Hot Bodybuilder Porn

The false stereotypes of bodybuilders being mere musclebound freaks incapable of intelligent thought or reason are once again shattered, this time by the sleek navigational and high functionality of a members page. Who'd a thunk it? The black and bronze color-scheme looks nice and it also seems oddly appropriate for reasons I can't quite put my finger on. Cosmetics aside, they've managed to pack a lot into one page in a reasonable enough fashion. There are two menus. The one at the top of the page can be used to organize the entire archive by date, rating, or number of views. There's also a nice little favorites button.

By default the middle of the page is filled out with all the recent updates, and, judging by the timestamps, they manage to pump out a new video each and every week. The other menu, which is situated on the left-hand side of the page, allows you to access content separated by media type, a model roster, other sites on the network, and loads of bonus material.

I also really dig that they give you a current count for all of the above. It's refreshing to see a site that's so up-front about their content count. Speaking of which, there are currently 113 movies and 80 photo sets. Keep in mind, while these numbers may sound a tad on the conservative side, the site didn't launch until mid-2009. Many sites start out by pumping out daily videos like mad, only to teeter off quickly into schedules that are abysmal. Personally, I prefer reliability, and if their track record is anything to go by that's an asset they have in spades.

While it's safe to say that each and every model on the site looks to be physically fit, they're certainly not all created equal. And perhaps that's for best, all things considered. Tastes, after all, do tend to vary wildly. What I can say, though, is that even the least impressive specimens on the site have those well-defined bodies most of us long for. Oh, and don't get me wrong — there are plenty of freaky builds 'round here. In fact, I saw a few babes that look like they more testosterone flowing through their veins than I ever did.

As far as the content itself goes, they make good usage of their diverse selection. More often than not, they'll pair the gigantic, bodybuilder types with those with a more traditional athletic build, creating a really nice contrast. I think they could have taken this a step further, however, by hiring some pudgy, pathetic looking weaklings to be humiliated by these iron-pumping Goddesses. In that regard, I think they really missed the mark. Nevertheless, they've done a great of capturing the essence of the muscle culture, with the action often taking place right in the gym. And by action I mean guy-on-girl, girl-on-girl, solo masturbation, and threesomes. You'll also see plenty of shots of these monsters all oiled up. Truly a sight to behold.

Videos can be streamed directly in your browser via a sleek looking embedded flash player. Direct downloads are also an option and with the newer updates you'll have your choice between a low, medium, high, or H.D. quality MPEG file. There's also a nice single-definition Windows Media file and a mobile-device friendly format, too. Play-back quality was pretty decent good across-the-board. I was a bit disappointed, though, with the look of some of the scenes, particularly the medium quality files. They were a little reminiscent of a VHS transfer, but maybe it's just an encoding thing. My only other gripe would be that some updates are missing a few of the aforementioned options.

The pictures aren't the highest quality images I've seen. The resolution could definitely be a little higher, that's for sure. Currently the average width of each pic is a paltry 800 pixels. But what they lack in overall quality they certainly make up for in quantity. The average gallery count is somewhere around 200 images, meaning there could be as many as 16,000 already housed on the set. It's also worth noting that they can be viewed in a cool little slide-show with variable speeds. Or just downloaded all in one go compressed in a ZIP file.

Members of Hot Bodybuilder Porn certainly won't be left wanting between updates 'round these parts, that's for damn sure. In addition to over 500 Adult DVD titles and the 101 sites on the network — covering everything from midgets to gay cum-swapping porn — members also get access to an additional 73 bonus sites. The sheer number of content alone is amazing but it's also nice to see such off-beat titles thrown into the mix. Sites like Wigger World and Bang a Midget. I mean, what's not to love?