Fuxers Network

Upon arrival I allowed myself a moment to take in the pornographic landscape provided by Fuxers Network. There are 14 sites, covering at least as many niches and fetishes, with a whopping 1716 updates between them. With some sites updating multiple times per month, rarely a dry day goes by.

And that's another thing: when is the last time you saw a network composed of 14 sites, all of them were still adding updates? Well, that's exactly what's happening here. With the exception of They Love Anal, every site on the network has contributed at least one update in the last two weeks. Oh, and in defense of the anal department, they added a new update two weeks ago, so it's not as if they've gone inactive.

So, with all that in mind, imagine my surprise when I found myself navigating via a layout that could rightfully be considered a smidge minimalistic for a small niche operation, let alone a 14 site — and still growing — network. The only ways of filtering the content are by date, model, or rating. With scenes you have no information to go by other than a thumbnail and title, and you can forget about rating or commenting it. Despite all that, though, I managed to find way around easy enough. But will the same be able to be said once they reach 5,000 updates?

Just to give you a clearer picture, let's quickly go over a few numbers. My Lesbian Friend and Hood Fuckers have the most updates by far, tipping the scales at 291 and 251 videos respectively. Teens Like Older Guys comes in at a distant third with 131 updates, but Mom and Hot isn't far behind at 103 scenes. Most of the rest of the sites fall somewhere in the 40-80 updates range

I should also mention that the model index, which currently houses over 700 able-bodied hotties, is a delightful mix of amateurs, up-and-comers, and full-fledged porno stars. There are even some less conventional beauties in there. In addition to heavily pierced and tattooed babes, there were a few genuine GILFs, and even one lady who I swear must have weighed at least 400 pounds.

So far as the content goes, expect well action that may or may not incorporate plot or dialogue. The one near constant seems to be some combination of oral, penetration, and a good money shot for the climax. An old formula, but it's stood the test of time for a reason. My only gripe at all would be that those scenes that do stray out into fetish territory — and they do exist — are hard to find without filters or a search engine.

Despite the fact a number of these sites are nearly a decade old, video streaming and download options are completely uniform from site-to-site. You get four options and two formats, ranging from 360p WebM files to 1080p MPEG-4s. And since production values and shooting styles have been all over the place since the beginning, there's no real gap in quality between the oldest and newest updates. Pretty cool.

Honestly, as much as I enjoyed my time here, this network is not without its faults, not the least of which being its navigation scheme. I think they should consider adding more information to their model pages, and definitely throw in a some new browse-tools while they're at it. I can't say I'm a fan of having ads in your membership area, either.

Also, you may recall I mentioned earlier that, with the exception of one, every site on the network had updated at least once this month. As impressive as that is — and it honestly is quite rare — that's not to say that there aren't a few problem sites still in the mix. For instance, 1 Girl 2 Boys last updated at the tail-end of the previous month. On the surface, that doesn't seem so bad. Dig a little deeper, however, and you find that despite being around for over 3 years, the site has only managed to amass 11 scenes. Their schedule seems to be around 3 updates per year.

Step Family Sex is quite reliable in delivering raunchy incest content, but you'll have to wait a month between updates. Other than that, though, you can expect at least one update per month from each site, so these are minor complaints at best. Unless, of course, you signed up just for the step-family incest and FMM three-ways.