I Like Them Big

I don't know about you, but I like honesty in my smut. When I see a MILF site filled with girls in their late teens or an incest site focused on step-siblings, my horny inner-teenager weeps. So, imagine my relief when I logged into a site dedicated to BBW that actually has enough sense to use women large enough to cause your standard BMI calculator to explode.

I'm talking about babes with 36k cup sizes, 40 inch waist lines, and faces so pretty it'd be a crime not to slather them in jizz. Okay, maybe they're not all pretty, but they are all appropriately large, and that's the important thing. But don't let their weight fool you: These gals are awfully spry, and watching them wear out healthy young studs is a real treat.

Speaking of which, one of the latest I Like Them Big updates shows some musclebound young kickboxer receiving the reverse-cowgirl session of his life courtesy of a blue-haired beauty who looks to outweigh him by a good 70 pounds. A mismatch if I ever saw one. Oh, and after damn near exhausting their archives, I feel confident that that whole thing about fat girls being able to suck a dick should be upgraded from rumor to fact. Bravo, ladies.

Also, whoever is working that camera deserves their fair share of the adulation. Some of these shots are downright brilliant. It's as if they figured out the absolute perfect times to zoom in those massive mounds of undulating flesh, and to zoom out again so we can appreciate the mammoth size of these beauties. And since these scenes are all served up in 1080p clarity, you can be sure you'll see every roll of fat, every stretchmark, and every glorious jiggle of flesh in a suitable level of clarity.

I must admit, I was saddened by the lack of any form of pictures, but I suppose that is better than just throwing up a bunch of screen grabs and passing them off as photo galleries. Still, when I think of all the wonderful action shots they could have captured . . . .

Another missed opportunity was the failure to include any real sort of model index. The network has one, and you could I'm sure you could find these ladies on there if you were willing to put in the work. But should you have to?

But I can't say it surprises me. I mean, the videos have no descriptions. They cannot be rated or commented, either. The main page has no useful browse-tools to speak of, and content can only be filtered by date or rating. I am still scratching my head on that last one, though, since I see no way to rate these scenes. Perhaps they meant views or popularity?

The layout in general could really use a lot of work, too. There were some videos that did not match their titles, like the one entitled Black Fat Girl Spanked, which featured a girl so white that you could clearly see the veins in her breasts from 20 feet away. Not to mention the fact that she wasn't even chubby, let alone "fat." She was sporting bondage garb, though, so I guess the title wasn't completely off the mark.

At the end of the day, I suppose all of these problems can be overlooked if the content is good enough, and maybe it is. But even so, I find myself wondering if there is enough of it. In the nearly 3 years they have been up and running they have only managed to produce 43 updates. To their credit, they have done so at a consistent rating, adding an average of at least 1 new episode each month. Is it enough? I suppose that is up to you.

If not, perhaps full access to the Fuxers Network will be enough to tip the scales in their favor and earn your hard-earned dollar. None of the 13 bonus sites focus on BBW, but they do offer MILFs, teens, Asians, and plenty of other interesting kinks.