My XXX Paradise

Right from the start, I felt I had a good lay of the land. The main page kept it simple, providing a basic menu and eye-catching links to the latest updates and featured models. This worked in my favor twofold, as not only did it make for an easy browsing experience, but it also gave me a quick idea of what sort of filth awaited me. But more on that later . . . .

This design scheme also made it a hell of a lot easier to get a quick idea of their update history. I think they themselves would be to the first to admit it isn't the most consistent track record ever recorded. By and large, however, they deliver. Months are skipped here and there, yes, but on the months they do post updates, you can expect, at minimum, a good 6-7 hardcore videos and a few photo sets for good measure. And that's a slow month. It is not unheard of for there to be as many as 12 to 14 new videos in a month alone. Like I said, not the most consistent, but quite productive on the whole.

It is quite diverse, too. Just as promised on the landing page, the 10 sites that comprise this network cover a wealth of kinks, including stocking/foot fetishism, latex, bondage, rotund women and the oft-related natural big boobs category. The "latest videos" on the main page, at least the time of this review, reflects this mishmash of genres, giving heaping helpings of foot fetishism, BDSM, and BBW.

The content here has a real amateurish vibe, and I mean that in the best of ways. This particular aesthetic was obviously helped along by the network's decision to primarily cast amateurs and lesser known performers, but it is also due to the choice of shooting locations and the very basic handheld camerawork and editing used. Personally, I thought these touches of grittiness and realism added a little zest to what would have already been hot content, but I can see others being annoyed by the poor sound and bad camera angles that occasionally rear their ugly heads.

What I can't see anyone in their right mind complaining about, however, is the stellar selection of models on display here(trust me: if you're into girl-next-door types or large, natural breasts, then you're precisely who this network was created for). Nor can I see anyone bitching about the lengths to which these ladies go to get us off. The BDSM was often much rougher than I'd anticipated, and there were plenty of little kinky extras like breast milk being squirted into coffee and stil warm anal eggs being licked clean.

At the time of this review, there are 448 scenes and 319 galleries on the network, and I am happy to report that every single site has posted at least a few updates so far in 2019. The videos seem to come in with a bit more frequency, though, so that is the section of the site I stopped at first.

Your average scene runs somewhere between 7 and 13 minutes and can be streamed or downloaded at a surprisingly fast 10 megs-per-second. The embedded player has a nice timeline, which I found quite useful for skipping to the more interesting parts of scenes. What I would have liked even better, though, is more viewing options. There were none in sight on the embedded player, and clicking "download" threw a mystery file at me. On the bright side, every scene is marked HD, and every single one I downloaded(new and old alike) sported a 1080p resolution and bitrate of 6-10k.

The photos were limited to one resolution as well, but just like the videos, they at least make sure it was a nicely sized one at 2,000 x 3,000 pixels. On that note, I have to admit that I was impressed with the quality of these images. I went in expecting screen caps and came out with quite a few keepers for my collection.

So, you've heard the good. Now I suppose you're wondering about the bad, right? Well, I only have two real concerns here. The first being that with so many kinks being covered, you would think they would have provided us with more browse-tools to sort through them all. True, it is simple enough to browse by, picking My Legs Paradise for when you have that foot fetish itch, or any of the "Busty" sites if you feel like admiring a plump pair of breasts, but there is enough intersection of kinks going on here that that method could fall short. Particularly for those after very specific mixtures of filth.

Truth be told, my only major concern has to do with the aforementioned spotty update schedule. Considering the content count they have managed to amass in less than a year's time, I'd ordinarily feel they'd evened things out. But when combined with reports of the site's content count not having grown in the past 6 months, it gives me pause. I hope they aren't already resorting to recycling material, and these new updates are exactly as they appear. And I will certainly be keeping my fingers crossed for a rapidly expanding archive.