Mormon Girlz

In the spirit of 1 Peter 3:3-4, the membership area at Mormon Girlz chose to forgo all those fancy flash templates and worldly navigational adornments, instead opting for a much more modest and, if you ask me, user-friendly layout. The main page gives easy access to all the latest layouts and deceives not thanks to clear preview shots and descriptions.

But before digging into their glorious content and, ultimately, giving into the temptations of the flesh, I thought it prudent to first take a gander at their model index. I'm man enough to admit that I have sometimes spilled my seed while watching videos of women that were less than holy — a mistake I have vowed not to repeat. Fortunately, these were all righteous, God fearing ladies.

For instance, Ashleight, a undeniably gorgeous young blonde girl, admits she is "riddled with guilt" and that she "strives to keep her thoughts and actions pure and worthy for her future husband." But even those unfortunate, uninitiated young souls show promise. Even the less than stellar examples of church like Katherine, an adorable young brunette who has been having a sinful affair with another female member of the congregation, show remorse for their sinful nature and strive rise above it.

Going into this review with the knowledge that in 1834 Joseph Smith was given the revelation of the Lord's Law of plural marriage, as I'm sure most of you already knew, I had fully braced myself for loads of FFM polygamist fun. As it turns out, though, multiple wives is merely where the fun begins. During my time on the site I learned that the Seed Bearer's responsibility goes far beyond mere insemination. In fact, it often extends to disciplinary action. And sometimes that means using a device known as the "Priesthood Stretcher" to "punish" less than obedient budding wives' "virgin holes." They also have a novel way of making sure these ladies are modest: making them crawl on their hands and knees like a common dog. Works for me.

What truly thrilled me to the core, however, was all of the hints — and sometimes undeniable examples — of all to see.

Of course, hot Mormon chicks and twisted plots do not a great site make — not without at least passable production values and video playback quality. Thankfully, these videos are expertly shot and lit, and available in 4 different resolutions, going all the way up to a great looking 1080p high-def MPEG-4 file. And you won't have to wait long to watch them seeing as how they download at a lightning fast 10 megs-per-second.

To be honest, I really only have two complaints about this site. First off, I would have like to see some of those aforementioned video options made available for streaming. As is, we are only given one — albeit high-quality — option for that. Secondly, the pictures don't quite live up to the quality of their video brethren. I mean, incest scattered throughout these episodes. Hell, the most recent episode focuses on a father showing his son how to properly treat his wife. And what better way to do so than to fuck his mother's cunt and mouth right in front of him? And don't even get me started on the venerable Father Oaks, whose lust for his own daughter is plain for they're just still images, and they don't even give you the option to download them in a ZIP file.

My only other minor complaint would be that their minimalistic layout might not be enough once the site gets much larger — and with as many as 5-6 new updates each month, that will be sooner rather than later.