Hairy Pussy Cuties

Once logged in, I got that immediate, warm and fuzzy sensation that goes with knowing you're in good hands; the main page is immaculately organized, giving you quick access to all your standard menu items but also a series of all-around helpful links — everything from how-to guides to help you quickly get started to regularly updated site news and, perhaps most impressive of all, the recent announcement about schedule changes: It seems they've finally gotten their updates schedule down to a science here. You see, not content with the site's previous monthly schedule, they've upped their output and fine tuned it to exactly 1 new photo coming every 3 days, and 1 new video every 7. Which means the Hairy Pussy Cuties' already considerable archive is about to get one hell of a boost.

They actually got their start in early '08, and since then they have amassed an impressive 264 scenes and 667 photo sets, all featuring girls with traditional, shall we say, "European style" pubic hair. So, whether you're a fuzzy pussy fanatic, or just feeling nostalgic for the '70s, you're bound to fit in 'round these parts just fine. Even those who aren't bush purists will be able to appreciate this material, as it often delves into the arena of full-fledged hardcore. Full penetration shots, facials, and lesbian three-ways are not uncommon sights. And I have to admit, the idea of what three super fuzzy pussies all grouped to together must smell like sends a shiver down my spine. Yummy!

And in addition to sporting far more pubic hair than is fashionable in a day and age when it's shaved — or, if you're daring, just a hint of a landing strip — or nothing, the bulk of these ladies are European, gorgeous, and almost entirely unknown. Similarly, the scenes have a definite amateurish look to them. Admittedly, they do a nice job with multiple camera angles and musical scores, giving some scenes a near cinematic feel. But that creeping undercurrent of nervousness and raw sexual energy, that rough around the edges grittiness that only accompanies underground porn, is prevalent throughout these episodes. And if you ask me, that's a good thing.

On the other hand, I could have done without the amateur playback quality. I understand that when you have content going back nearly 5 years, there's going to be some less-than-stellar video quality. What I can't, for the life of me, understand, though, is why it's barely improved since 2008. Current scenes are served up in SD, with a 720 x 480 resolution and an average bitrate. And it shows. Most scenes are quite grainy, and, frankly, if they were much worse, they wouldn't be watchable. It really baffles me, too, because they've went through enough trouble to use multiple cameras, smooth editing transitions, and presumably buying the rights to or composing the music that goes along with these babies. So, really, it seems self defeating not to make sure all of that hard work isn't circumvented in the post-production process. Plus, with stellar digital cameras becoming cheaper and cheaper by the second, is there really any excuse not to upgrade your equipment?

The picture galleries were a bit better — well, at least in terms of clarity. You see, like their video brethren, they suffer from being offered in a lone, below average resolution size. Worse yet, there's no option to download these galleries in their entirety. Outside of some sort of download manager, you're totally out of luck on that front. It's a shame, too, because they've actually got quite a nice variety going on here. Currently galleries are split up ino four categories: Hardcore, Homemade, Matures, and Softcore. The homemade sets were really spectacular. It's a shame they aren't easier to download.

Another area where they really dropped the ball was neglecting to add a model index. As I've mentioned numerous times already in this review, they've got a wonderful collection of European models. A lot of these girls are total unknowns also, so it's not as if we can just Google them. And I don't know about you, but for me, a little backstory goes a long way.

It's also worth mentioning that some of these scenes aren't shot in English. Thankfully, most aren't dialogue heavy anyway, so it shouldn't be too much of an issue. Besides, it's a small price to pay for a surplus of harry poontang.

And you can always take it as some form of consolation that your membership gives you access to 7 bonus sites: Amazing Grannies, Home Made Junk, Mature Cutie, Real Mature Amateurs, Real Naturist, Vintage Cuties and Vintage Cuties Mobile. A few of the sites ended up merging, but either way, it's quite the collection.