Party Squirt

One thing is for sure: finding your way around Party Squirt is easy enough. The members' area sports one of the most basic layouts I've ever seen. There are no menus or search engines. Instead, links to the content — including a row of thumbnails and a brief description of the action — are laid out on the page. Just find one that suits your fancy and click it. That's it.

So, without being hindered by overcomplicated navigation or redundant browse-tools, I did what I do best: masturbated to every scene on the site. The content here seems to be home movie style shoots of "sex parties," usually involving three or more women, but sometimes men are allowed to join the fun, too. Expect fingering, pussy eating, blowjobs, and, of course, squirting.

The action definitely feels off the cuff and natural, and Suzinka does a fairly good job of shooting it. Fans of lesbian porn will be particularly pleased with this content, as girl-on-girl action seems to be the one constant activity performed at these parties. That's not to say there isn't girl-on-guy fun as well. I actually just finished viewing a fairly hot scene that featured a sloppy blowjob and some hot cowgirl action.

So, what's wrong with the site? Well, main beef would honestly be that for a site with "squirt" in its name, there's just not enough squirting going on here. Especially after that whole line on the tour about how Barbie can squirt 10 times in a row. Honestly, after viewing all of the scenes, it didn't seem to me that squirting was the focal of the site. Instead, it felt more like a lesbian/sexy party site with an amateur spin to it. And that's not a bad thing — at all — it's just not what I expected going in. Is there squirting? Yes. But there wasn't nearly as much as I'd hoped for.

Another big letdown was the fact that there's nothing in the way of high-definition content. Instead, we're given SD Windows Media files with a resolution of 720 x 576 — a far cry from the 720p and 1080p that most sites(even amateur ones) are sporting these days. Also, there's no streaming video, either.

Oh, and since the site is relatively new, there's not much in the way of content. As I write this there's only 10 scenes on the site. And since their updates have no timestamps, it's difficult to tell how often they're adding new scenes, which means most members aren't even going to know when they can expect a new update.

Worse yet, the video count is even less impressive than it looks on the surface, because it turns out that a scene entitled Multiple Treatment is actually broken up into two parts. On a more positive note, the videos do download quite fast(just under 3 megs-per-second), and the play-back quality is quite nice for SD, so at least they've got that going for them.

One minor negative is that there are no photo galleries on the site. I personally didn't mind this so much, but I thought it was worth mentioning for all you photography buffs out there.