Porn Micros Network

There’s something about the free-will and frolicking ways of a hot blooded, barely legal teen to make men of all ages want to get into those panties and see what really makes their clit tick…well, from this network, you’re going to have the chance to do so, however, it will be in a somewhat softcore manner. When opening the main membership doors, they’ve definitely done many things right…some are not so right, but, we’ll touch base on all of the pluses and minuses as we go. Starting with the layout, it’s great for the most part, clean white backdrop with images that pop from the page introducing the sexy sets, unfortunately however, there are no date stamps added for confirmation of freshness.

They claim in multiple places throughout their intro that this site is unlike most of what you’re use to, they don’t promise daily, or even weekly updates, in fact, they tell you right up front, they add one new girl a month, with all of the content that comes with her, and then you won’t see anything new from them for another month. The premise might almost be good as far as that’s concerned, but, when you’re a paying member, you can go through everything new in less than an hour and then have to wait another month for more. Yes, a shaft could almost starve here. And, in fact, if they do as they pledge, since there are only 10 models showing, does that mean this site is just 10 months old? Again, no certificate of verification offered, unfortunately.

They offer a shot of the girl, and then next to that, a shot for entering her photos and another for her videos, which is good…but, they also give a bar of links, supposedly breaking footage down by type, so, I click to do an overall count, and it takes me right back to the same main membership page, where they’re all piled together, no breakdown, just a looping effect that meant each set had to be opened, via galleries and videos to get counts. Which actually effects the reviewer more than the member, but for the sake of honesty, I call all pros and cons. Also, while going through the extra steps for count, there may be a few more videos than what I report upon, but one of the girls, “Cutie Tease” is the name she goes by, on the day of my write-up, when clicking on her video link, it would just pop me back to the top of the existing page, so, I was unable to get a count for her.

I will give a pat on the back to the folks behind the scenes of this site when it came to choosing the barely legal teens they did. For the most part, they truly do look as though they may still be carrying a bit of smoky smell from blowing out those 18 candles from their last birthday. Many of the young ladies have small tits, those tiny morsels of mammary glands, with hard nipples and a desire to be played with. From there, they stream down to the curve of their waist, the developing womanly roundness to their hips and from some of the peek-a-boo footage, I’m assuming most of them are completely shaven in the enchanted forest area. They are cute, saucy, sexy, sassy, and stimulating, and, they are also softcore.

The majority of the sets carry solo, striptease temptation, which will be everything from tight blue jeans, to shorts, to cute young looking jammies, and those swaying moves as the material is dropped to the floor. They are on the prowl, arching their backs, lifting their butts, and letting their boobs flash. You’ll also find some fun to view girl to girl excitement, where they hint at the horniness of lesbian lust, even though they don’t go “deep in the bush” for the grand pornographic prize. Yes, it’s softcore, but, it’s fun too, which will give an extra star in their overall review. They smear food on their bodies, baby oil and bath bubbles, all for the sake of saying, “Hey, I’m legal and it’s time to come play with me!”

When slipping into my investigator frame of mind, which does include the derby hat and a pipe hanging from between my lips, I was hoping to find more than what I did. They have good things going, and then suddenly you hit a downgrade that makes you want to utter a soft, “Damn!” under your breath. The videos come to you in clips, ranging in time from 1+ minute, to a bit over 4 minutes, and they stream only, which was a disappointment. But, hang on to your hanky, you’ll be crying a few more tears when you find there is DRM in effect. There is only one format for streaming, WMV, and for some reason, there is a lot of variance to the technical numbers, given this site, by their own somewhat admission, should only be 10 months old. You go from a dial up quality to HD in numbers from, Porn Micros Network.

When opening each set, you have no choice, just one link, you click and the streaming begins, once username and password is added, but I found even in the HD installments, there was still this hint of blurriness that didn’t quite fit the bill. They had some lighting issues as well, just not very professionally shot in this reviewer’s opinion. Thankfully, the images were better offered. Granted, thumbs were a bit on the smaller side, but, very well uniformed, bordered and nicely displayed. When enlarging, they go with a full screen presentation coming in at 1200x800 pixels, and they do include a ZIP download.

Just as a quick footnote, and more in regards to my opinion than anything else, I’m scratching my head with curiosity as to why they call themselves a network, to me, that would constitute a listing of sites, all making up one bundle for purchase, but, the only thing you get here is the one site, with monthly newness. Yes, if you look closely, there is a question mark above my head.