HD Hentai Tube

I hate it when I login to a site and it's nothing like the tour page. All too often, I find myself going in expecting one thing only to find something else entirely. Fortuntaley, that's simply not the case here. Aside from a few minor cosmetic changes and the obvious addition of all those lovely perks of being a paying customer, the inside of the members area is practically identical to the tour. And while this "what you see is what you get" philosophy is certainly admirable, it is not without its flaws.

As you might have already guessed, the layout is pretty barebones. This wouldn't be a problem on a budding new site, but when you've got 1651 cartoons adding up to well over 10,000 hours of video footage, it's probably time to consider adding a few browse-tools. As is, we're thrown into a sea of delicious anime porn with nothing to navigate it other than 7 niche filters(Anal, Big tits, Bondage, Futanari, Group, Lesbian, Straight) and a very basic keyword search. To be fair, though, content can also be organized by date and popularity. However, the former feels a bit useless considering the fact that, so far as I can see, there are no time stamps listed on the site, whatsoever. So, on top of not having the smoothest browse experience in town, we also have no way of knowing how often, or even if, they update. At least not without time and observation. Bummer.

On the bright side, it does a good job of living up to its name, with a look very much reminiscent of the Youtube of old — or, at least, its evil little brother — and plenty of streaming and downloadable video to match. Hovering your mouse over a thumbnail gives you a series of stills from the scene, but that's about as telling as it gets. Once inside, you're own your own, with nothing to guide you other than a rating and number of views. Granted, a synopsis would have been nice, but I get the impression this is geared more toward at least semi-experienced fans of the anime and manga. Nevertheless, they do a good job of contuing the theme once inside, even branching out by allowing you to easily share scenes using e-mail or a list of over 300 forums, blogs, and social networking sites.

Most of the videos on HD Hentai Tube aren't actually offered in HD, in spite of the name and in spite of the tour promise of the "best hd anime porn in tube movies online." In all actuality, the biggest resolution available on the site is more in the neighborhood of 640 x 480. And that's not bad at all. But when you're promising high-definition video, you'd be best to follow through.

But one promise they did live up to, and perhaps the most important of all, is over 1,000 different Hentai titles. Better still, instead of giving us short clips that with atrocious subtitles, these videos are full length and dubbed in English. They've also treated us to a number of popular series and a wide variety of kinks — far more, in fact, than are listed in the niche filter. In my short stay at the site I've seen dozens of cartoon vixens with ample bosoms engaged in activities that I can assure you are in no shape or form fit for Saturday morning cartoons. Just off the top of my head, there were animated gangbangs, lesbian affairs, hardcore BDSM-inpsired M4M orgies, and even home invasion complete with a sadistic rape. Sufficed to say, this isn't your standard Anime.

One of the great things about cartoon porn is that, well, they can do things that real performers can't. The law, safety, even the laws of physics, don't matter here. So why limit yourself? Thankfully, they've taken full advantage. I don't know about you, but I've always wanted to see a girl get fucked by a monster. Some sites try doing this live-action style and it always ends up hokey. But here they pull off the Lovecraftian beasts with style. But maybe your tastes are more tame. If so, you'll enjoy the impossible positions and ridiculous action sequences provided in this content. I know I did.

As I said earlier, the embedded player is a lot like the older style Youtube player. Sadly, though, quality is sometimes similar to what was achieved by its less than stellar compression. This is not improved with the downloadable files which are, in fact, the same flash format as the streams. But to be fair, things have improved in that regard quite a bit since the earliest of the updates and, with any luck, we might actually get some full-on HD in the future. I'll keep my fingers crossed.

Currently there's nothing in the way of picture galleries at the moment, so if you're looking for Anime artwork to add to your gallery, you're probably going to want to pass this one up. On the other hand, if you're looking for a massive collection of Hentai vids, you could certainly do a lot worse.