Nude In France

Nude In France is honestly an understatement. All one has to do is give the main membership page a mere cursory glance to see that these babes do a whole lot more than get naked.

There are 113 categories on the site, and they cover some pretty wild territory. I saw one scene where a lady old enough to be my grandmother was fucked without mercy by a young, well hung stud. I also watched a married man talk his wife into jerking off strangers in the woods. I watched another fella have his first experience with a transgender gal. Oh, and don't even get me started on the scene where the elderly fella cum all over the face of the innocent young teenage girl. Sufficed to say, the French know how to party.

I was also impressed that the archive had such an even mix of obviously scripted fantasy scenes — complete with wacky sets and costumes — and more raw, reality style porno. It's rare to see a niche site like this experiment with polar opposite styles, but I have to admit, it does keep things from getting stale.

I also really appreciate that their entire archive is compromised of high-definition footage. The 720p scenes — particularly the ones shot outdoors — look fantastic, and have a level of clarity that allows for details that would otherwise be lost in a lesser format.

What's more, their embedded player worked like a charm. I experienced nothing in the way of buffering errors, and the videos streamed at a steady 1 meg-per-second.

Streaming, I should add, is the only way you you are going to view these videos, as the site currently does not offer downloads. I suppose you could use a browser plugin or download manager to snag scenes, but I'd imagine the admin would frown upon that. Bummer . . . .

My biggest pet peeve about this site is, without a doubt, the layout. There is no movies section on the site. Instead, they put all of their scenes onto the main page and have new scenes load dynamically as you scroll down the page. So, every time you reach the end of the buffered content, new scenes start to appear. Once I reached around 70 scenes, problems started to occur. Once I reached 155 scenes, no new content would load, whatsoever. This was in the Chrome browser. I had similar results with Opera, too.

Firefox and Waterfox did not fare much better, making it to around 522 scenes before freezing up and spitting out errors. After retesting in a browser with no other tabs open, I determined that the site was using a peak of 3.4 gigabytes of memory once I reached the 500 update mark. And despite the fact that the computer I was viewing the site on was equipped with 16 gigabytes of memory, that was still enough to slow overall performance down dramatically.

It probably does not help that they decided it was a good idea to include a massive animated GIF every 5 or so updates. But even if they ditched those animations, the whole dynamically loading page scheme would still be a horrendous idea. Hell, if you ask me, this entire layout needs to be scrapped. As is, it will be too much for most casual users to handle. And that's a shame, too, because they will be missing out on some truly hot content.