Fun Movies

I must say, I'm really digging the members' area. It feels like some strange alternate reality where Austria's lewdest porn has taken over. The red color scheme, the film strip logo, and the the National Enquirer-esque DVD covers all come together to make a surreal, somewhat retro looking page. However, unlike those nonexistent websites from the 1970s, this one actually has fairly modern navigation — well, at least modern enough that you won't have any problems finding your way around. The main menu, which sits atop the page, has all of the basics: Home, Scenes, Girls, DVDs, etc. And clicking the other menus, the ones neatly tucked in the top left-hand corner of the page, give you a glimpse of the more typical(though admittedly quite filthy) sites out there.

But I was here for checkout Fun Movies, and what better way to get a feel for a site than to see what kind of models it hires? Despite tour claims, I expected a bunch of blonde, statuesque women with names I wouldn't have a chance in hell of pronouncing. I was wrong. Well, at least about the tall blonde part. While they do have their fair share of amazons, there's also plenty of less than perfect brunettes. Indeed, they've done a fine job of livign up to their "real girl" claims. Less than perfect complexions, crooked teeth, and saggy breasts are common. Hell, I even noticed a few ladies in the mix who could easily pass for my own Grandmother. Suffice to say, folks, this is as real as it gets.

What type of action are these potential relatives of Arnold Schwarzenegger involved in, you ask? More than enough to put a damper on a Hollywood career, that's for sure. Just a quick glance at the sites scenes, of which there are 1014 altogether, lets me know this isn't your typical amateur site. I see teen girls eating 60-year-old women's pussies, grotesque facials, elaborate cos-play — hell, there's even one scene where a girl simulates bestiality with a stuffed tiger. You just never know!

As it turns out, what at first glance appears to be a random mishmash of debauchery is actually elaborated on, even carefully categorized, on a special section of the site called "Labels." Clicking the labels button took me to a page that explained their five unique sub-genres of smut. The first, which is labeled Österreich Privat, lets you see real women in their natural habitat, engaging in very natural looking sex. They describe this as their take on reality TV, and I can see why.

Now, I won't go in depth on the other 4 categories, but I will tell you this much: They've covered the rubber & latex fetish, couples(think swinger parties and first-time threesomes/cuckolding), BDSM/Femdom, and a schizophrenic dominatrix that they describe as part girl-next-door, part vampiric dominatrix. Pretty wild, eh? Better still, many of these "labels" have their own sub-categories, which, as you can imagine, makes for a whole world of variety.

Quality isn't a problem here, either. Scenes can be viewed or downloaded in four different resolutions, going all the way up to a dazzling 720p high-definition MPEG-4 file. The embedded player worked like a charm, with zero buffering hiccups. Similarly, direct downloads were pretty fast, clocking in at just under 1 megabyte-per-second. My only complaint would be that their "Full HD" scenes are labeled 1080p when, in fact, they're 720p. A little misleading, but not that big of a deal, I suppose.

Outside of that minor flaw, it sounds pretty perfect, right? Well, it's close. But, just like any other site, it has its share of flaws. The most notable of which would have to be the language barrier. Since I don't speak Viennese, I often found myself in the dark at what was going on. Especially in the scenes with a lot of dialogue and setup. Worse yet, all of the video descriptions are in Viennese, too, so I didn't have much hope of filling in the blanks.

I'm not sure why the couldn't make the site bilingual, as they did a pretty good job of mixing in English descriptions for their main niche categories. Also, they have done a few scenes in English as well, and they were absolutely top-notch. In fact, the Austrian accents lended a bit of creepiness to the scenes that, for me at least, made them all the more boner-inspiring. Sadly, though, the English scenes are few and far between, and aren't clearly labeled, either.

Also, none of these updates have timestamps, so it's near impossible to pin this site down to an accurate update schedule. What each episode does have, is a number of "likes" and "views." The latter is usually quite high, with many episodes surpassing 30k hits, so either this site is overflowing with traffic, or these scenes have been here for quite some time. The jury is still out on that one. The only thing that gives any hint is the date filter, which lets you organize scenes by "this month" and "this week." Clicking the latter revealed that there have, in fact, been three scenes in the last week. Whether or not this is typical, however, has yet to be determined.

Still photography buffs are also likely to be disappointed, as the "pictures" attached to each episode aren't much larger than your average thumbnail. In their defense, it's clear these were meant merely to serve as a preview of the episode, and so far as that goes, they do a fine job. Still, some high-res photos would have been nice. I'm sure they exist, too, because they're mentioned under the casting section of the site. Why they've not been provided on the site, however, is beyond me.