, which is great. Unfortunately, there's really no option for those on a super-slow connection. Also, with the streaming video, we're relegated to a single resolution, which seems odd considering how sleek and modern the embedded player looks. Granted, the default resolution is fine, and it doesn't even suffer from any annoying buffering hiccups. Downloads, on the other hand, can be quite slow — even on weekdays. Just an hour ago, I had a single mobile file downloading at a paltry 540 kbps. If this site has an Achilles' heel, it's their lack of content. The site's been operating for less than a year, but even though they've been cranking out updates at a break-neck pace, they're still far below what most of us horny bastards would need to survive. It's a real shame, too, because there's some great stuff here. Their video is a wonderful mixture of amateur, handheld work and crystal clear quality provided by HD Gear(sound problems aside), and their photos are glossy, magazine quality smut — truly boner-inspiring works of art. The only real thing I actually can fault them pertains to their photo galleries. They've included no easy way to download a full gallery. No ZIPs or PDFs or anything else. That's just cruel. Again, these are surprisingly professional, beautiful images of nubile flesh. And speaking of nubile young flesh -- where is their model index? Not paying tribute to these beauties is a travasty. They make it all up to, though. Membership includes 33 bonus sites, mostly single model oriented(though most seem to a seemingly unending supplies of girlfriends) with hosts ranging from teens like Miss Braces to could-have-been Soccer Moms like Candy Summers. They even sprinkled in a few niche sites for good measure — all teen oriented, of course. This should serve as a welcome distraction for most and, if all goes to plan, keep you them plenty occupied between those slight but unavoidable downtimes that come with a multiple weekly update schedule. I can dig it.