Hustler Parodies

This site works in two ways: one, you will find your dirtiest fantasies coming true here, if you have ever fantasied about sex in Star Trek or the banging in Basic Instinct. If you've ever thought about making Homeland horny, and Die Hard hardcore, then these scenes are for you. There are some that play on words, The Whores Have Eyes, for example and there are some that get weird, the Smurfs and Avatar are parodied too, but the chicks remain hot, the videos stay as close to the originals as possible, with dialogue changes, and the hardcore is all there just as we like it.

There were 945 parody movies when I was at the site and, though updates are not always regular, there are updates happening. The first one was from 2005 (The Da Vinci Load) and was available in a Flash stream (quite small) and WMV and Mpeg downloads. The movie was five minutes long, so a part of a longer series. Looking at the more recent scenes I found Yurizan Beltran (aka Yuri Luv) in an official Vagina Monologue, in a larger Flash stream, but with a good choice of downloads. Mobile medium and high, MP4 medium, high and ‘Super’ and one WMV were all on offer, and I found a top resolution at 1,280 x 720 @ 9,098 kbps. You are told the file size, up to 700 Mbs, and downloading is simple. This particular movie ran for around 25 minutes and the quality was fine, just what you would expect from Hustler: high quality movie making with professional actresses and crews.

If you check back with your members’ home page you will see some of the Hustler Parodies DVDs from which these scenes come, and you can opt to see all DVDs. There were 108 of these at the time of my visit with titles such as, The Sopornos, This ain’t Jaws, This ain’t Dracula, and the most recent, This ain’t Fast and Furious. I think by now you have the picture.

There’s a photo section in the site too and you find this from the simple top menu. There were 179 photo sets and these, like the scenes, can all be sorted into various orders. Galleries come with slideshows and zip files and individual pics that click up to 600 x 400 online and 1,280 x 960 when downloading in the zip files. Galleries hold around 40 images each and these are high resolution, well taken and good to collect. There are many posed shots from some of these top models, so it's not all hardcore (and definitely not screen caps), in fact you have a mix of poses and action images to save.

I had one minor (well, pretty major at times) issue with the site when I was viewing, but it was hopefully only a temporary glitch. I kept getting ‘page not found’ errors, and server timeouts – I did check other sites at the same time and they were fine so it wasn't my connection. Some pages loaded up slowly, I was often stuck in a video page and could not get out of it, and other pages produced the error, and then some were fine. So, that’s something to watch out for and bear with if it happens to you. On the upside though I did find good search, sort and filter options in the members’ area, with a list of categories, and also linked tag words on video pages so you can easily find more of the same kind of thing. You can also opt for a random search and take what comes.

You can get fairly interactive in this members’ area with add to favourite functions and rates, I didn’t see any comments facility. There’s also a model index to check out and you also get to access the Hustler Network with around 19 sites in total, so great fun porn, good hardcore, and lots of neat extras for added value.